American Madness
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1932
- 75 min
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FADE IN:
EXT. BUILDING - DAY - LONG SHOT
Of a large, impressive-looking building on the corner of a
busy, New York business street.
LAP DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. BUILDING - DAY - CLOSE SHOT
A dignified brass plate sign on the side of the building,
reading:
UNION NATIONAL BANK.LAP DISSOLVE TO:
INT. FOYER OF BUILDING - MED. SHOT
Lower portion of high bronze doors, one side of which is
partly opened. Sitting in front of the closed side is a
uniformed officer, greeting, ad lib, the various employees
as they enter.
LAP DISSOLVE TO:
Of a cover being yanked off an adding machine.
CUT TO:
A telephone operator, busily plugging in wires.
OPERATOR:
(mechanically sweet
voice)
Good morning . . . Union National
Bank . . . Just a minute—
LAP DISSOLVE TO:
INT. ENTRANCE ROOM TO VAULTS - MED. SHOT
Of the inside of a massive vault door, made impressive by
the shining, finely cut steel bolts and the many other
intricate-looking instruments which adorn it.
CAMERA PANS UP to a clock overhead which registers 9:03.
A group of young men, paying tellers, are impatiently
watching a teller struggle with the lock that will admit
them to the vault.
TELLER:
Come on, come on, Oscar, what are
we waiting for?
2ND TELLER
What's the matter? Can't you find
it?
3RD TELLER
Sneak up on it, boy!
4TH TELLER
Oscar, come on!
CHARLIE:
Say, if it had lipstick on it,
he'd find it!
They all laugh, as Oscar finds the combination.
OSCAR:
Almonds to you![1] Almonds!
TELLERS:
Now, now, Oscar - not almonds!
The CAMERA MOVES WITH THEM as they pass through the first
portal.
CHARLIE:
Nine o'clock and all is lousy!
1ST TELLER
Yes, I spend half of my life waiting
for these time clocks to open.
Say, where's Matt?
CHARLIE:
Probably upstairs thinking up that
daily joke.
2ND TELLER
That guy kills me with his
wisecracks.
3RD TELLER
Say, when he comes in, let's put
on a frozen face. Let's not smile.
They ad-lib agreement.
1ST TELLER
Shhh! Nix! Here he comes—
7. MED. SHOT
CAMERA PICKS UP Matt Brown, the chief teller, as he strides
briskly in and begins turning the combination dial to the
main vault. He is about twenty-six, a clean-looking,
personable youngster. Several of the tellers are standing
close to him, looking on.
MATT:
How are you doing slaves?
TELLERS:
Hello, Matt. How're you Matt?
Matt begins to work the combination of the main lock.
MATT:
(with his back to
them)
Say, did you boys ever hear the
story of the pawnbroker with the
glass eye?
1ST TELLER
No Matt, what is the story about
the pawnbroker with the glass eye?
MATT:
(as he continues to
fiddle with the
lock)
Well, I'll tell you. A fellow went
into this shop to pawn his watch.
The pawnbroker said, "I'll give
you $50 for it, if you can tell me
which is my glass eye." The fellow
said, "All right, I'll do that.
It's the right one." The pawnbroker
said, "That's correct. But how did
you know it was the right one?"
The fellow said, "well, it's got
more sympathy than the other one."
He turns, expecting their laugh, but is confronted by stone
faces.
MATT:
Sympathy! You know, the right one
had more sympathy than the other
one!
1ST TELLER
What's the matter? Can't you get
this thing open?
Matt stares in disbelief, then gets the joke.
MATT:
(contemptuously)
This cracks them all up, as a uniformed officer, who has
been standing by, works a lever attached to the floor,
which lowers a section of the floor, directly in front of
the vault. This permits the vault door, which is sunk below
the floor level, to swing open.
TELLERS:
(ad-libbing)
I love your jokes, Matt! They're
so entertaining! A very funny man!
8. MED. SHOT
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