'8 Out of 10 Cats' Does 'Deal or No Deal' Page #4

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to buy a vintage Bentley.

Of course.

Which would have cost me 200 grand.

So 88 grand wouldn't have bought

what I wanted.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

I know it sounds dreadful, but...

That's exactly what we want.

I want to get a charity

a vintage Bentley.

And we're not going to do that

for 7,800.

Let's just quickly do this side.

So, deal or no deal?

No deal.

No deal.

- No deal. - No deal.

- No deal. - No deal.

- No deal.

I don't know.

LAUGHTER:

Do you have any idea

what's going on, Tony?

No, but it's addictive.

Alice, what would you go for?

No deal.

You'd go no deal. John?

I think seven grand is a nice

little bit for charity. You know?

And John will double it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'd deal.

You'd deal at this point?

Rachel, what do you think?

I'd no deal.

And Matt?

No deal.

No deal.

You're our resident statistician,

OK?

Why would you not deal

at this point?

Because all you've got to do is

leave one of those big numbers

and you'll probably get

a similar offer,

whatever small one you've got left.

(JON) No!

I'm afraid I was slightly lost in

your eyes. I didn't get any of that.

LAUGHTER:

If you've got 35, 50 or 100,

you're likely to get a similar offer,

aren't you?

OK, so are you ready

for the question?

(JON) Yeah.

7,800.

Deal or no deal?

LAUGHTER:

(DEEP VOICE) No...

Deal.

CHEERING:

Three more boxes to open

straight after the break.

See you then.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to 8 Out Of 10 Cats

does Deal Or No Deal.

Let's see what's going to happen

next.

Are you ready to open

some more boxes?

I quite like the idea that Nicola

will have a low amount in her box.

Nicola Adams there, Olympic gold.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It feels like a blue.

It feels like blue?

We need this one to be blue.

Open up box number 1.

Good luck.

GROANING:

50,000 gone.

Well, I guess it was a red.

LAUGHTER:

Don't worry. You are last

on our list of people

we would be upset with.

LAUGHTER:

What do you think, Jon?

You can choose this time.

Number 10, Alice.

Alice, Radio One DJ.

May the force be with you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You needed that.

You really needed that.

So, you took a big risk turning down

7,800 and you could be all right

if this last one is a blue.

You've got to believe it

before you can do it.

Don't you feel that you

can look at a box

and fill it with your goodness?

Not a whole box.

I couldn't do a box.

A teaspoon.

LAUGHTER:

It's my pick, isn't it?

Number 3, Nong.

Shall we see what

happened last time you opened a box?

If you want.

Let's have a look.

(NOEL EDMONDS) I hope it was

all worth it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What was the offer?

68,000.

So 68,000, you said "no deal",

and you won a quarter

of a million pounds?

Yes.

Am I correct in saying that you

live in the Swindon area?

Where Jon used to live?

And you're single?

Yeah.

Do you...?

(LAUGHS)

LAUGHTER:

I just thought, because she's got

money and lives in your area.

I'm not laughing...

She laughed in your face.

Brian, I need you.

Send anyone.

So, Nong, let's see if your good

luck can rub off on them.

Open box number 3.

OK. Good luck.

CHEERING:

Thank you, Nong.

PHONE RINGS:

Hello.

That is a vital last box.

He said that every offer

would be aimed at Jon.

9,000 and...

Nong's phone number.

LAUGHTER:

In case I want abusing

when I get home as well?

Could you just laugh at me

over the phone while I sleep?

9,000. It's the highest offer

you've had so far.

You've still got the 100,000,

you've still got the 35,000.

Are you daring to dream?

Of course he's not.

LAUGHTER:

Purely selfishly, I would rather be

the person who dealt slightly early

but gave 9,000 to charity,

than the person who pushed

too far and gave them,

I don't know, 750 quid.

How is the charity going to get

the Bentley if we don't take a risk?

Do you reckon you'll end up

opening the box?

You might get more money that way.

But if you keep opening boxes,

you're probably not going to get...

Unless

you leave the two big ones, you

won't get much bigger of an offer.

PHONE RINGS:

Hello.

OK, he's got something

he thinks might be helpful.

If you had an all-blue round now,

he would double your money

to 18,000 on the next offer.

But if we only get the 100,000...

But, Jon, if you have an all-red

round, then it's gone.

22 is the death box,

so all I would say is that probably

hasn't got the 100,000 on it.

Why do you say that?

That's the box that everyone goes,

"Whoa, don't go 22!"

I've nicknamed my box Torres,

to make it blue

and not worth very much.

Oh, nice.

LAUGHTER:

APPLAUSE:

I don't think if we do a round

we're going to hit three reds.

I really don't.

I think you'll hit blues.

I think you should go one more round,

personally.

What are you guys going to do?

You've got to make a decision

now together, come on.

I mean, I would deal.

Yeah.

Grow a pair, Richardson.

Audience, put your hands up.

Who thinks they should deal?

Who thinks they should no deal?

One of the guys who put his hands

up to deal is Mr Al, and he is

one of the most sort of regular

regulars and experts on the stats.

Why do you think they should deal?

An all-blue round...

The chance of an all-blue

round is 18%.

So it's an 82% chance you will

not have an all-blue round.

You just spoke to Rachel Riley,

so that's your life complete.

LAUGHTER:

I'm better with numbers than

I am at chatting up girls.

No sh*t.

LAUGHTER:

(LAUGHS)

If we deal we've still

got to go round

and do all the f***ing boxes

anyway, so it doesn't matter.

LAUGHTER:

What do you think, Jon, Sean?

An all-blue round is the best

we can possibly do.

But then it's double.

I think we should no deal.

I think that maths says we should

deal but we will probably no deal.

Are you ready for the question?

Yeah.

Sean, Jon, 9,000, deal or no deal?

No...

Deal.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They are taking a very brave choice.

9,000, they have said "no deal".

That board is dangerous.

Have they done the right thing,

have they done the wrong thing?

Find out after this break.

We're opening three more boxes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to 8 Out Of 10 Cats

Does Deal Or No Deal.

Before the break,

Jon and Sean turned down 9,000

on this precarious board.

Come and have a look.

There's only two numbers here

that matter - 35,000 and 100,000.

You've got to pick three boxes now

and if those two go...

you're in a lot of trouble.

So you've turned down 9,000.

It strikes me that, Jon,

you did not want to do that.

You can't live with regret, can you,

Jimmy? You've got to stay positive.

And I'd like Susie Dent

to open box 16.

Susie Dent.

We really need a blue here, Susie.

OK.

Open up the box.

(SINGS THE COUNTDOWN THEME)

Wrong tune.

Oh, no, that's the right one.

LAUGHTER:

THEY ALL SING THE COUNTDOWN THEME

Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, boom!

(SEAN SINGS THE THEME

FROM MATCH OF THE DAY)

LAUGHTER:

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Um...Elis.

Elis. You're a stand-up comedian,

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