Blackadder's Christmas Carol Page #2
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17 and a penny, minus 17 leaves...
38, eight shillings and fourpence.
Not bad, Mr Baldrick. The answer is,
in fact, a splendid shining penny.
Merry Christmas Eve,
Mr Slackbladder...I mean, Blackadder.
And to you, young urchin.
A penny for Christmas cheer, sucker...I mean, sir.
Erm, well..
Certainly, here.
Going to buy some cake
for your silver-haired mother?
Nah, sod that! I'm off to the gin shop.
They grow up so fast these days, bless 'em.
Oh, well another year without profit.
Still it is Christmas.
And let us remember, Mr Baldrick,
that be we as stony as a biblical execution,
it's still the season of good cheer
and we have our Christmas treats.
Nuts, turkey and presents.
And my goddaughter, Millicent.
Secure the ornaments and let her in.
So we put all our presents under our little tree.
A scarf for me, a pair of gloves
for Mr Baldrick and a hat for Millicent.
Ah, Millicent, to what do I owe
this excellent pleasure?
I just thought I'd pop round,
you know, on the off chance.
Christmas is a time traditionally
connected with presents.
It is indeed. And look, a lovely hat
for my dear goddaughter.
Oh, thanks. And look! A scarf
and a pair of gloves to match!
That's not bad, I suppose.
- Jolly good.
- Sorry I can't stop.
tomorrow at lunch time.
Splendid idea!
It'll just be little me and my teensy boyfriend,
so cook two extra turkeys.
Thanks for all the pressies.
Why don't you take the flippin' tree??!
Oh, you are sweet!
Bye!
Bye. My, what a jolly young girl!
Pity she nicked all the presents.
Well I thought we'd be quite spoilt enough
with the turkey
and this mountain of nuts we have.
Well peel my tangerines, this is a night!
- Back!
- Ah, Beadle.
Charmed, honoured
and lovelied in every possible way.
Get back!
Felicitous compliments
of the gorging season to you, sir.
Peace on Earth and fat tums to all men!
Indeed, indeed! And what
of your little orphan charges?
Well I don't think I charges 'em enough, in fact.
Luckily you're here to cover up
the shortfall Mr Blackadder.
They're looking forward to coming tomorrow,
bringing you a surprise.
Surely not another totally unexpected rendition of
"God Rest Ye Merry Mr Blackadder"?
Can't say, sir. All I can say
is it's Christmas as usual,
except sadly we've managed to polish off
all our nuts before the big day.
What luck! As fate would have it,
we have some. Help yourselves.
No, sir. I couldn't take them.
- Is this all is it?
- Yes.
It'll have to do, then.
See you tomorrow.
Well what a jolly fellow!
Looked like a fat git to me.
Well yes, but you mustn't judge
people from outward appearances.
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