Afonya
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 92 min
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What do you want, comrade?
- Wha..?
- What do you want?
- Afonya.
- Who's Afonya?
Borschov. I've been waiting
for him for 2 hours!
Plow the land I will!
Till the land I will!
CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE
No end of hassle now!
Have to get my pay before 15.00.
It's a quarter to.
Borschov! I'll add up sewage
maintenance for you!
Sure thing. I'm in no mood
to beaver away for free.
And the fountain!
- Haven't got one.
- What about matches?
- I don't smoke.
- Too bad for you.
- One kick less.
- Borschov!
- Do you have a conscience?
- I've loads of conscience.
Time is what I don't have.
AFONYA:
Starring Leonid Kuravlev
Cast:
Katya - Yevgenia Simonova
Kolya - Yevgeny Leonov
Fidget - Savely Kramarov
Elena - Nina Maslova
Fedul - Borislav Brondukov
BUILDING ADMINISTRATION:
UTILITIES MANAGEMENT No2
CASHIER DESK:
Borschov! Come back after 16.00.
Milya Christoforovna, please!
Need to take him for an injection.
He sticks with me like an orphan.
- What orphan?
- My nephew.
They sent him here from the village
for medical treatment.
- What's with him?
- Don't know.
Nobody knows. The poor little dot
can't stop shaking.
There he is!
Fedulov!
Fedulov!
- She spotted me. What'd ya want?
- Get back to work!
Doesn't he have
a legal lunch break?
He's been on lunch break
since 10 a.m.!
- Get back to work this very minute!
- Told ya we'd better go to 'Daisy'.
Coming!
This table free?
Gee, it's damn hot.
That roach?
Caspian.
Fresh?
Be my guest.
Gimme yours.
- I can't.
- Why not?
I'm allergic to it. It's a health
problem.
- I get skin rash.
- 10 grams.
- I can't!
- One drop?
- I said I can't!
- Half a drop.
For the smell of it.
Right into the snowstorm
We will daringly dash!
And onward we will drive
our sleigh...
You happy with your life?
Can't blame it.
What about yourself?
- Na.
- Too bad.
Why?
I take a philosophical approach
to it.
Philosophically I'm not too happy
with it either.
White geese paddled to Marusya...
Shoo, geese! Fly on...
Dig this!
BORSCHOV - PLUMBING MECHANIC
I've been hanging here into
my second week.
Come on in!
How about playing some good old
dominoes?
Where do you think you're going?
Gonna wipe my feet.
No need to!
Hello there. I'm Kolya.
Who's that?
Meet my friend Kolya.
I'm asking you:
who is that?What is your surname?
- I forgot.
- You have to remember.
- I can't.
- See how you end up?
What if he's an easy rider?
Or a wanted criminal?
Did you check his papers?
Mister!
I want to see your passport.
Borschov, I've been waiting
for you for 3 hours.
You've been hanging around
hell knows where.
Scam!
What now...
Kolya's gone...
God!
Alcoholic.
What's wrong with downing
a shot on pay day!
Pay day my ass!
I bought you perfume.
'Moscow'.
Not there.
You drank it up. With Kolya.
You've ruined my life, Borschov!
- Here we go again...
- Yes... Yes...
'Here we go again'.
I've wasted 2 years of my life
on you.
Thought we'd get married
and live like all normal people do.
I... Hiccup, hiccup,
then jump on to Jacob,
then on to Mike,
then to anyone you like.
You are a bastard, Borschov.
Bastard.
Get back here!
I said, get back here!
She thought..!
- What's the next stop?
- 'Profsoyuznaya'.
Belikov.
Feel my forehead. Am I running
a fever?
It's room temperature.
Murad, you feel it.
You need to cut down on your
drinking. My uncle Abdullah is 76.
Last year he won 3rd class in chess.
What do I care about this
Abdullah of yours.
Say, uncle Pasha, can I borrow
They paid out the wage advance
only yesterday.
- Need to run to the polyclinic.
- No way.
Cm'on, I quit.
Hey everyone!
We've a group of technical school
apprentices here!
Come in, feel yourselves at home.
But don't forget you're visiting.
Oh, it's only Borschov.
The rest are nice people basically.
I'll allocate you to your sections,
and our mechanics will show
what you theoretically know.
Not a bad rhyme.
Avdeyev and Buryak.
Your tutor will be Belikov.
He'll teach you to lose wrenches.
Krivonos and Bubnov.
Uncle Pasha Shevchenko takes
Vasilyev, Ivanov and Sedin.
Hello.
- Well, good luck!
- The hell with it!
Well, get to know each other better.
Where're my guys?
Guys. Not so fast!
Don't get to know each other
better!
Lyudmila Ivanovna, and what about
me?
- What about you?
- Any students for me?
No students left. They ran out.
What'd you mean, ran out?
There's 8 of them.
Makes 2 for each of us.
- That's not what I think.
- Why?
Because.
Sure, if a person went wrong once, -
he's in for a life-long thrashing.
You work your guts out -
and you don't get no students.
Lyudmila Ivanovna...
I've been Lyudmila Ivanovna
for 40 years now. So?
All right. No students it shall be.
- But what matters is the truth.
- What truth?
Look at yourself in the mirror!
give you more than 26!
You two beer fans?
When it gets hot.
Heat or no heat -
don't even think about it at work!
My apprentice students.
Boy, it's hot!
Borschov!
You still here?! There's been
an accident. They called 3 times!
Albert Petrovich! How's it going?
Can't blame it.
They've forced these students
on me here. Have to teach'em.
Stop! This way.
What's this here?
- A tap.
- I can see that. What kind?
- It's to water.
- Good. It's a watering tap!
And what comes out of this tap?
- Water.
- Sure as hell it's not beer.
A spurt of water as thin as a match
ends up in a leakage of
Comrade mechanic!
- Over here! The 9th floor!
- On my way!
Wait a second, Afanasy Nikolayevich.
I'll wind the tap closed.
Wait! This is Belikov's sector.
He's got his own students.
Cm'on!
Semyon! Start the elevator!
Need to get to the 9th floor!
Can't do that.
Come back after lunch.
Outrageous! He's been fixing it
for 3 days.
Right, we'll come back after lunch.
Afanasy Nikolayevich, water's
flooding the apartment up there.
- Wrench!
- I only twisted it slightly, and...
'Twisted it'! Wrench! Hurry up!
Give him the wrench!
All I needed is this pain
in the ass.
Where do you work anyways,
Archimedes?
In the planetarium.
What if I'd tried to twist one
of your microscopes?
- A catastrophe.
- See what I mean? Cm'on, wiseguys.
Well, grandpa, I turned off your
water main.
And don't you attempt to open
the main tap.
When'll you open it?
Hell knows. There're no 'o' rings
at the warehouse.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Think!
You're an astronomer, aren't you?
- Maybe you could get one someplace?
- I'm no Magic Gold Fish.
- I'll be much obliged.
Get me my magic case, Vova.
Think I had something like that
in store. Just one.
My own personal one.
Cost me 2.80. It's made in Japan.
There.
- Sly dog!
- Who, me?
We'd rather like milk soup
and potato cutlets.
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