A Kid in King Arthur's Court Page #4

Me Too.

I Promise I'll Do

Everything I Can To Keep

Belasco From Screwing Things Up.

I Guess That's All.

Oh, Yeah.

You're A Great Kisser.

Wise Girl.

Come On !

One Sound And It

Would Have Been Your Last.

[ Rumbling ]

Get In There !

Come With Me !

[ Katey

Screaming ]

[ Katey ]

Help Me !

Hah !

[ Whip Cracking ]

What Sorcery Is This, Merlin,

That I'm No Longer Able To

Brandish The Sword Excalibur ?

I Thought With Thee,

I Would Reign Forever.

I Was Wrong.

Camelot Rots,

And I Play At Being King.

I Want Her

Great Again.

But I Fear I'm Too Weak

To Bring Her Back.

Oh, Guinevere.

My Guinevere.

I'm Too Old.

I'm Too Tired.

Go Ahead.

Take It.

I Want You

To Have It.

We Need To Talk.

Oh.

You're Not Trying To Dodge Your

Way Out Of Our Deal, Are You ?

Oh, No, No,

Nothin' Like That.

- Hmm ?

- I'm Just Not So Sure

I Wanna Go Home Yet.

Ohh.

Of Course.

The Princess Katherine.

Yeah. She's Incredible.

True, But You Won't Have

Much Of A Honeymoon

In Belasco's Dungeon.

- Good Point.

- I Suggest You

Take Excalibur.

- What About Arthur ?

- You Must Lead The Way.

Now.

Wait !

- Was There Something Else ?

- Aren't You Gonna

Wish Me Luck ?

Very Well.

Good Luck.

Are You Going To Need It.

Ah ! Princess.

So Good Of You To Come

On Such Short Notice.

Your Servant Said

I Would Be Supremely Interested

In What You Have To Say.

Well, He Did Not

Exaggerate.

Then Say It

And I Shall Be On My Way.

How Dare You !

When My Father Hears

How You're Treating Me--

Look, I Didn't Bring You Here

To Listen To Your Incessant

Royal Prattle !

Now Shut Your Mouth

And Your Sister

Will Remain Unharmed.

What Have You Done

With My Sister ?

She's Safe.

For Now.

But I'm Getting Tired

Of Waiting For You

To Accept My Offer.

You Are Mad.

You Cannot Force Me

To Marry You.

Well, If You Do Not Consent,

Then Princess Katherine

Will Die.

This Pact Is Between You

And Me. You Utter One Word

Of This To Anyone...

And You'll Never See

Your Sister Again.

I Await Your Answer.

You Have Until

The Tournament.

Sweet Dreams.

Night-Night.

Huh ?

- What Do You Want ?

- You're Under Arrest...

For The Murder

Of Princess Katherine.

Seize Him.

[ Yells ]

[ Grunts ]

Find Him

And Then Kill Him.

Calvin, I Must

Speak To You Of Katey.

I Didn't Do It.

All We Did Was Go On A Picnic.

I Swear. I Didn't Kill Her.

She's Been Kidnapped

Under Belasco's Orders.

I Need Your Help.

My Help ?

You Must Bring Her Back.

Ahem. All Right,

This Way.

They're Looking For Me.

Belasco Tried To Arrest Me.

Then You Only Have One Chance.

Just One, Huh ?

My Father--

Give Him This.

He Will Know

You Speak The Truth.

- Guards. He Went This Way.

- Come With Me.

Calvin.

Calvin, Come.

Huh ?

[ Panting ]

[ Snores ]

[ Crashing ]

By Merlin's Prophecies,

Dost Thou Come At Me

In My Sleep ?

[ Grunts ]

Thou Shalt Not Take Me

That Easily.

Come Into The Light,

You Cowards !

Calvin, Which Way

Did They Flee ?

How Many Were There ?

Five ? Ten ?

Oh, The Royal Blood

Is Pumping Now. Leave Us

Ride After The Interlopers.

Sire, Stop ! There Are No

Interlopers Or Outer-Lopers.

Don't Be Ridiculous, Boy.

Get Me My Royal Wardrobe.

The Hunt Is On.

Katey Has Been Kidnapped.

Kidnapped ?

My Baby Is Sleeping

With The Goats ?

She's Been

Taken Prisoner.

That's Impossible.

Belasco's Orders.

But I Would Trust Belasco

With My Life.

Bad Idea, Sire.

You've Been Faked Out, Played

For A Sucker. Your Chain

Has Been Royally Pulled.

All Right, Boy,

I Get The Point.

