Slap Her... She's French Page #2
I'm so excited!
[French accent]
Hello. I am Genevieve.
Bonjour!
bonjour!
[Loudly]
in honor of your visit,
we learned
Arnie, would you
like to start?
Start what?
The thing...
Oh, right.
Libert.
Egalit.
Ennui.
That is not the word
that we agreed upon.
If that is some kind
of French profanity,
Randolph Scott Grady,
i swear--
it means "boredom
unto death."
Oh. well,
then that's ok.
Everybody wave
to the camera now.
Smile!
smile, everybody!
Here she is.
Isn't she cute?
All right,
that's enough.
Man:
runnin' from the rat racejust as fast as I can
take off my tie
so I can breathe
me, I'm going
where the fresh air...
Mon dieu.
It is like a castle.
It is so huge.
Just wait till you
see what's inside.
Walk in the country
with me
watch the sun
sinking down on the trees
Surprise!
surprise!
Ha ha ha!
Come on.
We're having fun.
Isn't she precious?
Hi. how are you?
Good to see you.
Thank you for coming.
Isn't she just adorable?
Starla, you have
so many friends.
Yeah. well, it's
a blessing and a curse.
With trend-setting
comes responsibility.
Hi. how are you?
Good to see you.
And get you introduced.
Randolph, get the luggage.
Genevieve, these are
my 2 best friends in the world--
Ashley Lopez
and Tanner Jennings.
So, this is our little
French visitor?
Oui. that means yeah.
It's what hip people
in France say.
Oh.
oh.
[Loudly] do you
speak American?
She's French, Tanner,
not deaf.
Want a ciggie?
Oh...no,
i do not smoke.
I thought all
you Europeans
smoked
like chimneys.
For a time I did,
but it took away
my appetite
and made me drop
the weight like flies.
And?
and?
See you.
Those two are real sweet,
but they're big sluts.
Starla.
Hey, stud.
Hey...studette.
Mmm...
Mmm...a-1.
Genevieve leplouff,
this is my boyfriend,
Kyle Fuller.
Hello.
mmm...
Never before
have I seen a man
with such, uh...
Um...Big meat.
[Gulp]
Um, Kyle's
class president,
and he's been
quarterback
of the splendona
high longhorns
when I first became
head cheerleader.
Naturally,
we started dating.
It was destiny.
Mmm...
Oh, how romantic.
Hey, you two
want some meat?
Uh...
Maybe later, sweetie.
Ok.
[Kissing loudly]
If you don't
eat meat around here,
people look at you as if
you're some kind of foreigner.
Oh, sorry.
Here I am giving makeovers
at an old folks' home.
Oh, and this is me
winning the beef pageant.
Oh, and this is me
and a little
humane society puppy
that totally puked
all over my new suede jacket
I swear, I wanted to put
that damn dog in the microwave.
In America,
if you want to be famous,
you have to care
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