Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Ooh! ln all my years,|never have I seen the streets...

so full of bustle and hustle|and assorted commotion.

Our princess is to wed.

Ohh, wonderful!|And who's the lucky prince?

Not a prince at all.|Just a no-account street rat!

No way! Try it phonetically.

It's Aladdin!

Aw! Some of you don't believe.

In colour!

There's a party here in Agrabah|There's excitement in the air

People pouring in|from near and far

'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin|are gonna have a weddin'

There's a party here in Agrabah|Everybody will be there

So if you're a pauper or a shah|Do somethin' with your hair

You mustn't wear|an outfit that's naughty

A turban that's unravelling|just won't do

No earrings that are|tasteless or gaudy

You're gonna look gorgeous|when I get through

There's a party here in Agrabah|So I'm going to paint the town

If you want to see what colours are|Follow me around

Aladdin's gettin' married and it's|gonna be the wedding of the century

My buddy's gettin' married and|you're gonna see just how much I can do

- You've heard of|your safari bar mitzvahs|- Wow!

- You've all been to a luau sweet 16|- Ahh!

Well, none of them compare|to what this is

The food'll be disgusting|By evening you'll be busting

There's a party here in Agrabah|and it's got us all aglow

If a street rat could've come so far|Maybe I could do it

- Sure, there's nothing to it|- There's a party here in Agrabah

But we're not sure|that we'll go

For although the bride is la-di-dah|The groom is awfully low

And now we take you down|to the palace, where everyone|has celebrated all night long.

Without Jafar and all of his malice|Everybody's happy

What could possibly go wrong?

There's a party here in Agrabah|and we're gonna rob 'em blind

While they're all munching caviar|create a small disturbance

I will sneak up from behind

There's a party here in Agrabah|and the loot is pouring in

I like this wedding stuff so far

Maybe if I'm pleasant|I'll get to keep a present

We've ordered just|a few tasteful flowers

And valets who'll|carefully park for you

The bridesmaids have|been dressing for hours

Girls, you look just lovely|And so grown-up too

There's a party here in Agrabah|Guests are filling up the room

But there's something missing|Yes, aha

Where is the groom

Hello.

Somebody's gonna be late|for his own wedding!

Hold on, Genie.|There's something I need.

I gotcha.

It's a bachelor party, big boy!

- None for you.|You're the designated flyer.|- No.

This is for the wedding.

Well, that's, uh--|that's a nice dagger.

Interesting nuptial accessory.|It's a, uh, a bit sharp.

- It belonged to my father.|- Your father?

You never said a word|about your father.

Oh, I've got to let the caterer know!|Chicken or sea bass?

He's not coming to the wedding.|He died a long time ago.

- Sorry.|- That's okay.

I never knew him.

Maybe if I did,|I'd feel ready for this.

Al, are you getting cold feet?

No, Genie. It's just that...

I-l've always been a street rat,|stealin' what I need to survive,

- runnin' from the guards,|- Uh-huh.

- Iivin' my life alone.|- Ohh.

I'm takin' a big step today|into a new world.

Today's topic:
fears|of the future family man.

AI from Agrabah, share with us.

I never had a father to show me|how to raise a family.

No role model.|Get a little deeper.

What do I know about families?

Genie, what if|I'm no good at it?

Ah, if my father were here--

Al, little buddy, if your father were|here, he'd be as proud of you as I am.

I just wish he could see this.

There's a party here in Agrabah

And the party's all for me

Just look, you guys|at where we are

And how our dreams|have come to be

There's a party here in Agrabah|and I can't believe it's true

After all this waiting|here we are

We'll finally get to say|"I do"

I never, ever had a real family

I never, ever had|a real, true friend

Someone who could just|understand me

Hey, come on, Aladdin!|This mush has gotta end!

There's a party here in Agrabah|and it's starting right away

Let's get ya dressed|'cause you're the star

Hey, come on|It's your wedding day

Aladdin's gettin' married|and it's gonna be

The wedding of the century

Amazing how Aladdin|could've come so far

- They're finally getting married!|- They're finally getting married!

- They're finally getting married!|- Look at all these presents!

We're finally getting married.

- I'm finally gettin' married!|- They're finally gettin' married!

At the party in Agrabah

There's a party in Agrabah

A party goin' on now! Gotta|party! Gotta party! Help me!

I can't stop myself!|Somebody rub the lamp!

Somebody rub the lamp!|Ah, you know I feel it!

That's enough.

Why do you walk in the open|while I suffocate like an animal?

Someone has to keep|a cool head, Sa'luk.

Someone will have no head|if this is another wild goose chase.

The oracle is the real thing.

This time I'm sure.

Hello, and welcome to Lifestyles|of the Rich and Magical.

That's right. We're taking you|to the marriage of the millennium.

And who's this coming|on the lovely stretch camel?

Oh, it's Cleopatra and Caesar,|and they're bringing a salad.

How wonderful!

Oh, look, there's Osiris.|Oh, Osiris!

Osiris, can we have|a word with you?

Oh, no, the crowd is parting.|Who's coming? It's Moses!

- And your name is?|- I'm Thor.|- You're Thor?|- Well, it hurts.

Once again, this whole broadcast|has been brought to you by sand!

It's everywhere. Get used to it.

Come on. Come on.

I can see fine from back here.

Uh-uh. It's Aladdin.

Look, there's one thing|I get sentimental about...

and I'm sittin' on it.

- Huh?|- The loot, monkey. The loot.

Bad news, Al. The boutonnieres|clash with the cummerbunds.

Genie, isn't it|a little late for that?

What? What are you trying|to say? Out with it! What? What?

They're here.

Oh, no!

I'm late, I'm late|for a very important date.

- Your Majesty.|- Your Majesty.|- Your Highness.

Your Majesty.

D-Don't look so solemn, boy.|This is a happy day.

Oh, look. It's a Kodiak moment.

Put that bear outta here.

Ohh! Hmm.

- Wow!|- Oh, yeah!

I never thought|this day would come.

Now I'm afraid that it|has come all too soon.

Oh, Father.

- You distract the guards.|- Part of your plan?

A large part.

It's time.

It's all so magical.

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.

Oh, sorry.

- Well, we're here.|- Together forever.

Let me be the point man.

I thought the earth wasn't supposed|to move until the honeymoon.

Whoa! Oh, my word!

Stampede!

What is going on here?

Come here, monkey boy!|You were almost Dumbo toe jam.

Oh, they trampled the carpet!|That's a little redundant.

So this isn't a bad day|for you, really, is it?

It is an attack.

Not in this palace!

I think we're gonna have|a little problem with leaks.

It must be here somewhere.

Meet your match, Zorro!

Good birdie.|Polly want a little--

Say "cracker" and I'll|let you have it on principle!

- You have a lot of spirit.|- Ow! Ow! Ow!

And a lot of mouth.

- They fight like demons.|- Worse than demons.

- These are the Forty Thieves.|- Really? I get 39.

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