Alvin And The Chipmunks

It's going.

It's going.

Maybe we should take a break.

Thats it. I can't take it anymore

I can't. I give up.

I'm sick of struggling for survival .

Against squirrels and earthworms, and which loser

Sparrow who always take my nest.

And we sit at this

stupid.. stupid .. tree.

Huh?

What's happen?

Guy!

I think you made it angry.

I'm awake

I'm up.

and I'm late

Demo.

Dave Seville.

Keys.

Bag.

Pants.

I need pants.

Pants are essential.

How's it going?

I haven't see you since a ...

Well, since you said you

never wanted to see me again,

I guess it work.

- What a fun day that was, huh?

Let me guess,

you're late for something again.

Same old Dave.

- Not following you.

You know, a guy's always fooling around.

He can't handle a serious relationship.

That was the old Dave. How about we

get together and talk about the new Dave over dinner?

I..

- Tomorrow night, my place.

I..

- Great.

You look good Claire.

Where are we?

Well, I think they remodelled a forest.

I like it.

Stylish, Functional.

Where do the nutties go?

Give me a break

We are in the building, Theodore.

Hey, did you ever see

the view from 80th floor ?

They not let me pass the lobby.

- What? I can't...

Hey back off man.

This is Dave Seville.

Mr Seville,

can I offer you for some muffins, scones, pastries?

No. I hate to be bother.

- Really it's no problem. We also have an omelette station.

Omelette station.. huh?

Can i get you some water? or sort of latte?

How about a shot of wheatgrass juice?

Maybe later.

Thanks.

Let's talk about your song, Dave.

Well, it's crazy as it sounds,

the original inspiration came to me..

The song is suck, Dave.

What?

- Your song, it's awful.

I hate it.

I mean,

who's gonna sing it?

Justin, Fergie.

Not a chance.

I need something new, I need something fresh.

- That is new. --the next big thing.

Dave, we go way back,

alright...

We both come along ways since college.

You.. not so much...

I wanted to like that song.

But, you heard it. Not good.

If I wasn't your friend, I'd say..

Dave you go right back out of this office,

and you keep writing music. You will get there someday..

but I am your friend,

so I am gonna tell you that...

there is no sense in writing songs that no one is ever.. ever going to sing

Ever?

Excuse me.

Can I get some of that water?

We ran out.

Out of the way.

- Move your butt Theodore.

You step on my tail.

The last one is the door is road kill.

I'm in.

- What are these shiny things?

Theodore, we are leaving now

- Oh.

Ok. This wasn't my best idea.

- Look out

Maniac!

Please.

Back to the tree

- Back to the tree.

Back to the door.

- Back to the door.

Basket, 3 o'clock

- Which way is 3 o'clock?

This way!

- Guys, wait for me.

Wait up.

I still have babyvet,you know.

Jump, Theodore

You've got to really want it.

I want it.

- I can't hang like this all day.

Will you jump already?

Wooo, muffins.

House.

Is this house?

No,

This is garbage can.

This must be where he stores

his food for winter.

Come on, baby.

Come to papa.

Hello,

Gorgeous.

We are hit the motherload.

This taste is the greatest.

Am I right?

Eureka!

I found the cheesballs

What are you doing?

Dont make a mess.

Cannonball!

Quick.

Hide.

Did I put these here?

There you are.

I got you.

He's been out for quiet a while

Huh, He is gonna be dead.

- Dont panic.

Write everything down.

I need 3 garbage bags, a shovel,

some antiseptic, a glove and radio.

Hang on, Sherlock.

He's coming

I must be hearing things

No, this is trippy.

Sir, are you alright?

Get back.

Squirrels can't talk.

- Wooo....

Watch it, genius.

We are Chipmunks, Chip-Munks.

Chipmunks can't talk either.

Well our lips are moving

and words are coming out.

This is not happening.

I am not talking to Chipmunks.

So .. how's that working for you Dave?

How do you know my name?

-I'll do that one. We read your mail.

By accident.

- You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.

You ever heard of credit rating?

What is this thing?

Stop that. Turn that off.

- Sorry.

He fell out of a tree at birth.

Can all animals talk?

I believe fish

have this type of sign language .

Hey Dave, do all humans have housing

that smells like sweat sock?

Dave likes to wear,

dirty underwear

Live me you hair ...

-- We are getting off on the wrong foot

How about we introduce ourself?

Hello, Im Simon.

The smart one

This is Alvin

-The awesome one.

and I, Theodore.

Nice to meet you.

Now get out from my house.

But..

We talk.

Huh, which makes me want

you out from my house much more .

Creepy, unnatural,

some what evil.

I liked him better when he was unconscious.

Gotcha!

Don't do this, Dave.

We can't crawl right through this door.

Hi.

Were we disturbing you?

You guys can sing too?

- That's not singing, this is singing.

This is amazing.

Here.

Everyone inside

There you go.

- Thank you.

Alright, here's the deal. You guys

sing my songs, you get to sleep here.

No. Wait!

Is breakfast included?

I can live with that.

- What about TV privileges?

Ok, but not after 7.

- 8. - Done.

Don't tell your animal friends,

Because, I don't wanna..

come home and find a

bunch of rabbits or skunks on my couch.

Filthy creatures, Dave

We never associate with them.

Yeah.

You're my friend.

No, let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

let's just start with me

being your song writer.

and let me ask you?

Have you ever written a song before?

Yep.

Is that you music stuff, outside?

Yep.

Oh no.

- Hurry back.

So fellas...

All we gotta do is..

find the right song... rehearse

Hey, Dave.

- Simon?

My bad.

- This is my sheets music.

This is not a hula-hoop,

It's a towel rack.

Killjoy.

- Are you guys always like this ?

We are kids, Dave.

Where are your parents?

When you are a Chipmunk,

your parents take care you for a week ...

and then they take off.

Our parents were hippies, they left early to join a commune.

Help!

Crazy Robot.

Help! He's after me

He is after me.

- Hey, hey, be careful with that

Sorry.

It is collectable.

I got it for Christmas last year.

Christmas!

We love Christmas.

Even though we

never actually celebrate it.

But we want to.

Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas.

Maybe we can

celebrate it with you

Yeah.. maybe

Look, I had a long and weird day.

So, off to bed

Come on.

We'll start work tomorrow.

I want your bright

eyed, bushy tail by 8.

My tail isn't bushy till 9

Not my problem.

Go to sleep

I hope Christmas came fast.

Me too

Hula-hoop.

Here's trouble.

Fire in the hole!!!!

What are you guys doing?

Nothing..

What are you doing?

Stay back, Dave.

It's gonna blow.

I got it guys.

Come to papa.

Hey.

Where did it go?

Simon, It's landed right in front of you.

You didn't see it?

How many fingers am I holding up?

- 4.

No no no. 8?

Counting your thumbs.

Wait

- Hang on a second.

My answer is 6.

Try these.

How is that?

Someone trashed your house.

Well, it was clean when

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