'8 Out of 10 Cats' Does 'Deal or No Deal' Page #5

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you're from Wales.

Yeah.

Could it be blue? Is it blue?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You both remember

what the banker said.

He said

if you got an all-blue round,

he would double

the offer from 9,000 to 18,000.

You're one blue box away

from 18,000, guaranteed.

I would go with box 8

to even it up, so it's two-a-side.

For this vital box, you've gone for

one of the unluckiest players

there's ever been.

Corinne, a little bit of good

luck for them would be blue now.

Come on, Corinne, open box 8.

CHEERING:

Yes.

You've turned this round.

Wildly against the odds -

it was an 18% chance of going

on a blues cruise there. You did it.

PHONE RINGS:

LAUGHTER:

Banker.

Brian.

LAUGHTER:

The offer is 18,000, as he said.

APPLAUSE:

18,000 for that board.

Ooh, Brian!

LAUGHTER:

Do you think you can defy

the odds again? I mean...

We would have to keep the 100...

Mm.

..to get a better offer.

Jon, to be fair, you've compromised

when you've needed to.

You've got to a significant

amount of money now.

18 grand to a charity -

that could employ four of those

clipboard people for a year!

LAUGHTER:

I would've dealt last time.

So, you know...

What about you guys?

Show of hands - who would deal?

Who would deal?

Who would no deal?

About 50-50.

It shows it's a tough decision -

what are you guys going to do?

What do you want to do, Jon?

I think we should deal.

Fine.

(AUDIENCE BOOS)

I mean, that noise is

going to happen whatever I say.

When it's 50-50, 50% of the audience

are going to go, "Boo!"

Aren't you?

(AUDIENCE) No.

Let's try that.

What would the noise be

if you said...?

I think we should no deal.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sean, Jon,

are you ready for the question?

Are we?

No.

I think we should possibly no deal,

but 18,000 is a lot of money,

so if you want to deal,

I'm happy to deal.

I would no deal, I'd carry on.

(TUTS) Sh*t.

LAUGHTER:

It's hard, isn't it?

Come on - deal or no deal?

I think we should go no deal.

(AUDIENCE) Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Whoo!

Do you want to risk it?

Or do you want 18,000

guaranteed now?

Deal or no deal?

No deal.

No deal!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They've gone no deal.

If you don't hit that 100,000

on the next three boxes,

we're in for a big offer.

Let's go, let's pick those boxes.

18, Tony Law.

Three vital boxes.

Ugh.

Tony Law, we're looking for 10p,

we're looking for 750 in this box.

Please, Tony.

As long as it's not a foot.

LAUGHTER:

OK, we're hoping it's not

a human foot. Or 100,000.

Don't... Don't be that.

Or a foot.

It's 35,000.

Oh, I'm sorry.

OK, that is off the table now.

We've still got the 100,000 left.

It's a one-box game.

What are you going to go for?

What do you want, Jon? 22, 17 or 11?

Er...

Steve Frost, 17.

Steve Frost, 17.

Open up the box, Steve,

show us what's in there.

We're looking for blue.

Maybe we should've dealt.

LAUGHTER:

Wise words, Sean. Wise words.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

750.

Tens of thousands of pounds

rest on this last box.

Which box

are you going to open next?

Rachel, 22.

The death box.

I'm going to stand up for this.

- Really? - Yeah.

If this is the 100,000,

you've thrown away 18,000.

But if it isn't...

you've made a fortune

for your charities.

Jon Richardson is a man

that never takes risks,

but he's taken a massive risk today.

Oh, God. OK.

Come on, Rachel,

reward their courage.

Come on, Torres, score for once.

LAUGHTER:

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

5,000.

It's red,

but it really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't matter.

PHONE RINGS:

Optimism.

Banker.

He's saying that, Jon, you took

a risk there. He admires that.

He's saying, Sean,

he underestimated you.

It happens to so many.

LAUGHTER:

This offer is aimed at both of you.

The offer is 32,000.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

32,000.

Well, we have to deal on that.

We have to - we have no choice.

I think we should go on.

- Do you? - No!

LAUGHTER:

Cos that's... That's not fair,

is it, to end up with 10p?

10p, you'd have to divide that

between both charities, so that's...

Do we know?

Yeah. I think so, yes. Yeah.

You ready for the question?

- Mm. - Yeah.

So 32,000...

..deal or no deal?

Deal. Yeah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson

just won 32,000

for their chosen charities.

Let's see what you've got in here.

Let's see

if you've spanked the banker.

We all want to see the 10p, yes?

(ALL) Yeah!

If the 10p's in here, you will

have played the perfect game.

You sold what was in this box

for 32,000.

OK?

(CHUCKLES)

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You have spanked the banker!

Fantastic.

Well played there.

(SEAN) Perfect game.

Rob, show us what's in that box.

I told you I was good at raffles.

LAUGHTER:

100,000.

Game over.

32,000 won

for your chosen charities.

Let's quickly

hear about those charities.

What charity were you raising

money for today?

The charity's called the

Pseudo Obstructive Research Trust.

It's a digestive problem

that affects young people

and it gets misdiagnosed as bulimia.

They can't digest their food

and then they vomit

and they're often misdiagnosed

as a psychological condition

when it's physical.

It happens a lot to young children

and young adults.

That's a great charity.

Jon, what are you raising money for?

For Help The Hospices,

because my nan died this year and

she had hospice care

and it's not funded,

so they rely on Deal Or No Deal.

(LAUGHS)

A wonderful thing.

APPLAUSE:

Ladies and gentlemen,

Jon Richardson and Sean Lock.

Give them a round of applause.

Thank you.

32,000 they walk away with

for their charities.

Thanks to our box openers, our

wonderful audience - the pilgrims -

and to everyone

for watching at home.

That's it from 8 Out Of 10

Cats Does Deal Or No Deal.

Good night!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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