Adventures in Acting with the Kids of 'The Spy Next Door'
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- 2010
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Mum TiVo eating my underwear.
There is no evidence
for its accusations.
Gillian, your son is Sysco.
He booby trap my hairdryer.
Nice hypothesis
but you cannot prove.
No, but I can hurt you.
- Mum.
They need medical care.
Come on TiVo
- Come here.
I hate this family.
Come here.
TiVo you getting time out!
Come on, guys.
Backpack.
What It is in style.
- It is Inappropriate.
Go Put some a jeans.
And spit out the gum .
So What colour do you wear today?
Red, blue, purple...?
- Pink Mum Pink
Farren.
What You said jeans.
I meant in your size.
Come on, guys.
-Come on we don't want to be late.
Come on, Sweaty.
No, get out.
Not fighting.
Allow me.
- Hi.
Hi.
Are we still on for dinner?
- I'll be there.
We have audience.
owe Yaq aim goanna vomit.
- He is such a loser.
I may like Bob, he is nice.
- It is a dull pen importer.
It is same routine Every day .
He Like a robot.
I think He is robot .A cyborg.
In the future it destroys humanity.
Starting with us.
Already three months.
Happy anniversary
What is that?
I have to tell you about my job.
This may chock you...
but you know everything
Before this relationship goes fader.
Do not, Bob.
- Why?
I am very happy when I with you.
Nobody let me laugh like you do.
And if I was single, women
but my package deal
What do you mean?
My kids are my priority and
How I can put this gently.
They hate me.
- Yes.
I can make them like me.
ooh see you can make kids like you
not mine or any ones
My kids has been though a lot and
I dont think we should take next the step
until they warm up to you .
Does not your happiness count?
Excuse me.
Sorry, I got to go.
Emergency at work.
No ink?
- Much bigger.
sorry Really I explain everything tomorrow.
Ok I Well, see you tomorrow.
Why did you take so long?
- Six minutes.
Stopped for a late?
- I get it, what is the expression...
Chopping my bust
- close enough
Poldark and a few other
went just inside the refinery.
I was right.
She plans thing.
Maybe they want to get free gasoline.
No, that is as a villain. That may
eat nails with a corkscrew.
Gilbrough is the main authority
at Poldark. What is he up to?
If his mission to sabotage
the world's oil reserves...
Why he served for
as a small refiner?
I make sure that you can ask him.
How do you get about?
With a jetpack?
We take the 'shark'.
Wait for my signal
Yuri.
What is this?
- C4.
When we Done here
I want to blow up everything.
Quickly, I have not got all day.
There is no over time here.
Bob Ho.
but I got to go.
GO GO Forward.
Stay where you are.
That was fun.
- Great aerobics.
We must do this again.
- Poldark, we go.
You had Poldark his face.
Good job, Bob. Unbelievable.
I do not like to see you leave,
you're the best agent ever.
Hey, count me out.
Maybe I can make
government that you lend your little longer.
No, this was my last assignment.
I retire.
- Still not Gillian?
I want to live. Wedding.
Not married. Take a woman you
over five years hate and give her your house.
Keep watch it.
To compliment the CIA.
Gillian, who is that woman
cover your next home lives?
Yes, they are already as this.
- I never give this life for a woman.
We are spies.
Every boy wants a spy.
It is life. All the hours
you spend in such a small room like this.
Cold food in a surveillance van.
It is all the time on your shot.
Learning to pee in a bottle
in a moving car.
You do it right.
- Any problem, her children hate me.
You rule.
- We miss you, success with the children.
I've shot down dictators,
Come on, Ringo. Get down.
Hi, kids.
Sorry about last night.
Never mind, that's your job.
- No, it was rude.
It never happens again, promised.
Mum, what with Ringo?
He'll come down
when he finished.
Want to see I'm working?
- Of course.
Come on, kitty.
It is not as high.
Please?
Please.
What do you think?
It remains to be finished.
But today I could not do anything...
the cat on the roof, satellite breaks down again.
I phoned two hours for a repairman.
And I always think of yesterday.
So...
so good between us?
I understand it, as a man with your
marries, he marries you all four.
Forget the pig,
the cat and the turtle does not.
Do you really nicely?
- Frightening.
You are truly the last honest
man in the world, I sometimes think.
I have cookies.
Yes?
- Are you really married to Bob?
What? Calm down.
- You cannot do, Gillian.
You're so much above him.
- He is boring and a nerd.
He is a very sweet man
who treats me very well.
He is a pen importer.
- He is a cyborg.
You know him like me.
He is very enthusiastic about the world...
and my art. He likes to talk
history, science...
and politics.
- So it is boring.
You call it boring,
I call it reliable.
I also want a man who
every day to work.
And who comes home every night.
Not lying or deceiving...
or who leaves his family and...
My luck also counts.
Old people as hateful feelings.
We need to see Bob working away.
What is the story here?
- Poldark was transported.
He's not escaped?
- He is so taken as can be.
This was one planned.
She knew that he came.
Say you have a mole is?
- No, only that he escaped.
Welcome back.
Get Chad.
You cannot imagine what it is...
the oppressive darkness and
agonizing torture and endless torment.
The prison is a hell.
- You were there four hours.
More than enough.
I need a new path
of the formula. As soon as possible.
In two days we test again.
I have to get dressed.
Something contemporary and fashionable.
And something to eat
that is not a toy.
Yes.
Honey, we make the finished pumpkins.
Are you?
Absolutely, because I'm a loser
and have no life.
Did I mention that we
Come on, Join us.
And what I want private.
- Do not be with me.
I do when I want.
- Farren.
I want you down...
- I do not. Way.
This is my house...
- You hold me!
I said outside, Gillian.
Downstairs, in five minutes.
- I hate this house and family. Way!
No, she hears me.
I sit on the roof.
The only place where I is private.
I cannot Gillian
that guy to marry.
No, he is indeed a hen,
but that is not the problem.
What if my dad comes back?
He lets me not only here,
he comes back.
And what if they married?
No idea.
That is wrong.
- Why?
Bob Ho.
- Hi.
And how are the kids?
- I go picnicking with them.
I force them to like me.
- Hen force?
You may as well scratch your ear
with your elbow.
Guess. Poldark escaped.
Not my problem.
- I know.
But we have discovered a document.
An international portal to a website.
We have not cracked.
Maybe you see it.
Failing that, great.
If not, nothing wrong.
For you. Send it to my computer at home.
Already happened. Now I think of...
they think there is a mole in the agency.
They suspect me?
- No...
you're the sharpest hook on the wire.
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