Belasco Plans On

Stealing Camelot

Just Like He Stole Katey.

I Cannot Believe It.

So, It's All True.

[ Knocking ]

Yes ? Who Is It ?

Lord Belasco, Your Highness.

Oh, Lord Belasco.

Why Art Thou

Disturbing My Sleep ?

I'm Sorry,

Your Highness.

I Have Some Terrible News.

Princess Katherine Is Dead.

Dead ? Katey ?

My Poor,

Poor Katey Dead !

Who Has Done This ?

Calvin Of Reseda,

Your Highness.

Calvin Of Reseda !

After I Fed Him And

Clothed Him, This Is

The Thanks I Get !

Why Art Thou Wasting My Time ?

Find The Boy. Bring Me

His Head On A Pike.

Your Wish Is

My Command, Sire.

He'll Be Dead

By Daybreak,

Your Highness.

Calvin ? Calvin ?

Ah. My Artifice Was

Well Nigh Rewarded, Lad.

He Bought It ?

He Bought It.

You Know Where They

Might've Taken Her ?

I Do Indeed, Lad.

[ Driver ]

Hyah ! Come On !

[ Cracks Whip ]

What Are You Going

To Do With Me ?

Nothing...

If Your Sister Gives Herself

To Lord Belasco In Betrothal.

In You Go.

And If She Doesn't ?

Hmm.

[ Cal ]

Anyway, We're Gonna

Have To Go In Disguise.

Disguise ?

Yeah, I Figure

If We Look Like...

Miserable, Starving,

Pathetic Peasants,

No One Will Notice.

Peasants ? Hmph !

Don't Be Ridiculous, Boy.

The Royal Pendragon

Strikes Fear Into The Hearts

Of My Enemies.

Not Anymore It Doesn't.

What Do You Know, Boy ?

They Hate You.

Hate Me ?

Belasco's Been Stealing

From Your People For Years.

There's Nothing But

Sickness And Starvation

In Camelot, And...

They Think You Don't

Care About Them.

They Hate Me.

You Do Care,

Don't You ?

Of Course I Do, Lad.

Come. I Know

A Way Out.

[ Arthur, Cal

Yelling ]

[ Pigs Grunting,

Squealing ]

[ Hiccups, Burps ]

Yuck !

More Boar Snouts ?

[ Cal ]

Come On. This Is Where

We Get Off. Jump.

Oh ! [ Chuckling ]

I Rather Like This:

Out Among My Own People.

Watch Whom You Bathe,

O Washerwoman.

Washerwoman, Eh ? And

Who Do You Think You Are ?

The Bloody King Of England ?

As A Matter Of Fact,

I Am Your King.

And I'm

Cleo-Bleedin'-Patra.

Come On. Let's Go.

If Thou Were A Man,

I Would Call Thee Out !

If You Were A Man,

I'd Throw More

Than A Bath Over Ya.

Let's Go.

Stop !

Look, Your Majesty,

I Don't Wanna Insult You,

But Are You Nuts ?

This Isn't The Castle

Where Everyone Kisses Your Butt.

This Is The Real, In-Your-Face,

Car-Jacking, Drive-By-Shooting,

Kill-You-For-Your-Reeboks

Street Life.

What Language

Art Thou Speaking, Boy ?

Let Me Give It To You Straight.

They Find Out You're The King,

You're Dead Meat.

The Murderer !

Come On, Men !

[ Shouting, Yelling ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

Merlin,

Where Art Thou Now ?

Sire !

Sire, Run !

[ Soldiers Groaning ]

We Are Lost.

The Royal Stables

Is Under Heavy Guard.

We Shall Never

Reach The Princess In Time.

Yeah, We Will.

Huh ?

This Is Sorcery !

We Are Going To Die !

Your Highness,

Are You Okay ?

If "Okay" Means

A Sore Bum, Then Yes.

[ Groans ]

- Great.

- The Black Knight !

After Him !

Chill Out.

He's On Our Side.

On Our Side ?

I Don't Understand.

[ Sighs ]

Let's Boogie.

Boogie ?

Boogie ?

I'm So Sorry About

The Princess Katey.

I Missed You

Desperately.

I Came Not For Comfort.

I Came To Say Good-Bye.

Good-Bye ?

Oh, Dear Sweet Kane,

I Have Lost Everyone

I Have Ever Loved,

And Now I Have Lost You.

No ! You Have

Not Lost Me.

No Matter What We Think,

No Matter How We Feel,

Our Lives Are Not Our Own.

Well, Then, We Will

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