101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure Page #3
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- Year:
- 2002
- 74 min
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...you know, when you got that barrel|and dragged it next to the cliff...
...and you found|a long plank of wood...
...and got a great, big,|round boulder, and then...
Pre-cisely!
Whoa!
Ohh!
Hang on, little kitty!
Help is on the way!
Heh heh heh.|The press is gonna love this.
Aah!
Phew.
There you are,|my good man.
No need to thank me.
The look on your face|is thanks enough.
Now smile for the cameras.
Hey, that's strange.|Where are all the photographers?
The press is always around|when I do something.
What's the matter|with you English people?
Are you all having tea?
How am I supposed to get my job|back if you're all having tea?
That was champion, Thunder,|just like on the telly!
You know, this stuff|isn't as easy as it looks.
I mean, maybe if I could|remember what happened...
...in every episode of the show, you know,|like squeaky toy here, then I could...
Hey, squeaky toy.
Oh, darling,|it's just divine!
It's remarkable!
It's stunning!|It's grand!
But it's all wrong.
But... But it... it's|my best work yet... Cupcake.
But it simply has to be better|than your best, darling.
I mean,|look at these spots.
Oh, the shapes|aren't at all acceptable.
They're not... Soft enough...|you know, cuddly...
...like something you want|to squeeze the life out of!
Oh, no, this one|is no good at all...
...an embarrassing mediocrity,|a complete failure!
Your harsh words strike me like blows|from the fists of a large dockworker.
I would cry now...|were it not so bourgeois.
There, there.
I know you'll get it right,|my depressive Da Vinci.
You simply have to keep|trying.
After all, you're the only one|who truly understands Cruella...
...who can see|into her tortured soul.
Yes! Her heart is like|a vast, dark ocean...
...on whose waves|I am hopelessly adrift...
...in my dinghy of passion.
I shall not betray|your faith in me!
I shall create|another canvas...
...and another and another|and another...
...until I have found|spotted perfection!
I shall not stop until|the fires of your craving...
...have been quenched!
Junior deputy test?|Which episode was that in?
Uh, one of|the lost episodes.
But I only give it to pups|who I think might be worthy.
And who knows?|If you do real good...
...maybe I'll even let you|be on the show with me.
Really?
Sure, kid.|I'm the star, aren't I?
Mother|of pasteurised milk!
That stagecoach|is out of control!
This is your first|junior deputy test, kid.
Okay. Well... This is|just like in episode 37...
"Stagecoaches|of Serpent Summit."
Very good.|Now, episode 37...
...was that the one where|I leap, run, and pounce?
No, no. That was the one where|you run, pounce, and leap.
Pre-cisely! Stand back!
"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh-ooh"
"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh"
Get hold of yourself, man!|You're out of control!
- Whoa!|- It's okay! I'll get the brake.
"Caboodle lay-dee-ee-ooh"
Still no photographers.
- How odd.|- Aah! - Aah!
"There may be days|when things don't go right"
"And your shoes|refuse to dance"
"To make the winds of fortune|blow right"
"You might need|a second chance"
"So if you get one try|and that don't fly"
"Stop and count to 10"
"And if at first|you don't succeed"
"Try again"
Here's your next test,|kid.
Wow! Banque robbers!
Uh... Episode 4.
"Beginner's luck|is overrated"
- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!|- " Once you blink, it's come and gone"
- Aaaaaah!|- " The only way to cultivate it"
"Is to keep on keepin' on"
- "Yeah"|- Hmm? Still no photographers?
"Try and try and then"
"If at first|you don't succeed, yeah"
"Try again"
"Try, try again"
"Yes, my friend"
"Try, try, try again"
Those men|are frozen with fear.
No wonder. Those crazed badgers|are trying to eat their heads!
It's just like in episode 27 when|you whupped those two grizzlies!
- " Caboodle|lay-dee-ooh-ooh" - Huh?
"Eeeb-a-dee-bop|sa-dum-wa-dum"
"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh-ooh"
"And don't you ever stop, no"
"Caboodle lay-dee-ee-ee"
"Mimmy-zop ba-dum, wa-dum,|yeah"
What is it?
Looks like we've stumbled|on a band of cattle rustlers.
Uh, aren't those monkeys?
Even worse...|monkey rustlers!
Sounds like episode 34|to me.
Right answer once again...|junior deputy.
- I passed the test?|- Think you can handle it?
You bet! Let's get|those monkey rustlers!
"Now, if you find|you're batting zero"
"And a legend you are not"
"You can still wind up|a hero"
"If you give it|one more shot"
"If you don't give in,|you're gonna win"
"The only question's"When?"
"So if at first|you don't succeed"
Blech!
"Try again"
"Try, try, try again"
"Try, try again"
"And again, yeah"
"Try, try, try again"
"Try again"
"Try, try, try again"
"Try again"
Hey, get over on the right|side of the road, buddy!
Sheesh! London drivers.
I told you, Thunder.
This is the best day ever!
Yeah. You know, I never knew it|would be so much fun out here...
...doing this real hero|stuff.
What do you mean? Don't|you do this all the time?
Oh, well, kid, uh...
Well, you know, it's, uh...
Of course I do! Ha!|I do this all the time.
So, let's talk|about you, kid.
Me?
- Yeah. What's your story?|- Well, uh...
Hold on. Okay, go on.
Missing? What do you mean,|he's missing?
- We've looked...|- And looked...
But there's just no sign|of Thunderbolt anywhere.
This is a catastrophe...|a calamity...
- A cataclysm!|- Ohh!
We have to shoot first thing|in the morning...
...and I find out|my star is missing!
How can you shoot a show|without a star?
How... Can you shoot...|a show without... A star?
How do you spell|"cataclysm"?
How can you shoot a show|without a star?
How can you shoot a show|without a...
A star.
This is it.|This is megafantabulous!
We'll rewrite this episode|and star Little Lightning!
I'm a genius!
Get the writers!|Fire the director!
This is going to be|a whole new direction...
...for "The Thunderbolt|Adventure Hour"!
A whole new direction.|What do you think of that?
Thunderbolt, old pal...
...finally I'll be able|to step out of your shadow...
...you overrated,|overacting ham!
"The Little Lightning|Adventure Hour"...
...it has a nice ring, doesn't|it? Hmm? What do you think?
I have failed you, my muse.
Oh, fickle bird|of inspiration...
...to what far shore|have you flown?
Oh, poor, pathetic Lars,|do not despair.
I know exactly where to find|the inspiration we crave.
Oh, this is art,|after all.
Art! Our creativity|cannot be thwarted...
...by trivial matters|like restraining orders.
Yes!|Sacrifices must be made!
Gone? They're all gone?
How unspeakably rude|of Anita to move away...
...without even leaving|a forwarding address.
Oh, Lars,|now what am I to do?
Why, you little...|What's this?
I know you.
Oh, this is delicious!
"Cherry Tree Farm,|Little Tichfield, Devon."
Oh, no.
Freckles, dear,|stop helping.
Oh, my! The tea!
Uhh! Yes, the paper.
No time to read this...
...if I'm going to finish|my new song.
Well, I come from|this really big family.
I knew a guy|who came from a big litter...
10 or 12.|I forget.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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