America's Sweethearts Page #7
You're a genius|beyond my wildest expectations.
The tracking is up.|Spielberg has moved off of our date.
This is good! Hit him!
-Who?|-Anybody.
-I won't fight you!|-Because you're a p*ssy boy.
Because I'm trying to find some peace.
You want peace? Okay, he wants peace.
-P*ssy boy's leaving.|-Don't you do that.
Hector, don't.
Don't tell me, "Don't."
Maybe you want a piece of me, huh?
-You see?|-Okay?
Huh, p*ssy.
There shouldn't be a problem here.
After all...
...you stole my wife and I tried to kill you.|We're pretty much even.
You crumpled duck!
Oh! Dear me!
Go away!
Punk! You hungry?
Eat this, punk! Eat it!
Are you hungry?
I love your work.
Eddie. You forgot something.
-Did you see him go down?|-Shut up.
-Don't tell me to shut up.|-Why did you do that?
I didn't have to do it. I wanted to.
-Just deal with it. In there.|-It was my pleasure.
Did you see that?
-Everybody back, please.|-Eddie, are you okay?
Eddie. Are you okay?
I can feel my nose in the back of my throat.|Is that bad?
Can you hear me?
-Let's all just step back.|-Some ice, please.
I swear to God, Gwen can be just horrible.
How can you love somebody and not like|them at the same time? Seems strange.
-You need to lie down.|-I thought I was lying down.
Why don't we try sitting down?
There we go.
Let me have a look.
-It doesn't look good.|-No?
Cold.
What happened?
I just thought I needed|another humiliating photo op.
I tried to walk away,|but the guy just kept pushing.
So I hit him in the tray with my face.|I should've just walked away.
For some reason these days,|I always do the stupid thing.
This doesn't look good.
-What was that?|-Another stupid thing.
Stupid and maybe verging on crazy or....
It's fine....
There he is. The master!
I'll have whatever he's having.
I have to say,|you have completely outdone yourself.
In 24 hours,|you've given us a walk in the woods...
...a romantic dinner and a fistfight.
I can't wait to see what happens next.
Maybe I can get him to commit suicide.|Would you like that?
I don't know. Let me think about it.
It won't help the initial release,|but the video will rent like crazy.
We could do a box like a coffin.
Yeah. That's good. No, wait.
Imagine if he killed himself|at the premiere.
I'm joking. I'm thinking out loud|or whatever you call it.
Goodnight, Dave.
Goodnight, Lee.
Good work!
Hi.
Good morning.
How do you feel?
I feel good. I mean...
...I feel weird, but I feel good.
-You?|-I feel something along those lines.
Good, weird. Weird, good.
Here's what I was thinking:|What about some breakfast?
We'll take it from there.
Okay.
Why don't you order some breakfast.|I'll brush my teeth first.
-Can I use your toothbrush?|-Yeah, it's in there.
Can I get some juice?
Keek? Hello?
Where are you? Kiki!
Want some toast?
You buttered my toast.
No one's ever buttered my toast before.
I don't eat toast with butter.|I don't eat toast.
I'll stop talking now|and make an exception.
Some tea?
It's hot.
-Here. Okay.|-Thank you.
No, I'm fine. I look like half a raccoon.|What's going on?
Now's not a good time.
Can we do it later? No, don't come here.|I'll come there.
'Bye.
That was Gwen.
-She wants to talk.|-About what?
I don't know. She didn't say.|But I better...
...go over there.
Why didn't you say you'd see her later?
I did, but she said she'd come here,|and I thought:
"That's not a good idea." So I'd better|just go over there, given the situation.
Will you tell her about last night?
I don't know. I think I'll just let her talk.
-Know what I mean?|-Oh, yeah.
Sounds like it's important|so I'll just let her say it.
Then I'll go do these dumb interviews.
I'll come back|and we'll have lunch together.
Does that sound good?
You look terrible.
-Does it hurt?|-Only when I'm awake.
-He's not here by the way.|-Who?
-Hector.|-That doesn't matter.
Is Kiki here, though?
I doubt it.
I don't know where that girl is.
"That girl" is here.
Nice of you to join us.
Where have you been?
Got up early. Things to do.|Nothing important.
Would you make me|some scrambled eggs?
-She makes great scrambled eggs.|-I remember.
-Would you like some?|-No.
Two scrambled eggs. Make mine runny.
Order room service.|She doesn't have to cook.
It would be my pleasure.
What did you want to talk about?
I think you're doing pretty well, huh?
Are you feeling okay?
Yeah, I'm better. I'm shocking myself.
"l forgot how charming you were, Colonel."
"And you, Miss Julip.|You're a warm breeze on a cool afternoon."
What was that?
"What was that?"
-What was that movie called?|-I don't remember.
Kiki! What was that movie called?
I don't give a sh*t!
No, that wasn't it.
Anyway, you look like you're getting|to a good place.
Last night, when I saw you and Hector,|I was so conflicted.
"Conflicted" is the word du jour.
There's no question about that.
You know what? That's tired. She's tired.
-Are you seeing anybody?|-Excuse me?
Are you seeing anybody?
Um, not...
...you know....
-Not technically, no.|-What?
He said "not technically"!
That's fascinating. "Not technically."
That's sad. Really, that's a shame.
Here are your eggs, my darling sister.|I hope they're runny enough.
And you, son of a b*tch!|Here are your eggs!
There you go!
-What the hell is wrong with you Kiki?|-A lot, actually.
I can't believe it's taken me|this long to figure it out.
I'm going for a long walk now|just to simmer down.
Before I do,|I'd like to cut through the bullshit.
The reason he's "not technically"|seeing anyone...
...is he's still "technically" hung up on you.
And you! You moron!
The reason she's here, besides trying|to salvage her precious career...
...is to serve you with divorce papers.
I've done all I can do here.|I'm going for a walk because that's....
Leaving is just something|I've really perfected, so...
...once more with feeling.
She was much more fun when she was fat.
Is that true?
-What?|-About the papers.
Yes, but now I don't know what to do.
Seeing you again and being in front|of the press with you again. We have something, Eddie.
Maybe I've made|a horrible, horrible mistake.
Or maybe I should give you the papers.|I don't know.
You're the devil.
Kiki! Hold on. I wanna talk.
-Hold on a minute.|-Let go.
-I wanna talk to you.|-I don't!
-Why not?|-You're an idiot.
For that matter, I'm an idiot, too!
In that respect,|we're perfect for each other.
-This is a very complicated situation.|-Let me un-complicate it for you!
Forget about what happened between us.|It's not gonna work. All right?
Last night. Last night was great.
But she calls you this morning|and you can't wait to get to her!
What is that? It just won't work.
You'll probably always think of her...
...and I'll probably always be wondering|if you're thinking of her.
I just....
-I need you to know one thing.|-What?
That woman that you saw|by the pool the other night.
That woman you just have|to spend the rest of your life with.
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