A Kid in King Arthur's Court Page #3

I've Been Loyal To You

For Years, Your Highness,

And All I Ask For In Return

Is Sarah's Hand In Marriage.

Thou Knowest

The Laws Of Camelot.

The Tournament

Shall Decide For Her.

The Fate Of Camelot

Cannot Rest Upon

The Folly Of A Tournament.

Can It, Your Highness ?

I-- I Shall Speak

To My Daughter

On Thy Behalf.

- I Thank Thee, Your Highness.

- Watch Out !

[ Belasco

Gasping ]

Hey, The Round Table.

History Books Are

Gonna Love Ya.

Not Staying For Breakfast,

Lord Belasco ?

I Do Not Eat With Children !

Well, Sit, Sit

Before It Gets Cold.

So What's

For Breakfast ?

Leftovers !

Mmm.

Guard It

With Your Life.

Go For It.

For What Do We Owe

This Unexpected Pleasure,

Lord Belasco ?

Out Of My Way, Teacher.

Well, If You've Had Enough

Of Fighting Wooden Men,

How Do You Fancy

Taking On A Real Man

For A Change ?

But, Sir--

This Has Nothing To Do

With You, Teacher.

Boy, You Guys Are Really Hung Up

On This Dominant Male Monkey

Thing, Aren't You ?

- I Take It

Your Answer's No.

- Calvin !

[ Groaning ]

I Could Be Wrong, But

I Think I Just Qualified

For A Black Belt.

You'd Better Use It

To Hang Yourself With,

Because When I Come For You,

It'll Be Worse.

Far, Far Worse.

[ Groaning ]

As A Reward,

Thou Hast Earned

A Grand Supper.

On One Condition.

What Is That ?

I Do The Cooking.

Oh.

Mmm, Smells Divine.

What Is It ?

A Surprise, Princess.

- Oh, No ! Those Are

Poisonous Love Apples.

- Trust Me.

And No Peeking.

It Smells So Wonderful

I Can Hardly Wait.

Patience.

Okay. You Can Look Now.

'Tis Beautiful,

But What Is It ?

It's A Meal Fit

For The Round Table:

Double Cheeseburger,

Lettuce And Tomato

On A Whole Wheat Bun.

- What ?

- Big Mac.

Mmm. It's Good !

I Mean... "Bad."

Thou Called

For Me, Father ?

I Did ? Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes.

Of Course I Did.

Oh, My Dear Daughter,

I Believe I Know What Is

Best For My Kingdom.

I Mean, A Game To Settle

The Fate Of Camelot ?

I Fear The Tournament

Is An Outdated Notion.

Thou Art Dancing, Father.

Get To The Point.

I Have Decided

That Thou Shalt Marry

Lord Belasco.

If I Cannot

Marry For Love,

Then The Law Of The Land

Will Prevail.

I Shall Let

The Tournament Decide.

Thou Art As Stubborn

As Thy Mother.

Riding Isn't As Hard

As I Thought.

Avert Thy Eyes.

[ Clicking Tongue ]

Thou Was Not To See That.

Swear Your Silence To Me Now,

Sir, Or Risk My Wrath.

Hey, It's None

Of My Business--

Swear It !

Okay, Okay !

I Swear It.

Can We Put This Off

'Til Next Tuesday ?

It Is Time To Put

A Real Lance In Your Hand.

Look, This Is Too Soon.

I Still Get Car Sick

On Merry-Go-Rounds.

Lean Into The Charge

And The Lance Will

Do The Work For You.

Why Don't You

Do The Work For Me ?

Hast Thou No...

Confidence In Thyself ?

[ Horse Whinnies ]

Look ! There's

A Two-Headed Dragon !

I See Only Trees.

Yeah. Maybe I Need

To Get My Eyes Checked.

Calvin, Perhaps

You're Not Quite Ready.

Of Course I Am.

Let Her Rip, Professor.

Hyah !

Whoa !

Whoa.

[ Panting ]

No. No, No !

Go Left ! Go Left !

- Hold It ! Oh !

- [ Horse Whinnying ]

Oh. Aah !

Calvin ?

[ Groaning ]

Look What You've Done.

How Could You ?

- But, Princess,

It Was You Who Asked--

- How Dare You Contradict Me ?

This Is Your Fault !

Ohh.

I'm So Sorry.

Please Speak To Me.

You Deceived Me !

Thou Art Impertinent !

[ Laughing ] Ow !

Honest, Princess-- Wait !

[ Laughing ]

You Are A Clever Lad.

