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I don't remember.
If I did will you forgive me?
-Sure. Yeah.|-Thanks Kik.
Are you okay?
A couple of hours ago, I'd have said no,|but something happened tonight that was really incredible.
I was out walking by the cottages, and|it was like Gwen was drawing me to her.
I just look over this wall.
There she was, she was standing by the pool,|all dressed in white...
...like an angel in the desert.|I thought to myself:
"That's why you're here.|You're supposed to win her back."
No way she'll stay with Hector.
That's the woman I'm supposed to spend|the rest of my life with.
Really? The woman by the pool?
Gwen.
-That's why I'm here.|-What do you mean?
-Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are rocking out.|-What are you talking about?
Kiki and Eddie are coming down.
-Why did you say that?|-It's code. It's fun.
I wonder what she wants.
I don't know what she wants.|It'd be good to find out.
I know what I want.
Siegfried and Roy left the building,|heading for the pool.
-Siegfried and Roy are here?|-Not the real Siegfried--
You wanted to play this game, schmuck.
Heads, she never sees me again.|Tails, we get back together.
-You need to flip a coin for that?|-Correct.
Here we go. One, two, three.
-Possum.|-A possible possum.
Wait, not here.
Felix, this is Oscar. The monkey is|in day-care. Repeat, monkey is in day-care.
Your mystery date awaits.
Wish me luck.
Oh, Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I know you'll never forgive me,|but please, please take me back.
That a gun in your pocket|or are you just happy to see me?
Actually, it's a gun.
-Hello, Eddie.|-Hi, Gwen.
-I've been so worried about you.|-Have you been?
That's how it goes when your wife|shacks up with somebody else.
I've got a lot of anger to deal with.
I understand. Get that out.|Just shake it out. Throw it away.
That's great advice. Thank you.
I know I have no right to ask you this--
-Ask me what?|-When we did the movie...
...did you fool around with anybody?
You're right. You've got no right to ask me that.|And no, for your information I wasn't fooling around.
-The girl who played your daughter?|-Are you out of your mind? What the hell is wrong with you, Gwen?
-You're very hostile.|-I can't imagine why.
This was a big mistake.
-No, it wasn't.|-Yes, it was. Tomorrow...
...let's be professional|and promote this movie...
...because we both need this one|to do well.
I know you do.
And if they ask about the break-up,|we just say that it was a difficult time...
...that we're working through it together.
-And we're still really close, okay?|-Fine.
-Whatever.|-Good.
I have to go.
I see you tomorrow.
You're not....
-Here. There you go.|-Thanks.
That's how junkets go.|It's a great opportunity. I can handle it.
Is this a scene from their new movie,|Time Over Time?
No. That's Gwen Harrison and Eddie|Thomas dancing in the moonlight for real.
-Hard to believe....|-What the hell is going on?
...in a passionate embrace.
Goddamn it!
My life is so stressful.
People have no idea|what it's like being me.
-Did we brush my teeth?|-Yes.
See? I can't even remember that.
Good morning, you two.|Come on, smile. Here we go. Smile.
Ladies and gentlemen, here they are,|Eddie and Gwen, together again!
There they are! America's Sweethearts!
What is this? Only five minutes?
Mention jerking-off and I'll pull your plug,|so to speak.
Five minutes is plenty of time|to talk about a movie I haven't seen.
Yeah, but it's fabulous.
Do you need anything?
-Doesn't she look great?|-Who?
Your sister. She looks incredible.
-Are you trying to make me jealous?|-Is it possible to do that at this point?
Then why care if I try?
Okay, who's happy? Ready to go?
Thanks. Always a pleasure. Here we go.
Byron, it's all yours.
Byron Allen, coming to you|from Entertainment Studios.com.
Strap yourself in,|I'm sitting with America's Sweethearts:
Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison.
And are you ready for this?|They're not trying to kill each other.
Are you back together?|You look very comfortable with each other.
I want to be honest with you.|Before I came down from the room...
...l took about half a pound of Vicodin.
I'll be comfortable till late March.
You're funny.|How do you live with him, Gwen?
She doesn't.
It must've been exciting|working with Hal Weidmann.
Were you apprehensive when you started?
Oh, no. No, Hal's brilliant.
He's so easy to work with.
He loves actors.
Just loves actors.
You had a nervous breakdown recently,|didn't you?
What?
Will audiences watch you again without|remembering your attack on Ms. Harrison?
That's five minutes.
Thank you, Dave.
It was so great meeting you guys.|I'm a huge fan.
Lunch?
Why does he get a neck rub?
-I want one.|-He's so tense.
Hello? I have a neck, too.|This thing holding up my head.
And we're back.
-Everybody ready?|-Of course.
Of course.
Hello again, Syracuse.|I'm Mort Josephson, your movie maven.
Ann Arbor, I'm Laura Messinger,|Channel Seven's cinemaniac.
-The popcorn's buttered.|-The lights are dimming.
-It's time to join Bob--|-And Ken.
At the Multiplex.
Eddie and I are great friends.|We talk every day.
Eddie and I are better friends|than we've ever been. We talk two...
...three times a day.
We're just cosmically,|like, spiritually bound.
Eddie's really good...
...and he's my pillar of strength.
It's like Sodom and Gomorrah.|I mean, so strong, you know?
And that's five minutes.
In spite of all the emotion|and the hurting...
...we leaned on each other for support.
That's when I realized how strong...
...our friendship really was.
-We were in constant contact.|-That's right.
I mean, not only are we great friends...
...and not only|are we in constant contact....
You should see some of the phone bills.
We've also done....
I don't know, how should I put this?|Hell, I'll just say it.
We've done a couple of three-ways.
This guy she's with now....
I can't say I'm happy about it.|She's my wife.
But after spending time|in the sack with him...
...l see the attraction.
I have to say, for a fairly big guy...
...he's not packing much|south of the border.
And that's five minutes.|Thank you so much.
Say hi to everybody in Salt Lake.|Good to see you.
Next.
-Hi, guys.|-Hi, guys.
-It wasn't very funny.|-It was a joke.
I do that after 400 interviews.
-Hector won't find it very funny.|-Guess what?
I don't give a sh*t what Hector thinks.
A picture with my baby?
Just smile and shut up.
You have given me 110 percent today.
-Who has? Me?|-You have.
It's been a great day.
-What do you want?|-It has. A small favour.
-45 minutes, an hour.|-No.
-I need you to have dinner with Gwen.|-No.
-It'll be great.|-It won't, because I won't do it.
-You must.|-I'm going to my room.
I'll go into the minibar,|spend time with myself.
We're in deep sh*t. We don't have the film.
Hal's holding the film hostage.|We have nothing! Understand?
But I do have you. You and Gwen.
When you two are together,|the press forgets there's no film.
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