All About 'Abigail's Party' Page #8
- Year:
- 2007
- 60 min
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How can we hold a conversation
with that racket blaring out?
We're not here to hold conversations,
we're here to enjoy ourselves.
Beverly, we are enjoying ourselves.
We're enjoying this conversation.
#... to take to dinner
# Well, she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
# She's a... #
All right, Laurence, all right.
- Sorry about that.
- That's all right.
We're all getting a little bit merry, aren't we?
It's nice for us to have a bit of a break.
Since the move, we've hardly been out.
- Where are you going, Sue?
- I was going to the toilet.
- Not feeling sick again?
- No, I'm fine.
- Shall I come with you?
- No, thank you.
You see, Sue's been vomiting up her gin.
While you were away,
I had to take her to the lavatory.
- Ange, shall we have a little dance?
- Yeah, it would be nice!
- Tone, do you fancy a dance?
- Yeah, I don't mind.
There's no room to dance in here, Beverly.
Laurence, if I wanted somebody to put
a damper on the idea, I'd have asked you first.
OK?
Ange, give us a hand to move the couch.
(LAURENCE) I'll sort that.
(TONY) I'll do that.
- I'll take this corner.
- You just sit down.
Cheers, Tone.
- Got it, Laurence?
- Yes.
- For Christ's sake!
- Don't interfere, Beverly!
- Ready?
- Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
For God's sake, just move it back there, please.
Just back?
Got this fantastic record I'll play, Ange.
Hang on a sec.
Now, this record, Ange,
And when he hears it,
- They're still enjoying themselves down there.
- Yeah.
What were they getting up to?
- Nothing much.
- Ready, Ange?
(MUSIC:
SMOOCHY JAZZ INSTRUMENTAL)- Isn't it great?
- Mmm.
- Fancy a dance, Tone?
- Dance with Beverly.
Perhaps Laurence would like a dance.
No, I don't think he would, actually.
Come on, Tone. Have a dance.
- All right, Sue?
- Fine, thanks.
Yeah.
- You don't mind me mauling your husband?
- No, go ahead!
- Dance with Laurence.
- No, I can't.
'Course you can. Get up and dance!
Don't worry, Ange, you're quite safe
with Laurence. He won't rape you.
- Do you wanna dance?
- Surely, if you'd like to.
- I'm not very good at these slow dances.
- No.
I'm better at this sort.
- D'you wanna dance with us?
- No, thank you.
- We can all three dance together.
- I'm fine, really.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Laurence was shaking my hand.
- Oh, was he?
Christ, he'll be shaking mine next!
Now, who's for another drink?
- Ange?
- Please.
- Never say no?
- Thanks.
- Tony, another drink?
- No, thanks. I'm all right.
- How about you, Sue?
- No, thank you.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, thanks.
- He's a good dancer, isn't he?
- Fantastic.
I never knew you could dance so well.
- We don't usually dance like that, do we?
- No.
- Ange.
- Thanks.
- Cheers, everyone.
- (ALL) Cheers.
Cheers.
Darling, why don't you dance with Sue?
I don't think Sue wants to dance,
thanks, "Darling".
Then why don't you ask her, Laurence?
- Sue, would you like to dance?
- No, thank you.
- Sue doesn't want to dance!
- Of course she does!
Go on, Sue. Have a dance with Laurence.
Enjoy yourself, go on.
- Would you like to, Sue?
- All right.
- I'll take the glass for you.
- Thank you.
Come on, Tone.
Ange, do you wanna dance with Tone?
No, you're all right.
Are you going on holiday this year, Sue?
- I hope so.
- Expensive business, holidays.
Yes.
- Do you know Paris?
- A little.
Do you?
No.
(MUSIC ENDS)
Thank you.
(NEXT TRACK STARTS)
- Tone, come and sit down.
- Ta.
- Ange, would you throw us some fags, please?
- Mmm.
Cheers, Tone.
- Mind your head!
- It's too big!
- What?
- It's too big!
- What is?
- Your head!
Give it a rest!
- Are you feeling better?
- Much, thank you.
- Ange, like a cigarette?
- Oh, I would.
- Can I have a cigarette?
- Do you want one?
- I'd love one.
- Have one, then.
- Ange, give us a light, would you, please?
- Mmm.
Cheers.
Once you've had one cigarette,
you want to keep on smoking.
This is it, yeah.
- What sort of work do you do?
- I'm in computers.
He's an operator.
- Still play football, Tone?
- No...
He gave it up when he was 20.
He plays for the firm's team, though.
- But he's much better than the others.
- I've only played twice.
He looks so funny in his shorts!
- Why did you give it up?
- Things didn't work out.
- You've got footballer's legs, though.
- Has he?
Have you? Let's have a little look.
Ooh, yes, so he has!
I like footballers' legs.
Nice and muscly, aren't they?
I can't stand blokes
with skinny legs, Ange. Can you?
Puts you off, doesn't it?
- Talking of Paris, Sue, do you like art?
- Yes.
So do I, but Beverly doesn't.
You know that Paris
is the centre of the art world.
- Do you like Van Gogh?
- Yes.
- This is a Van Gogh.
- Yes.
They called him a Post Impressionist,
but to my mind he was more of a Symbolist.
- Do you like the Impressionists?
- Yes.
Oh, you do. That's good. That's fine.
Fine.
- You all right, Tone?
- Yeah.
Of course, you know Van Gogh,
he was a very unstable man.
Not only did he cut his ear off
and leave it in a brothel,
he also ate paint and he shot himself.
Thank you, Laurence,
we don't want all the gory details.
I am talking to Sue!
And Sue is interested in these things!
Now, this is a picture of his chair
in the corner of his room at Arles.
It wasn't actually yellow, no. He painted it yellow
because yellow symbolised so much for him.
- (TONY AND ANGE) Yeah.
- Do you like art?
- Yes.
This is a Lowry.
Did you know his father was an estate agent?
For Christ's sake, Laurence, give it a rest!
- Give what a rest?
- Nobody is interested.
Oh, yes, they are!
- Oh, no, they're not!
- Do you know something, Beverly?
- You're ignorant!
- Oh, I'm ignorant now, am I?
Now? You always have been!
It's not a question of ignorance,
Laurence, it's a question of taste.
Taste? What would YOU know about taste?
The trouble with you is if somebody doesn't like
what YOU like, you say they've got no taste.
- That's rubbish!
- Oh, is it rubbish?
- Yes!
- Then what about my picture in the bedroom?
That is cheap, pornographic trash!
Laurence, just because a picture happens
to be erotic, it doesn't mean it's pornographic!
Shut up, Beverly!
I've got this fabulous picture, right?
It's really beautiful.
I brought it home
and he wouldn't let me put it up in here.
- I had to hang it in the bedroom.
- If I had my way, it would be in the dustbin!
- Well, you're dead from the waist down, anyway!
- Can I see it?
- Do you wanna see it?
- Yes!
Angela's got work in the morning.
We ought to be going.
- I should go.
- See it another time.
- We don't have to go early, just 'cause of me.
- Sure?
- I'll be fine.
- She's gotta get up!
- Oh, shut up, Laurence!
- Don't tell me to shut up!
- Angela, coat!
- It's all right!
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