A Kid in King Arthur's Court Page #5

Make Them Our Own.

It Is Too Late.

I Must Marry Lord Belasco.

Come On, Men !

We've Got Him !

Go On.

Right.

You Know,

When I Was A Boy,

Much The Same As You,

I Could Not Face

The Things I Feared.

It Was By Sheer Accident

I Pulled The Sword Excalibur

From The Stone.

Oh, It's True

Over The Years I Grew

Into A Strong King, But...

Now, Alas,

I Fear I've Become

That Cowering Boy Again.

I've Lost All Faith

In Myself.

And If I Cannot Believe

In Myself, Who Will ?

You Know, Sire,

Where I Come From, There Are

No Swords In Stones That Turn

Dweebs Like Me Into Heroes.

I Used To Think

I Needed One.

But You Know What ?

I Don't.

You're A Good Man,

Calvin Fuller.

This Is Impossible.

There's No Way

Into This Place.

How Did You Say It ?

"Chill Out."

[ Sighs ]

[ Horses Neigh ]

Cool.

A Secret Passage.

Ahh. Merlin Showed It

To Me Long Ago...

When I Played Here

As A Boy.

[ Squeaking ]

- [ Shrieks ]

- Shh.

Help !

He's Got Her

In The Dungeon.

[ Shrieking ]

Hey, You.

Hey, Where Do You Think

You're Going ?

Bow To The King,

You Dog !

- Father !

- Katey !

Oh, I Knew You'd Come !

[ Cal ]

Hi.

You Wouldn't Happen

To Have A Key, Would Ya ?

I Have Something

Better, Lad.

A Father's Love

For A Daughter.

And A King's Shoulder !

Ohh !

Ah ! I'm Sorry, Lad.

I'm No Match

For Merlin's Door.

Maybe Not.

But This Is.

- What Sorcery Is This ?

- A Swiss Army Knife.

"A Swiss Army Knife."

The Very Name

Conjures Up Greatness.

Yeah,

It's Right Up There

With Harley Davidson.

Cool.

Come, Daughter.

Come. Quick. Come.

Guards !

[ Groaning ]

Nice One.

Shh.

Your Majesty.

- Welcome.

- We're In Big Trouble.

- What I'd Give

For Excalibur Now.

- You've Got It.

[ Excalibur Ringing,

Vibrating ]

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Cal ]

Behind You, Katey !

Gee, This Always Works

In The Movies.

Hyah !

[ Katey Screams ]

- Help ! Let Me Down !

- [ Arthur ] Katey !

Katey !

After Him, Boy !

[ Katey Screams ]

Let Me Go !

Richard.

Stay Where You Are.

Let My Daughter Go.

Stop There !

Or She Flies Like A Bird.

- No, Take Me !

- Stay Put !

Or Her Blood Will Be

On Your Hands, Boy.

Come. We'll

Charge Together.

I Have A Better Idea.

Oh, I'm Afraid Rock And Roll

Will Not Work This Time.

You're Wrong.

It Is The Great Equalizer.

[ Screaming ]

Oh, Calvin.

So, What About Me ?

Father.

[ Both Sighing ]

[ Cal ]

Why Are We Stopping Here ?

Come.

This Is As Fine

A Place As Any.

For What, Sire ?

Kneel, Lad.

- Kneel ?

- Just Do It.

Calvin Fuller

Of Reseda,

Dost Thou Swear

Allegiance To Thy King

And Thy Kingdom ?

Dost Thou Swear

To Uphold The Laws

Of Camelot ?

And To Always Follow

The Paths Of Righteousness

And Goodness ?

I'll Try, Your Highness.

I Will.

Then Let All

Who Witness This Know--

It Doth Not Take A Sword

In Stone To Make A Hero.

By The Sword Excalibur,

I Dub Thee...

Knight Of The Round Table.

Arise... Sir Calvin

Of Reseda.

We Have Some

Unfinished Business.

Thank You For Coming.

Your Wish

Is My Command, Princess.

Made Your Decision Yet ?

Yes.

And ?

I Will Consent

To Marry You.

I Always Knew You Were

The Smart One In The Family.

Oh, Thank God.

Oh, Father !

I See You Have

Your Old Friend With You.

I Do Indeed,

Dear Daughter.

I, Too, Am Delivered.

You're Looking, Uh,

Extremely Well,

Your Highness.

If You'll Excuse Me, I'll Go And

Get Ready For The Tournament.

Welcome Back, Darling.

