Alexis Zorbas
- Year:
- 1964
- 78 Views
Be careful.
Crete.
Excuse me.
He says, "Big storm. Ship must wait."
- How long?
- I don't know.
You're traveling.
Where to, with your permission?
Crete.
And you stay there long, no?
How do you know?
I watch you with all the boxes
in the rain. Very funny.
I like you.
Take me with you. Will you?
Take..?
- Why?
- Why?
Will no man ever do something without
a "why?" Just like that. For the hell of it.
All right, take me as a cook.
I make soups like...
You like soups, no?
- Well...
- Of course you do. You're English, no?
- Half.
- Half?
My father was Greek,
but I was born in England.
Same thing.
With your permission.
Hey...
"Virginia."
- No. No, thank you.
- Please.
Keep the packet.
Only one.
Are you a cook?
If you need one, I am.
What I meant was,
what work do you do?
Listen to him. I got hands,
feet, head. They do the jobs.
Who the hell am I to choose?
Well then, what was the most recent?
In a mine. I am a good miner.
I have a clever nose for the metals.
But I beat up the boss,
and they kicked me out.
I'm getting awfully nervous
about the boat. I think I'll...
If you like, I go ask.
No, thank you. It's... It's all right.
Well, maybe we could go together
and then you could ask for me.
- Sure. Give me.
- No. Thank you, I can manage.
He says 10:
00.Well, that's three whole hours. Damn.
- Are you in big hurry?
- No.
Then it's all right. Come.
Roumi. That's "rum."
- I'll have some tea, if you don't mind.
- Tea?
And you, mister, what do you do?
Me? Well, I'm a writer.
Excuse me, but you look it.
What do you write? Love stories?
No. Poetry. Essays.
What's that?
Essays.
No. You think too much.
That is your trouble.
Clever people and grocers,
they weigh everything.
Me? If I was you, I would look
at me straight and I would say:
"Zorba, come." Or, "Zorba, don't come."
Zorba?
That's me:
Alexis Zorba.- I have other names, if you are interested.
- Oh, I am.
"Spaghetti," because I am long.
And "California,"
because I have been to America.
And "Epidemic," because every place
I go, people say I louse things up.
Your health.
Listen to that b*tch, the sea.
That maker of widows.
What have you got in there?
Clothes?
You ask such sensible questions.
- It's my santouri.
- Your what?
My santouri.
Makes the best music.
It goes with me always.
And you, what are you go to
do in Crete? With your permission.
I have some land there.
It belonged to my father.
And you go to write?
Not exactly.
What, exactly?
I haven't written anything in months.
On this land, there's an old mine.
- Lignite.
- Lignitis! I know!
It's been idle for years.
Why?
Because I let it.
And now you want to make it work.
If I can.
Yes.
I must.
Which way is it going?
- What?
- The weighing machine.
Zorba up, or Zorba down?
Well. I was thinking...
That mine...
I'm not very rich, and I will need
someone with experience.
- So I...
- And so?
Well, although I...
I don't really know you very well...
And what I'm doing is probably mad.
It's yes.
Yes?
Yes.
Shake.
Mister, you are a lucky man.
When Zorba goes to work...
...no mine stands a chance.
Be wonderful to get down
to some real work.
Also, it'll be good for the village.
I understand it's rather poor.
We make everybody happy.
And we'll have fun too.
We'll swim. And we'll drink wine.
And you'll play the santouri.
What's the matter?
It's about the santouri.
We make a bargain, or I cannot come.
In work, I am your man.
But in things like playing
and singing, I am my own.
How do you mean?
I mean free.
You...
...you sign?
I sign.
- Here.
- But I don't drink rum.
This time you will.
Why start with the wrong foot?
Well, Zorba, God bless.
And the devil too, boss!
You like her, boss?
No.
Are you all right?
Sure.
Here.
Thanks, boss.
Your friend in there
will be looking for you.
Incidentally, you never told me.
Are you married?
Am I not a man?
And is not a man stupid?
I'm a man. So I married.
Wife, children, house. Everything.
The full catastrophe.
What happened?
Be a pal, boss.
Don't make me talk.
And you?
No, I'm single.
I guess too many books.
Look! Look! A dolphin.
Why, yes.
What kind of a man are you?
Don't you even like dolphins?
- I hope we find somewhere to stay.
- Sure.
Have you never heard
of Cretan hospitality?
Now, Mr. Epidemic, you behave yourself.
We don't want to start another war.
Boss, if there is a widow around,
don't worry.
- What are they all saying?
- They all want us to stay with them.
Madame Hortense.
Who is that?
- Who's Madame Hortense?
- A French woman.
She has hotel.
I am Mavrandoni.
So you come at last. I welcome you.
- I'm glad to meet you. You got my letter?
- Yes.
Mr. Mavrandoni has been
looking after our land.
This Madame. She's a widow?
How many hairs on my head?
She's a widow of the same number
of husbands.
Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Welcome, gentlemen.
This is a great pleasure, Madame.
Two beds, Madame.
Without bugs.
Monsieur, Madame Hortense
has not the bugs.
You have to admit, boss. It is big.
But she shakes it well.
This way.
They say it was my grand success.
You may not believe it, monsieur,
but I was a very famous artiste.
I appear in all the most chic cabarets.
I slept in the silk sheets with real lace.
- Boss, ask her to dance.
- What?
- Make a pass. Pinch her.
- No.
It's only polite.
What?
He would like to dance with you.
But he is shy.
Perhaps Madame is tired.
She is not.
Are you?
Come on.
These Cretans. They are so ungrateful.
Don't cry, my little chouchou.
They would be dead, all dead,
if there was not me.
I know, I know.
- No hands.
- Madame.
Hey.
Boss. Match?
Madame.
You know how I came to Crete?
With the British fleet. Yes, monsieur.
I was in love with the admiral...
...and where he go, I go.
It was here that I met the other three.
What other three?
Admirals, of course.
The French, the Italian
and the Russian.
How lovely they was,
my four admirals...
...with their golden epaulets
and all those feathers.
Like big, beautiful cockerels!
And what beards.
So soft, and curly and perfumed.
Fortunately, each has different
perfume, so it was no mistake...
...even in the dark.
My little chouchou. Here, here.
- My darling queen, please continue.
- Yes.
Me and my admirals...
...we sit on the deck...
...dressed very informal...
...and we discussion politics.
Very serious.
All the time they pour champagne
over me to make me fresh.
It was summer, you know, very hot.
And in this time, in Crete...
...it was big trouble.
Revolution or something.
With my binoculars I could see
the poor little Cretans...
...running in mountains
with their flags.
My four admirals...
...they want to open the fire.
But I throw myself in the middle.
I pull the Italian by the beard...
You know, I was
more familiar with him.
And I cry:
"Stop it, you can't kill them!
Please, Canavaro, Canavaro mio,
no boom-boom!"
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