All Dogs Go to Heaven
- G
- Year:
- 1989
- 84 min
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Itchy,
A few more degrees
to the left!
Now!
Tap!
No, no!
Your other left!
That's it!
Keep coming,
keep coming!
You're almost through!
Yow...
itchy, what is it?
Idgi...idgi...ho...
are you ok?
Idgi...how...
well,
don't stop now.
Hi...yee...idihominee...
ah...ah...choo!
Terrific.
I'm sorry, boss.
I got dirt
in my nose.
Di...di...ow...
you going to
do it again?
Doh...stand back.
I...eee...
feel...another...
eee...eee...
ah-Choo!
Itchy,
you're a genius!
Thanks, boss.
I'm glad to see you.
Where are you?
Ow! What was that?
Adga--Ooh. It's a pipe.
Here I am, Charlie.
You ok?
Shh! Shh! Shh! I'm ok.
Where are you?
Aah! No!
Put that out.
What, are you
trying to kill me?
I'm so sorry, boss,
but the pipe--
Here, let me try this.
a water main.
No, Charlie.
Water mains are green.
This is red.
You're colour-blind. You've
always been colour-blind.
That's true,
but this is green.
It's red.
Red?
Busted water main!
Hit the lights!
Call command central!
Ooh! Look out!
Shine the light
over there!
No, over there!
Aah! Itchy!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Let's get out of here!
Sorry, Charlie.
I think--
Don't think!
From now on, I'll think!
My stuff!
Forget the stuff!
I'll buy you more stuff!
Wait! My drill!
Oh, come on!
Ooh! Itchy.
Not now! Don't--
Don't! Not now!
Uh! Uh!
I can't help it, Charlie.
I itch when I'm nervous!
Well, don't be nervous.
Just scratch this.
It's not worth it
being with you!
Pull this!
Pull this!
Ah, pull this.
Yah! Whoa!
Just a minute!
Are you ok?
Come on!
You're such a grouch!
On your marks...
get set...
and they're off!
It's a spectacular line-Up
With mighty morris
taking an early lead.
Rat o' war is second
by a head,
And secretary rat trails
by a half.
What an amazing race,
ladies and gentlemen!
Out of the turn,
it's mighty morris,
With rat o' war
charging up from behind.
In the second turn,
Mighty morris and rat o' war
fight it out
While squad car
trails the pack.
Now it's rat o' war
by a nose.
Secretary rat is second
by a head,
With mighty morris
back at third--But wait.
Squad car is making his move
in the rear.
He tries to the right.
He tries to the left.
But it's no good, folks.
It's rat-Eat-Rat out there,
And they're just not
gonna let him through.
But what's this? Squad car's
coming through the middle.
Oh! He's caught in a pinch!
Oh, my gosh! But now
he's climbing out,
And he's riding
on top of cheezewhiz!
And into the loop-The-Loop,
it's squad car on cheezewhiz
Bringing up the rear as
they enter the oil slick.
Oh! Oh, my gosh!
Look out!
What's this?
Squad car playing hopscotch
in the back stretch.
Sixth! Fifth! Fourth!
Third!
I don't believe it!
Into the obstacle,
squad car takes the lead!
So it's squad car
by a length,
Rat o' war second by a head,
cheezewhiz moving into third.
But wait a minute!
He's...he's...he's...
he's stuck! Squad car is stuck.
What a nightmare!
It's squad car by a tail.
Oh, my gosh!
Look out!
What's this?
It's squad car
springing to the finish!
What an incredible race!
Squad car, rat race's
shortest long shot,
Takes the roses
in the upset of the week.
Who would have guessed?
But don't go away,
folks.
We've got
If you ask me,
I think the house
is rigged.
That does it for me.
I'm busted.
This will be one
To tell
Hee hee! I win!
Here you go.
Ooh! Bad meat!
What's the odds
on terrible tom?
Terrible.
Well, then, give me
large mike to win.
Large mike to win!
No markers,
tailpipe.
Come back when
you got some food.
And they're off!
It's a Rat-Eat-Rat world
out there
As large mike
takes the lead--
Hi, guys!
What do you know?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you know?
Itchy, do we detect
a look of surprise here?
Maybe we should go out
and come back in again.
Ha ha ha ha!
Charlie?
Ain't you supposed
to be on death row?
No, I ain't supposed to be
on death row.
I got him out.
# Things have changed, Charlie
e, since you've been gone #
# Life hasn't bee
n no piece of cake #
Carface ain't been
treatin' us too good.
# Things are tough,
but we carry on #
# Could you spare
# For old times' sake? #
Why settle for bones
When you can have
the whole bake?
Charlie,
you hit the jackpot!
That-A boy, Charlie.
I'm proud of you.
Charlie, tell them!
# Oh, you can't keep
a good dog down #
No, sir!
# No, you can't keep
a good dog down #
# I've seen that's
pain and hurt # right.
# I've
eaten dirt # that's true.
# It's hard to buy #
# But even I've
He lies.
# Look how
Ha ha!
# 'Cause you can't keep
a good dog down #
# You can't keep
a good dog down #
No, you can't.
# You can't keep
a good dog down #
Preach it, brother!
# I've been
bought and sold #
# He's been
warm and cold #
# But 10 to 1,
I'll still be running rackets #
# When I'm old! #
# Not in some cage
in the city pound #
# 'Cause you can't keep
a good dog #
# Can't keep a good #
# I say, you can't keep
a good dog down #
In him's the luck
of the Irish.
The pride
of the Germans.
Even a bit of Siam.
You see the calm
of the English.
The charm
of the Spanish.
# A pedigree certainly
ain't what I am #
# So call me
a mixed-Up pup #
You're a mixed-Up pup!
# But the only way
this pup knows #
# Is up #
Ok, boys, come on.
Help me.
Lift him up.
Up, up, up!
Come on!
# No, you can't keep a good d
og down-Ow-Wow-Wow-Wown #
# You can't keep a good d
og down-Wow-Wow-Wow-Wown #
Boys!
# He's been fat
and thin #
# I've been out,
been in #
# He tried a life
of virtue #
# But prefer
a life of sin #
# So tonight, man,
we own this town #
# I've known hunger,
# Lived the best
and seen the worst #
# But the only way I know
to finish #
# Is to finish first
# So watch out
when you hear this sound #
# 'Cause you can't keep
a good dog #
# No, you can't
keep a good dog #
# Say, you can't keep
a good dog down #
# You can't #
# Keep a good dog #
# Down #
# Down #
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
It's him, boss.
I don't get it.
Mr. Carface, I know
what you're thinking,
But I don't know nothin'
about this.
We set him up for good.
Killer,
I do not wish
that I should share
50% of the business
with my partner Charlie.
You want
that I should go
Squeeze his head
with the pliers?
Killer, that is no way
to treat an old friend.
Friends must be handled
In a friendly
and businesslike way.
Carface!
Carface!
Ha ha ha!
Hey, Carface, you decent?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Charlie!
Oh, is it
really you?
Is it really me?
Is it really you?
Hey, you've put on
a little weight.
I told you
to stay off sweets.
This place
is looking ok--
A little gauche,
but ok.
You know, partner,
I'm proud of you,
But the customers
ain't laughin'.
Gamblers are never
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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