You're Gonna Let Him Walk

After All He's Done ?

Well, I'm Not.

Wait, Lad.

Now Remember:

The People Believe Me

To Be A Coward, And The Guards

Are Still Loyal To Belasco.

Bide Thy Time, Young Knight.

When The Hour Is Nigh,

We'll Nail Him.

Father.

My People--

My People,

You Belong To The Land,

And So Do I.

I Was But A Stable Boy When I

Pulled Excalibur From The Stone

And You Made Me Your King.

For Years, Together,

We Made Camelot Great.

And Then I Turned

My Back On You.

I Betrayed Your Trust.

But, My People,

I Shall Fail You

No Longer !

From This Day Henceforth,

The Tournament Shall Be

Open To All Free Men.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

And Let It Be Known:

The Great Sword Excalibur,

Camelot,

My Daughter's Hand,

All Shall Belong

To My Successor,

The Last Man Unhorsed

In Honorable Combat.

Let The Tournament Begin.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

That's Your Cue,

Professor.

I Can't Believe My Ears.

Go, Son.

Prepare Thyself.

Thou Deserveth A Place

In My Court.

Let's Go, Loverboy.

You Still Gotta Win

This Turkey.

Here. I've Been

Saving This For

A Special Occasion.

It's Called

A Candy Bar.

Is It Food ?

Compared To What

You're Used To,

It's Gourmet Dining.

You Are Truly

A Great Knight.

[ Crowd Applauding,

Cheering ]

[ Neighs ]

You Have Defeated

All Opponents.

Only One Of You Will Leave

This Field Of Honor...

And One Day Rule

In My Stead.

Kick His Butt.

[ Whimpers ]

No !

I Fear That Kane

Is Defeated.

Hey, You Know The Rules.

He's Still On His Horse.

He's Right, Father. As Long

As He's On His Steed,

He's Still In The Game.

Stall Him.

I'll Be Right Back.

It Is Done.

I Claim My Victory.

As You've Not

Unhorsed Master Kane,

He Is Not Yet Defeated.

- But, Sire--

- Rules Are Rules.

Very Well Then.

I Shall Await The Allotted Time.

Then You Can Proclaim My Legacy.

Ah, I Can Hardly Wait.

Hurry.

Sir Kane, How Many Fingers

Am I Holding Up ?

Just A Little Off The Top.

Keep The Sideburns.

He Speaks In Tongues.

Hey ! Where Are

You Going ?

To Announce Sir Kane's Defeat.

He's Not Defeated.

He's--

He's Meditating.

Oh, Hurry, Calvin.

The Time Has Passed,

Your Highness. Please,

Declare My Victory.

Wrong Again... Dweeb.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Crowd ]

Ohh !

'Tis Black Magic.

You're History, Belasco.

Your Blood Is Mine !

Hey, Chill Out, Dude !

[ Yells ]

Prepare To Meet

Thy Ancestors.

[ Grunting ]

He's Got My Cloth !

[ Crowd Laughing,

Cheering ]

Thou Hast Won

The Tournament,

Sir Knight.

Sarah's Hand Is Thine.

Sarah ?

But I Hardly Know Her.

Oh, It Is Not A Question Of

Familiarity. It Is A Question

Of Victory. Isn't It ?

No, Father.

It Is Not.

Hmm.

Listen,

I'm Not Your Knight

In Shining Armor. He Is.

It Seems I Owe Thee

More Than One Debt

Of Gratitude, Sir Knight.

Reveal Thyself So That

We May All Know Thee.

[ People Murmuring ]

Who Is It ?

[ Crowd ]

Ohh !

Hello, Father.

[ Woman ]

The Princess !

Daughter.

Daughter,

Thou Hast Won

The Right To Choose.

[ Woman ]

God Bless Princess Sarah

And Master Kane !

[ Crowd Cheers ]

[ Grunting ]

As For Thee, Lord Belasco,

Thou Art Banished

From My Kingdom Forever.

If I Were Thee,

I Would Not Stop

Until Thou Reachest--

- Cucamonga.

- Cucamonga.

Cucamonga ?

You Are

A Great Knight.

I Had

A Great Teacher.

Sir Calvin.

My Kingdom Is Thine.

What Dost Thou Want ?

A Castle ? A Dukedom ?

I Just Wanna Go Home.

Godspeed, Sir Calvin.

You've Given Me So Much.

Is There Anything

I Can Give You ?

No.

[ Chuckles ]

I Wouldn't Mind

That Swiss Army Knife.

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