I Think She Likes Me.

Did Not Expect

To See You Again

So Soon, Sir.

The Blade Rollers

Did Not Meet With

Satisfaction ?

No, No, They Were

A Killer.

But This Time,

I Need Somethin' Bigger.

Bigger ?

It's Gotta Be Light As A Feather

But Hard As Belasco's Head.

I Know Of

No Such Metal.

You Will.

Melt This And That Together,

Stir...

And Then Stand Back.

How Does A Boy

Know So Much ?

Metal Shop,

Eighth Grade.

See, You Start

With The Frame.

What Is It,

Sister ?

Distress.

Burning Of The Heart.

No, 'Tis Not

Heartburn.

'Tis Heartache.

You Are In Love,

Little One.

Don't Be Silly !

Can't Hide Anything

From You, Can I ?

I Know It All

Too Well Myself.

Does It Always

Hurt This Much ?

Oh, Sometimes

It Hurts Much Worse.

Poor Father.

Every Day He Drifts

Further Away From Us.

What Is To Become

Of Our Family, Sarah ?

I Know Not,

But I Will Always

Look After Thee.

Farewell, My Beauties.

What Are Thou

Eating, Lad ?

Oh, Mad Dog Bubble Gum.

What ?

Here.

No ! You're Not

Supposed To Swallow.

You're Not ?

[ Sighs ]

Here. Just Put It

In Your Mouth And Chew.

Chew.

Never Swallow.

Never Swallow.

Then What Is

Its Purpose ?

There Is No Purpose.

No Purpose ?

Strange.

Why Do They Call It

"Mad Dog Bubble Gum" ?

I Have No Idea,

Your Highness.

[ Muffled ]

Mmm. Lord Belasco.

Uh-- Mmm.

Take A Seat.

Get Out.

Affairs Of The Court, Lad.

You Understand.

It's Okay.

I Have A Date.

- "Date" ?

- I'll Explain Later.

Have You Spoken

To Your Daughter ?

Yes, Of Course, Of Course.

And ?

Well, I Cannot Force Her

To Marry Thee.

But If She Means

That Much To You,

I Mean,

There's Always

The Tournament.

She Will Be Mine.

No One Will Have Her.

Ah, So You Are Planning

To Enter The Tournament.

Are You

A Complete Idiot ?

Do You Think

I Want To Die ?

There's Another Way.

[ Door Closing ]

I Came Only Because

My Music Lessons

Were Cancelled.

You're Still

Impertinent.

I'll Take That As A Compliment.

State Your Business

And I Shall Be On My Way.

I Have A Surprise For You.

What Is It ?

It's A Mountain Bike.

What Is It For ?

In Reseda,

We Have A Custom.

It's Called A Picnic.

Hop On.

Watch Your Step.

Here We Go.

Look At That.

Oh !

It's Not So Bad,

Is It ?

'Tis So Fast.

You Know The Night

You Took Me To See

Merlin's Book Of Spells ?

Mm-Hmm.

Well, I Went Back,

And I Don't Know If I'm

Goin' Crazy Or What, But

I Saw Merlin In The Well.

He Came To You ?

Yeah, He Said That He

Brought Me Here To Save Camelot.

Well, Actually,

He Didn't Bring Me Here.

He-- He Meant

To Bring Someone Else.

He Chose Well.

What Are The Girls Like

In Reseda ?

I Don't Know.

Course You Do.

Well, They're

Nothing Like You.

[ Horse Nickering ]

[ Townspeople Chattering ]

[ Man ]

Now What Do You

Make Of That ?

[ People Chattering ]

[ Man ]

Hurry, Before

Belasco's Men Come !

[ Cal ]

Boy, They Sure

Are Hungry.

[ Woman ]

Better Save The Rest.

'Tis Lord Belasco I Fear.

Where Did It All

Come From ?

[ Man ] Our Only Friend--

- [ Whinnying ]

- [ Child ] God Bless

The Black Knight !

The Black Knight

Is One Of The Good Guys ?

It Cannot Be True.

Are You Okay ?

Confused.

About The Black Knight ?

And Other Things.

I Shall Never Forget

This Moment.

Hey, Where You Going ?

[ Sighs ]

I'll Walk You

To Your Room.

Old Reseda Custom.

The More I Hear Of Reseda,

The More I Want To See It.

I Wish I Could

Take You There.

Good Night.

Princess,

I Haven't Had This Much Fun

In My Whole Life.

I Know You're Worried

About Your Father.

[ Cal Continues ]

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