A Boy and His Dog
- R
- Year:
- 1975
- 91 min
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Ahem. World War 3.
Hot and cold.
Lasted from...
Dog:
Hold.Dog:
Female.Dog:
Rover pack has her, 125 yards.Dog:
Solo, waitingto move in, 75 yards.
Don't ...your stinking...
all over this god damn..get
away from me, No.....
Get away from me, nooo...
..Help me! Help me!
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, see her jerk when I cut her?
Dog:
Hold, one more.Dog:
You're stillconstantly overreacting.
Dog:
I've absolutely no ideahow I managed to keep
you alive so long.
Dog:
And I wouldn'tbother going down in there
unless your taste has changed radically
Dog:
They left an ugly mess.Dog:
I said, they left a mess!I heard you.
Dog:
The poor swineall my directives go
completely unregarded.
ignorant as any other common rover.
Dog:
One indication of a female alonethe wind, and the eyes glaze
Dog:
glands swelland the brain freezes.
I can't see a thing
in there....smell it!
Dog:
I thought you were doing allthe scouting today, Vic.
Damn it Blood, don't give
me a hard time, smell it!
Dog:
It's clean.Ain't that a shame.
Hell, they didn't have to cut her.
She could have been
used three or more times.
Dog:
Ah, war is hell.All right. Run it again.
you are sexually frustrated.
kick you upside the butt!
I said find and I ain't kidding.
Dog:
One does not said ain't,Albert, simply say I'm not kidding.
Fine, dog meat. And
stop calling me Albert.
Dog:
Ah, and you would stone a poordefenseless animal, wouldn't you.
Dog:
Yes, I can tell that would.Dog:
I could tell by your short breathDog:
And your disgustingaggressive behavior that you would.
Dog:
And, humph.Dog:
that's because you'renot a nice person, Albert
Dog:
you're not a nice person at all.Dog:
Do I gawk at youwhen you're working?
Dog:
I'll locate afemale if there is one.
Dog:
You go look for food.woohoo, yeah, sonofabitch
why don't you shove it
hey, what's going on?
Dog:
I detect no livingfemale person in my range, sir.
Dog:
I have sniffed and I have castDog:
And I have a negative reading.Dog:
However I'd behappy to tell you a
suggestive story if that would help
Pass, fuzzy-butt.
Dog:
A cautious young man named LodgeDog:
Had seat beltsinstalled in his dodge.
Dog:
When his date was strapped inDog:
He committed a sin,without leaving the garage.
Dog:
That's clever, isn't it?Let's see, from March 1953 to June...
Dog:
Now Albert, you have allthe cranial capacity of a canary.
Dog:
Now, I'm going to recount theseevents of historical
significance once again
Dog:
Now please try toassimilate them this time.
Dog:
WW3, hot and cold, lastedfrom June 1950 to March 1983
Dog:
Dog: When the Vaticanarmistice was signed
Western blocs, a total of 33 years.
Dog:
Is it too fast for you?No, I'm right with
you. Dog:
Oh, good.Dog:
Now World War 4 lasted 5 daysDog:
Just long enoughfor the final missiles
Dog:
to leave theirsilos on both sides.
Dog:
What's left here wereonce homes with warm hearths...
Hee, hee, would you get off
my back you mad dog, hehehe
Dog:
Now, onlydesolation, civilization
lies smothered and decaying
under an ocean of mud
Dog:
belonging to anyoneDog:
kick and fight andtake it for their own.
Dog:
God, that's dramatic, I like it.the city of Phoenix, Arizona
Dog:
where in 2006, 18Dog:
come into the worldand we became associates.
Dog:
Now, let's hear that back.Dog:
Now let run throughthe modern presidents.
What good is this history
crap going to do me?
Dog:
Just do the Presidents.Oh, God...Eisenhower, Truman..
Dog:
Truman, EisenhowerVic:
Kennedy, Johnson,Nixon...Kennedy, Kennedy...
Dog:
Your continuednarrow-minded refusal to believe in
Over The Hill, is possibly
costing us a better life, you know.
Over The Hill, my ass.
Dog:
Well when do westart looking for it again?
Soon as I get my heart started?
Dog:
I mean let's stop the crap..I know what you mean, over the hill
where the deer and the antelope play.
and it's warm and clean and
we can relax and have fun
Man, they grow food right out of
the ground, how do
like that pipe dream?
Dog:
It's called farming.Oh, I believe you. And they also have a
great crop of clothes and
guns and gorgeous chicks.
Now you're gonna tell me how so saw
the whole thing with your baby blues.
Dog:
Never said I saw,And from who?
Dog:
From whom, andyou know from whom.
And whom the hell's gonna
believe a police dog?
I'm sorry Blood.
I believe you about Over the Hill.
Hell, I believe anything you tell me.
and even if we don't know for
sure, it's worth checking, right?
Right?
Dog:
Whatever you say.We will go, just like I promised.
Right now I'm hungry
and I wanna get laid.
So find me a broad and we'll
go to the promised land.
Dog:
That's what you always say.I know, I know, but
I mean it this time.
Find me a chick and we'll go.
Dog:
I'm hungry.So am I!
I tell you what. You go find a
chick and I'll hustle us up some food.
Dog:
I'm hungry.You already said that, God
damn it and I just said...
Dog:
I can't do goodwork when I'm hungry.
You ain't pulling
that crap on me again.
And you shove that part
about how you lost the
ability to hunt for food
when you learned how to talk!
Oh hell all you're good
for is finding hard, stingy
scum bags, that are just
liable to cut off my Goddamn....
Dog:
No food, no females.Okay you just sit there on your
flabby butt while I do
all the god damn work.
I'll tell you one
goddamn thing, you better
do some tracking; it's
been laid and it sure
as hell ain't been
that long since you ate.
(dog hums in background]
By god it damn well may be if you
don't start producing.
Leroy's here.
Heave, heave, pull, pull on that line!
Pull on it! Pull....
Get out of there, hey you junkies,
get that dirt out of there.
Must be something special.
You got the whole bunch.
You get up and get
in that hole. Get up!
You get yourself up or you
How'd he know there'd be a house
here...he' smart, that's how.
Wonder why they hang around him?
Dog:
Hmmm, probably just charisma.Hey there...
You dig.
Move your foot if you don't
want...hey, watch where you're going!
Where'd you...it? Maybe
Hey!
Play!
Play melancholy baby!
Winds were soft, rains were wet,
mountains were high, things....
Dog:
God, I wish he'd tune that.Well?
I don't know.
Chet got Cracker Jack to here.
Think he just might do.
Maybe.
Get out of here.. Look
at that. Real beer.
Keep your hands off of
that. Now get away from here.
Dog:
Sigh. Vic:Look at all that food.
I'll knock your stupid
head in. You and who else?
You all right. I need
shoes. Anybody see some shoes?
Hey you pigs get down there and dig.
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