6 Guns

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Bring it out, boys.

Be really quiet while

I go get your father.

Hey.

How's it comin'?

Well, it's coming.

Thank you.

Your back still bothering you?

Yeah, a bit.

Can give it a good rubbin' this evening.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

You mind coming inside

with me for a minute?

What for? I gotta hang that

window before nightfall.

Well, I can't lift the

crock pot all by myself.

Uh... alright.

Hey... you know, what're you doin'?

I don't have time for this.

You'll see!

SURPRISE!

Happy birthday, my love.

We love you, Pa!

I love you guys, too.

Alright, Davey, how many cards

do you want, huh?

Uh-uh-uh-uh. See, not your turn.

We go this way.

No-no-no-no.

Remember?

Sorry.

It's this way. We go this way. Remember?

This way. We go this way.

S'alright. Davey, how many cards do you need?

One.

Oh. Alright, gunslinger. One card.

How many cards do you need?

Three, please.

Three. Okay... and I'll take two.

Okay. No, not your turn again.

Remember, it's your brother's turn.

Alright, let's see what you got here. Oh!

You got a pair.

That's pretty good. What do ya got?

A flush?

A flush.

What kind of gunslinger has

his mom help him cheat? Hmm?

Where's that poker face?

Eh.

We're gonna have to watch him.

Let's do it again, alright.

Put your cards in. Here we go.

Ahh... yes.

You've got hands

of gold, Mrs. Stevens.

Why thank you, Mr. Stevens.

Ahh... oh, man.

How much work do you still have?

Uh... I gotta replace all

the shutters and windows

Due to the winds that're comin' in.

And then I'll probably have

to start workin' on the roof.

It's not raining for a while, though.

I know.

You know, it's gonna

take a while to fix that right.

You got me and the boys to help you.

Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Happy birthday.

Mmm.

PUFF.

Pew, pew, pew.

WILL... BOYS!

Breakfast!

You done with that window?

Yeah, I finished that one.

I'll make my way around

the back of the house.

And, hopefully, I'll get started

on the roof by week's end.

You know you have all summer.

You don't have to do it all by yourself.

You got me and and the boys.

We'll help you, Pa.

What's that?

It's horses. Uhp, uhp... stay put!

You expectin' anyone?

No... unless it's Sheriff Barr.

He said he might drop by to help out...

come by today, but

But I don't know who else

he'd be bringin' with him.

Boys, go to your room now!

Will, do you know those men?

Never seen 'em before.

Maybe they're just

here to get some water.

I'll just make sure

they keep movin' along.

You get the boys, and you go get hid.

Who is it?

I'm looking for Mr. William Stevens.

Who's askin'?

Hello, Will.

Who the hell are you?

I asked who you are, mister!

Oof! Best be watching

your tongue, Sheriff!

Okay... what is this?

Okay, what do you want?

Revenge.

Sorry. I don't recognize you.

Did I do something to wrong you, son? Huh?

The only person to have the right

to call me "son" was my father

Who you shot in the back

and killed in cold blood.

Now who was that, Will?

Just me here!

I'm all by myself.

Will, are you lying to me?

Sit him up in that chair.

Is this somebody's birthday, Will?

Come out!

Come out wherever you are!

Must be somewhere else in the house.

Who's your father?

John Horn.

Ahh... not THE John Horn?

Indeed.

That'd make you his son Lee.

Boy, the apple didn't fall far from that tree.

BOOH!

GET OUT HERE!

COME ON!

COME ON!

B*tch!

GET IN THERE!

You hurt my family, I will kill you!

I didn't tell you to get up.

Well, who do we have here?

JUST STOP!

Now tell me, which one of you

handsome boys' birthday is it today?

Beg my pardon. Is it the birthday girl?

Are you alright, honey?

I didn't tell you to speak, Will.

What's your name, young lady?

Don't answer him.

Will, you're being very rude!

SMACK!

My name's Lee Horn.

What's your name?

When someone sticks out their hand,

it's polite to oblige and shake their hand.

My name is Lee Horn! What is YOURS?!

Selina!

Nice to meet ya, Selina.

I'm sure you already met my good friends.

This is one of the famous Bell brothers,

Chris... that's his big brother, Joe.

Russian Pete... and Tommy Clyburn,

the El Paso Kid.

Didn't know you had such

a beautiful daughter, Will.

I'm not his daughter... I'm his wife.

Well, you are quite the stud for

a broken down old cowboy. I mean...

Happy birthday, darlin'.

Will's birthday!

It's your birthday today.

Had I'd known, I'd brought you a present.

What is it you want?

Okay. I'll get it for you.

I told you. Revenge.

I've got like $30.

Alright. And I've got a couple horses,

and I've got some guns that are still workin'.

You're placing the value of human life on

guns, horses, and 30 mangy dollars?

You have nothing to offer,

Will. If I want something, I'll just take it.

Keep my wife out of it!

Shut up! Keep your mouth shut.

What are you doing with a broken down,

cowardly old law man like this one, anyway?

MY PA AIN'T NO COWARD!

Indeed he is, my boy. Get...!

Shooting a helpless man in the back,

killing him in cold blood.

My father said you were tough, tougher than nails.

That you weren't afraid of anything.

You may not be afraid of what happens

to you, but what about your boys?

NO! NO! NOOO!

KEEP MY KIDS OUT OF THIS!

What about this little boy here?

You stop your hollerin'.

You leave my kids out of it!

Ohh!

SLAP!

Davey:
AHH-AH-AHHH!

DID YOU JUST PEE ON ME?!

DID YOU PEE ON MY BOOTS?!

What you laughin' at?

You think that's funny?

Let's see what's funny.

NO, PLEASE. PLEASE, DON'T!

HEY! DON'T SHOOT!

WHIRR:

CLICK:

HEY! YOU WANT FUNNY?

THIS IS FUNNY!

How 'bout this? Huh?

Let's have some FUN! LET'S DO IT!

LET'S DO IT!

Let's have some fun, Will!

Lee, what're you doin'?

NO, PLEASE! PLEASE

DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!

Come here, you little brat.

LEE! STOP IT, LEE!

You shoulda killed me when you had

the chance. When you killed my dad.

I'll make sure he doesn't come after me.

NO!

SON OF A B*TCH!

Planned this day for a long time, Will.

Grew up hearing stories about you.

How fast you were... you never

missed... always got your man.

I been waitin' a long time for this.

And it's turned out

way better than I expected.

Let's have some fun, darlin'!

Get on!

Make him watch!

HUH?! TAKE A GOOD LOOK NOW! YEAH!

HUH? GO, LEE!

You been a lucky man, Will.

Huh?

Who's next?

I'm next, boss!

GET IN THERE!

Take my hat off for this one, eh.

You like that, eh?

I think we're just about even.

What do you think, Will?

Look at me, Will. I know

you got some life in you,

old man. Look at me.

LOOK AT ME!

Get in there, Chris!

Now, you just about the sweetest

thing I ever seen!

YOU GONNA LIKE THIS!

You finish her up.

You boys meet us back in town.

LET'S GO!

What the hell you doin'?

Give me your pistol.

What in the hell you doin'?

I said, gimme your pistol!

What is going on?

GO!

Get away! Get away from me!

Aw, what's the matter, you drunkard?

You drop your hooch?

Aw, all that stink. You ever hear

of soap, you son of a b*tch?

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