101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure Page #2

Something tortures you?

Tell me what cloud dares|cast a shadow on...

...the flower?

Oh, it's a sad but familiar tale|of loss and disappointment...

...probation,|and a restraining order.

But you...

...you can help Cruella|to forget all that.

Will you do a painting|just for me...

...to ease my pain?

I will create|a masterpiece...

...if you will be my...|muse.

Ooh. Oh, darling.

Ohh.

Ahhh.

6...

7...

26...

202.

Dad?

97...

I can't sleep.

- 98...|- I've been thinking.

90...

Do you think|I'm one-of-a-kind...

...or just...|one of 101?

101. That's it.

101.

All right, everyone,|into the truck!

You're 90,|you're 91, you're 92...

...you're 93, you're 94.

Hold it. Wait.|You're 98, you're 99...

...you're 100...

...and you're 101.

And you're 101,|and you're 101.

Hold it. Wait.

How many 101 s are there?

Well, I've successfully|lost count again.

Right.|Anyone not here, speak up.

Oh, no!

Wait! Wait for me!

Well, that figures.

They didn't even miss me.

Then I'm not gonna miss|them!

Well,|what do you think?

Why, it's splendid!

Puppies, welcome|to your new home!

Right then.|That's 1 and 2 and, uh...

37, 36, 5, 50, 8, um...|minus 2, carry the 3, and, um...

101?

Finally, no more counting.

Huh?

Waaa!

All this place needs is a proper|dusting, a splash of paint...

...and it'll be good as new.

Now, where do you suppose|we'll put the music room?

I think you just found it,|darling.

"Thunderbo-olt"

"Hounding hoodlums|with a howl... Hear his growl"

"Thunderbo-olt"

"Desperadoes,|cringe in fear..."

Ladies and gentlemen,|boys and girls...

...pooches and pups of all ages...

...are you ready?

Desperadoes, cringe in fear.|Mighty Thunderbolt is here!

I don't believe it!

It's really him!

And here's his sidekick|extraordinaire...

...the ever-trusty|Little Lightning!

- Yoo-hoo!|- Hello, handsome!

Over here,|you gorgeous hunk o' hound.

Oh, uh, hi, ladies.|Nice to meet you.

- Oh, no.|- We don't want you.

Get out of the way.|We want...

Thunderbolt!

- Ooh. -|Ooh. - Ooh.

Sorry, little buddy, but these ladies|aren't interested in the sidekick.

They're here to get|a big eyeful of...

...hero!

- Aaah! -|Aaah! - Aaah!

Heel, ladies, heel.

Thunderbolt!

All right, everybody.

Line up your dogs|for the audition.

We need to hear|their best heroic bark.

V- Very good.

Hey, that's very...

Oh, there's more!

Ugh!

Well... Go ahead.

Uh...

What's the matter,|little fella?

Cat got your tongue?

Oh, that's funny,|'cause, you see, we're dogs...

...and we chase cats, so...

Ah, well, it made me laugh.

Come on, kid,|we haven't got all year.

You're wasting|my valuable limelight.

Say, who sat|on the squeaky toy?

Hey, Thunderbolt,|over here!

"Thunderbo-olt..."

That's it, folks! We'll announce|the winner of the audition tomorrow!

Have a megafantabulous day!

And remember, buy your pooch lots|and lots of tasty Kanine Krunchies!

"...only in the night"

Nice work, Patch,|just brilliant.

Ladies, ladies,|you're wearing me out.

Oh, please?|Just do it one more time.

Oh, well, all right. I guess|just one more time couldn't hurt.

- Aaah. -|Aaah. - Aaah.

Golly, I'm good.

Hello, boys!

- Thunder!|- Lightning, little buddy.

It's just awful!

- Ooh. Ahh.|- I overheard what they're planning...

Growl!

Bump!

Ah, don't be too harsh|on them, little buddy.

I know we don't have|the best writers in television...

...but we can always improvise.

I'm pretty good|at improvising...

...as long as|it's written down for me.

No, no, you don't understand. Something|really horrible is going to happen.

Ooh, ooh, don't tell me.|Let me guess.

- The dam breaks. The mine collapses.|- No. No.

Do I get an evil twin? I've|always wanted an evil twin.

No! Listen, Thunder, what|happens is you... You...

Huh?

You die.

I don't believe it.|I- I die?

Oh, Lightning, this is just...|About the greatest thing ever!

Ha ha! I've always wanted|to play a big death scene...

...the selfless hero who sacrifices|himself to save the innocent.

Ha ha!

I'll kick bigger|than Old Yeller! Ha ha ha!

So, how do I make my shockingly|unexpected and triumphant return?

- You don't.|- What do you mean, I don't?

You don't make a shockingly|unexpected and triumphant return.

You die. You're dead.|You never come back.

N- Not even|for a reunion show?

Not even for a cameo|in the remake.

They're writing me|out of the show!

They're gonna replace you|with a younger dog.

Oh, so that's what those|auditions were really all about.

Oh, Lightning,|you gotta help me.

I can't end up on the street,|homeless, foraging in trash cans.

Mange! I could get mange!

Well, I... I did have|this one crazy thought.

Or ticks!|I hate ticks!

They suck all the blood|out of you, do you hear me?

They suck all the blood|out of yo-o-o-o-u!

What if... You went out|and did something heroic...

...like you do on the show,|but in the real world?

You know, get your name|in the paper...

...prove to 'em|that you still got it.

Wait a minute.

What if... I went out and did|something heroic in the real world?

Or... That could work, too.

After all, you are the one-of-a-kind|wonder dog. How hard could it be?

- Yeah, it'll be a catwalk.|- Cakewalk.

Pre-cisely. I'll just go get a little|press for doing some easy hero stuff...

...and they'll be begging|to keep me on the show.

But first... I'll have|to figure out a way...

...to sneak past|my adoring public.

Hmm?

Hmm. Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak,|sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak. Hide.

Hmm. Ha ha.|Master of disguise.

- Hi, Thunderbolt!|- Aaaaah!

Oh, I'm sorry.|You've got the wrong dog, kid.

I know it's you.

That's the same disguise|you used in episode 18...

"Gambling Gophers|of Gunfire Gulch."

Oh! For howling out loud!|Now you've blown my cover.

This is champion! I'm your|biggest fan, Thunderbolt!

I know every episode by heart.

Remember the time when you|fought that grizzly bear...

...and rescued those orphans and|then the dam broke and... And...

Hey, aren't you|the squeaky toy?

Yeah. Heh. That's me.

- Listen, pup...|- Patch.

Pooch... whatever.|You've got to understand...

...sometimes danger and I|like to dance alone!

Good gracious gravy,|look at that!

A cat is stuck|up in that tree!

He is?

Oh, my heart goes out to|the poor, helpless creature.

Now, if I were me,|what would I do?

Well, I'd read the script.|That's what I'd do.

Oh, no!|I don't have a script!

This is just like when Tommy was|trapped on that cliff in episode 29.

- That one was a classic.|- Okay, okay, don't panic. You can do this.

- Only it's also like episode 64...|- You can do this.

- When he was drowning in the water tower.|- You can't do this!

- Yeah, that was great.|- You can't do this! Who am I kidding?

I have no idea|what I'm doing!

But episode 29|is still the best...

...at least|from the first season.

- Pooch...|- Patch.

- Whatever. I'm trying to panic here!|- Oh, sorry.

I just thought you were gonna do|what you did on Raccoon Ridge...

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