A Beginner's Guide to Endings Page #5
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- 2010
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- Stop right there, okay?
- Listen...
Touch your skull, right around there.
- This? Yeah. It's my lucky bump.
- I don't know how lucky it is.
The day you were born,
you got dropped on your melon.
You fell down the stairs
when you were about six months.
Again when you were a year old.
By the time you got to kindergarten,
you'd been concussed upwards of 10 times.
You were just a...
really uncoordinated little pecker.
- Oh, ho, ho!
"Eddie The"?
- I told 'em
"Eddie The Power White" six times.
That font is a little big.
Maybe they ran outta room.
- Two minutes before I tussle,
you spring this on me?!
I asked you to do one thing!
- You were always one blow to the head
away from permanent brain damage, at least.
could've been your funeral.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
I can't wear these!
- Why not?
- 'Cause I can't wear
White Power trunks...
in f***ing Detroit!
God. What am I gonna do?
- We're in a tight spot.
- Oh, yeah?
You think? Maybe I can put
a sweater around my waist
like I just got my f***ing period!
F***.
Let's go!
- You gotta call it off, boy-o.
- I can't.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What's wrong?
- You know you can't fight in your robe, son!
- Okay. What about a sweater
tied around my waist?
- What?
- Look, my shorts,
they say "White Power" on 'em.
I am so sorry.
They say "White Power."
I know. It was a mistake.
- F*** you, cracker!
- F*** you!
- Get out! C'mon, get out!
You could take
a little light sparring,
but you lined up
an honest-to-goodness fight
with a bona-fide contender.
- So he came up with the trunks.
- Yeah, actually,
the trunks was my idea.
But it was Duke's idea
to bet on your disqualification.
The proceeds from which...
bought this silver bar.
- Then why...
why'd he let me fight at all?
- Your career was supposed to be,
y'know, one or two fights.
Couple of blows to the balls and he thought
you'd get smart and walk away.
But... he was weak and, uh...
...he found it was... profitable,
knowing the outcome.
Now you,
you just don't know when to quit.
You were a shitty boxer, Nuts.
the only way he knew.. by fixing fights.
'Cause he loved his son.
And...
y'know, betting on sure things.
And that is why you cannot fight...
...ever again.
- Oh, my God.
- It ain't 20 grand...
But it's a start.
- Ah! You son of a...
- Miss Benatar.
Had a '72 El Camino.
Named her after Pat Benatar,
sexiest woman ever to grace
God's green Earth.
'Course, I called her
Miss Benatar, 'cause...
y'know, a fella callin' his ride Pat
might create the impression
he was into Irish dudes.
What're you working on down there?
- Well, I wanna make it sound really loud.
So, uh... I, uh, figured if I...
got underneath it
and just banged around with a wrench,
Didn't work.
- You just drill some holes in the muffler.
That'll get her growlin'.
- You can do that?
- Let's lift up her blouse there,
see what's she's got, huh?
- Yeah.
- It's a nice blue. Mine was green.
Your dad used to call it the Green Latrine.
- I think, um...
- Right here.
- Right.
- Oh, wow.
What're you gonna call her?
- "Pat" was in the lead.
I dunno, I guess I'm gonna add
picking a name to my to-do list.
- A list? That's smart.
The words "death defying"
appear, like, six times.
- Y'know, livin' like
there's no tomorrow
is... a pretty good way
to make sure there won't be one.
I don't have to worry
about you, too, do I?
- Actually, no.
I feel pretty much unstoppable.
- Here.
Let's make some noise, huh?
F*** it.
- Where you going dressed like that?
- See for yourself.
- Can I come?
- Sure.
- Can I dress up, too?
- I encourage it.
- Oh! Can we go to Dairy Queen
and pick up some twats?
- Yeah.
# Chicken
# Pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back payback
# Chicken back
# Do the Chicken payback
Piggy
# Pay the piggy back back
Pay the piggy back payback
# Piggy back
Do the piggy payback
# Monkey pay the monkey back back
# Pay the monkey back
See the monkey do the monkey
# Pay the monkey back
# Chicken pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back
# Pay back the chicken back back
# Do the chicken payback
Camel
# Pay the camel back
Sitting on a camelback
# See the camel do the camel
Pay the camel back
# Donkey
Pay the donkey back back
# Pay the donkey back
Pay back the donkey payback
# Payback
Pay back the donkey
# All the animals together
Break it down
# Let me hear you
I want it... right there.
- Why don't you let me see it?
- 'Cause.
- Let me see it.
- No.
- Why don't you let me see anything?
- Because I'm...
There, want to see it?
- What are those?
- They're... they're...
man dots.
Special man dots, okay?
- What's a man dot?
- Look, T odd, it hurt a lot more
than I thought it would, alright?
And if you ever think about doing
something as stupid as getting a tattoo,
I swear you better get a picture of me
so the cops'll know who killed you.
- Not interested.
- In what?
- Man in a suit comes to my house,
he's either pushing a religion or a warrant.
- You don't recognize me?
- Look, my seven-foot-tall boyfriend
carries a machete with him wherever he goes.
- It's Cal.
Twelfth grade? Best summer ever?
- Jesus! Is that you?
Oh!
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay, alright. That's illegal.
- You look so grown up and clean.
- Thank you.
- What you doing in town?
- Family business.
- And you find time to visit me.
I feel so flattered.
Flattered and stalked.
- Well, um... seeing
as I'm not from these parts anymore,
I was sort of looking for a tour guide.
But if your seven-foot-tall
machete-wielding boyfriend has an issue,
I understand. I just...
- Aw, I just say that
to keep the pigs at bay.
Let's go play tourist.
That your car?
Did you save up your babysitting money
to buy that?
- It's a rental.
# You can't take my girl
# Away from me mister
# Ah ah ah ah ah
Oh no no no no no
# You can't steal my guy
# Away from me sister
# Ah ah ah ah ah
# 'Cause we're so in love
# So in love
So in love
# So in love
# Are we
# You can't break this spell oflove
#Hey mister Oh no no no no no
Ah ah ah ah ah
So you're a mechanic these days?
- The motorcycle?
Sure, a mechanic.
What about you?
- Oh, you know me.
- Still getting by on charm and good looks?
- I suppose you're coasting by
on your knowledge of the deadly arts.
- Is that some kind of clever reference
to my marital difficulties?
- Oh, no, no--
- All because a girl can handle firearms
and knows her way around explosives
doesn't mean she killed anyone.
- Hey, hey, I meant no offence.
- I don't know what you've heard...
...but it's just one of those things.
Or, in this case, three of those things.
So don't go all Sherlock Holmes on me.
- Hey.
I'm just trying to solve the case
of how you got so beautiful.
- You always were a velvet-tongued devil,
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