Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Page #6

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Sentence first!|Verdict afterwards.

- But that just isn't the way!|- All ways are--

Your ways, Your Majesty.

Uh, yes, my child.|Off with her--

- But consider, my dear. Eh,|we've called no witnesses.|- Huh?

Uh, couldn't we hear maybe|one or two? Huh? Maybe?

Oh, very well.|But get on with it!

-First witness. First witness.|Herald, call the first witness.|-The March Hare.

Uh, oh, oh, what do you know|about this, uh, unfortunate affair?

- Nothing.|- Nothing whatever?

- Nothing whatever!|- That's very important!

Jury, write that down.

Uh, unimportant, uh,|Your Majesty means of course.

Silence! Next witness.

The Dormouse.

- Well--|- Shh!

What have you to|say about this?

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.|How I wonder--

That's the most important piece|of evidence we've heard yet.

Write that down!

- Twinkle, twinkle. Twinkle, twinkle.|- Twinkle, twinkle.

Twinkle, twinkle.|What next?

The Mad Hatter.

- Off with your hat!|- Oh, my!

And, uh, where were you when|this horrible crime was committed?

I was home drinking tea.

Today, you know,|is my unbirthday.

Why, my dear, today is|your unbirthday too.

- It is?|- It is?

It is?

- A very merry unbirthday|- To me?

- Oh, no!|- To you! A very merry unbirthday

- For me?|- For you!

Now blow the candle out, my dear,|and make your wish come true.

A very merry unbirthday

To you

Oh! Your Majesty.

Uh, yes, my dear?

Look! There he is now!

- Huh? Wha-- Who?|- The Cheshire Cat.

- Cat!|- Cat?

- Cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat!|- There he goes! There he goes!

- Oh, this is terrible! Help! Help!|- Stop him! Stop him!

- Stop him. Catch him.|- Somebody help me. Catch him.

-Get me the jam. The jam, quick.|-The jam! The jam! By order of the King.

The jam. Let me have it!

Somebody's head is|going to roll for this!

- Aha!|- The mushroom.

Off with her h--

Oh, pooh. I'm not|afraid of you.

Why, you're nothing|but a pack of cards.

Rule 42:
"AII persons|more than a mile high...

must leave the court|immediately."

I am not a mile high.|And I'm not leaving.

Sorry. Rule 42, you know.

And as for you,|Your Majesty--

Your Majesty indeed.

Why, you're not a queen.|You're just a,

a fat, pompous, bad-tempered,|old ty-- tyrant.

And, uh, what were you|saying, my dear?

Well, she simply said that you're a fat,|pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant.

Off with her head!

You heard what|Her Majesty said.

Off with her head.

Forward, backward, inward|outward, Here we go again

No one ever loses and|no one can ever win

Backward, forward, outward|inward, bottom to the top

- Never let the--|- Off with her head!

Off with her head!

Just a moment! You can't|leave a tea party without|having a cup of tea, you know.

- But I can't stop now.|- Ah, but we insist.

You must join us|in a cup of tea.

Off with her head!

Mr Caterpillar,|what will I do?

Who are you?

There she goes.|Don't let her get away!

Off with her head!

Oh! Still locked, you know.

But the Queen!|I simply must get out!

- But you are outside.|- What?

See for yourself.

Why-- Why, that's me!

- I'm asleep.|- Don't let her get away!

- Off with her head!|- Alice, wake up. Please wake up, Alice!

- Alice! Please wake up, Alice!|- Off with her head!

Alice! Alice. Alice.

Alice. Alice.

Will you kindly pay attention|and recite your lesson?

Hmm? Oh. Oh! Uh, how doth the little|crocodile improve his shining tail?

- And pour the waters of the--|- Alice, what are you talking about?

Oh. I'm sorry. But you see,|the caterpillar said--

Caterpillar? Oh,|for goodness' sake.

Alice, I-- Oh, well.|Come along. It's time for tea.

Alice in Wonderland

Over the hill|Or here or there

I wonder where

Alice in Wonderland

How do you get|to Wonderland

Over the hill|Or under land

Or just behind the tree

Alice in Wonderland

Where is the path|to Wonderland

Over the hill|Or here or there

I wonder where

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