America's Sweethearts
America first fell in love with|Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison...
...in the box-office smash|Autumn with Greg and Peg.
They had the most celebrated marriage|in Hollywood.
Who could forget|how they hit one out of the park...
...in Requiem for an Outfielder?
You can't die, Mike. You can't.
Because I love you.
Justice never tasted so sweet...
...as in The Bench.
I didn't do it. I'm innocent.|Why won't anyone believe me?
-I object, Your Honour!|-You're out of order!
No, you are out of order sir!
I object to the way|my client has been treated.
I object to the fact that I've let|my professional judgment...
...become clouded by my feelings|for my client.
I object to the way the room seems to spin|whenever she walks into it.
I object, Your Honour,|because I love this woman.
Their love opened our eyes...
...in Sasha and the Optometrist.
Read from the top line, Sasha.
"l...
"...L-O-V-E...
"...Y-O...."
Oh.
You.
Dr. Martin!
Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison:
America's Sweethearts.
God, they were great. Made my job cake.
I did the press for all their movies, all nine.|Six did over $100 million.
They were on top of the world.
Then she blew it|by taking up with that Spaniard.
-Did you cut this yourself?|-No, Chad in marketing--
Always take credit.|That is survival rule number one.
Okay, I did it on my Mac.
Rule number two:
Don't take credit|until someone actually says they like what you did.It's not bad.
I hope this isn't too awkward for you.
-I'll never be able to fill your shoes.|-I know.
Kingman's in the screening room and he|wants you to look at something right now.
Please remind Mr. Kingman|that he fired me last week.
Then invite him, at his earliest|convenience, to kiss my undercarriage.
I think you'll wanna see this Lee.
-Hello, Dave.|-Lee.
-Thank you for coming.|-Why am I here?
I'm just confused. I mean, you did actually fire me|last week, so why am I here?
I brought you to see the new Weidmann film.
-Really?|-Yes.
Eddie and Gwen's last movie.|You know their movies better than anybody
Have you seen it? All of it? How is it?
Could you roll that, please.
I want you to be the first to see|what only I have seen. As a friend.
Something wrong?
-Did the film break?|-No.
The film is fine.|I think it's fine, wherever it is.
...of the studio's money...
...on 20 seconds...
...of titles.
That's all he sent me. The titles!
And a note.
"Dave, we could also do these in blue."
-We had to make a Hal Weidmann picture!|-He's won three Oscars. He's a genius.
There's only been one genius|in this business: Seor Wences!
A little lipstick, some hair and his hand!|He had an career for 85 years!
Do you remember?
"S'all right! S'all right!"|Don't talk to me about genius.
-Remember the crazy guy in the woods?|-Ted Kaczynski.
-Who? The guy at Fox?|-The Unabomber.
The Unabomber.|Remember he lived in that little cabin?
So?
Hal Weidmann bought that cabin|from the government...
...and had it moved onto his property.
That is where he edits his movies.
That is his little, twisted...
...sicko office.
It's him. On the phone.
-Who?|-Hal.
I'm going to kill him!|That sick, son-of-a-b*tch bastard.
Put him on the speaker.
Hi, Hal.
How are you, darling?
I've been thinking about you.|I wanted to send you a basket or something.
How's the movie?
-It's finding its way.|-Could it find its way to the studio?
We have a few little things to do with it,|like finish it.
It's finished, Dave.
Great. How is it?
My mother thinks|it's the best thing I've ever done.
-Can I speak with her, Hal?|-No, Dave.
-Can we send someone to pick it up?|-No, Dave.
You haven't said anything about the titles.
I love them. I have no notes.
When's the press junket?
Weekend of the 21st. Why?
'cos I want the press to be first to see it.
I'll bring it to the junket.|We'll all experience it together.
Hal, no. I'm the head of the studio.|I don't experience things with the press.
I'm hanging up now.
Wait! Give me that. Hello?
No, no.
God...
...damn it!
He won't let us see it before the press!
-At the junket?|-Yes, at the junket!
-No, no.|-Lee.
You've got to do this junket.
You want me to set up a junket in 2 weeks,|and you're not sure if you have the film.
-Yes.|-No!
Lee!
Don't make me beg.
-You already are.|-Lee, please.
Please, come on. Lee?
-Danny can handle it.|-No, Lee.
Danny cannot handle it.|It's his first junket.
I need the master. When working|with the press, you're a legend.
I prefer to remain a living legend.
If you won't do it for me,|do it for my father.
You worked together a long time.|You had a real bond.
Your father was a psychotic.
-You spoke at his funeral.|-I loved him. You, I can't stand.
Do this for me. Please.
The studio will go under.|I haven't had a hit in almost two years!
I have the last Eddie and Gwen movie ever made|and I can't get my hands on it!
Tell me what you want.|I'll tell you what I want.
I want only one thing.
If people think Eddie and Gwen|are back together, they'll see the movie.
-Make that happen.|-That'll be easy.
Just make it look like it could happen.
She has a restraining order against him,|and he flipped out.
He's living in some nut hut|in the mountains.
I don't care! I need Eddie and Gwen|back together again, smiling and happy!
-We can sell the sh*t out of it.|-And the Spaniard?
Unless I get a script called|I Schtupped Castro, I don't know.
So, what do you want?
I want the golf cart.
-No, it was a gift from Arnold.|-I'm kidding.
-I can have anything?|-Yeah. Within reason.
I want my job back.
-Don't do this to me--|-Have a great junket. Tell me how it went.
All right. Yes.
If you get Eddie and Gwen back together,|you can have your job back.
-Where are we booked?|-Four Seasons, Beverly Hills.
Cancel. We need to get these people|in the middle of nowhere.
Once they know there's no movie,|they can't escape.
We need a hotel like the one|in The Shining. Isolated.
The new Hyatt in Nevada?|It's in the desert, and it's just opening.
Book it. We have to keep|the press entertained and on the go.
The best junkets are when the press thinks|it's not about the movie, but them.
Program the sh*t out of them:|Cocktail parties, hayrides, circle jerks.
Keep them from remembering they|haven't seen the movie they're to review.
What about gifts?
The movie's about a cop|who travels through time, so I did a gun.
-You're giving press members a gun?|-It's not real.
We'll do a really nice bag.|Call the bag man.
Diamond earrings for the ladies,|money clips for the men.
Chocolate truffles, the best perfume.
I don't want this to be awkward for you...
...but I've got some work to do.
-How will you get Eddie and Gwen there?|-Don't worry. I know somebody.
I love you. I'd do anything for you.|You're just asking an awful lot.
A junket with Eddie|isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities.
No lilies. Take them out.
Yes. I understand.
Yes. Excuse me, hold on.|Could you please put that out?
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