Are You Here
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- 2013
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And honestly...
I wake up happy.
I mean, I'm that guy.
I've got enough
of everything I need.
I'm single,
I like a party,
and I'm old enough
to enjoy it.
Young enough
to enjoy it.
I want to do something,
and I do it.
There seems to
be a little problem.
Oh. Must be
the magnetic stripe.
I know it's all a clich.
No strings,
no obligations,
but what's
the alternative?
Get into some life,
wife, kids,
some kind of car
with too many seats?
That's a world where you
have to do whatever it is
other people want you
to do to keep it going.
It's prostitution
when you think about it.
But there is a nagging feeling
that I'm missing something.
Sorry, I don't know
what the problem is.
No, it's not
your fault.
That should do it.
And maybe in the end,
I'm worrying for nothing.
I mean, I'm not
at this stage of my life
where I have to worry
about most of this stuff.
Maybe I never will.
Or just drunk.
This is no good either.
You're kidding.
Are you serious?
Whoa.
Come on, wait.
You know
I have money.
I just don't have any on me...
or on my credit cards,
but I get paid all the time,
and a lot.
Maybe next time.
Car fare?
And by the way...
as someone whose life
really is prostitution,
I can tell you that until you're
actually f***ing for a living,
you shouldn't be complaining.
Wait a minute.
That's not what I meant.
Thanks for the drink.
Call Beverly if you want
to make it up to me.
Good evening.
Oh, sh*t.
Hello?
Hey.
Ah, Jesus!
You have the right
to remain silent.
Oh, wait.
Stop.
Ow!
Don't test me!
Stop!
I warn you,
lam a yellow belt.
Stop.
Stop!
Stop! Relax!
It's me!
Jesus!
What is wrong with you?
I heard a noise.
Ah...
Turn right...
I heard a noise.
Everything is cool.
There's nobody there.
I swear.
It's all right.
Five-four-three-two-one-zero.
Ignition. Lift-off.
I guess that's really what I've
I mean, who are we
trying to fool?
We 're not only animals, we're
Why do we eat meat?
The Greek gods dined
on ambrosia and nectar,
but we need to incorporate
other species into us.
Look at Christianity.
"This is my body.
This is my blood.
That's why I'm doing this chapter
about the genocide in Rwanda.
The Tutsis were vegetarians,
and the Hutus were ranchers,
who eat meat,
and they regarded the Tutsis
as monkeys, as animals,
and that's why they had no trouble
killing them. Don't you think?
Honestly, Ben,
I don't know why
the farmer and the cowhand
can't be friends.
But I do know
that part of the reason
why some people regard
other people as animals
is because they don't observe
the social conventions
most of us take
for granted.
Every human function
is disgusting in our society.
I side with the public
on this one.
I know what I am...
and that's an animal.
I'm human,
but animal.
You're wasting a lot of
thought on something
that's not going
to get you high or laid.
I always say, "if it ain't
broke, don't fix it."
Well, you're very wise.
And broke.
That is so uncool.
Can't I just take
some money back?
I get paid very soon,
and when I do,
another loan.
Until then, I'd like to
borrow back what I lent you.
Why do you need to leave?
You just going to go out there
and be part of the machine?
Hey, that machine is what
keeps you in all this.
Now you know there's no one
out there today, right?
Yeah.
So just hold it together
and do whatever it is you do.
I'm writing a book.
What is it that you do?
F*** it. I'm going to
get the didgeridoo.
Please,
didgeri-don't.
Forgot my ID.
I wish I could say
you look trustworthy.
Buenos dias.
Hey, Steve.
There she is.
Miss Weather Center
two years in a row.
Pretty much the usual.
There's this pocket
of cold air coming in,
but you'll see it
on the composite.
I'm going to talk to Dave about
putting a real window in here
so we can see if any
of this stuff is right.
It's right.
Want one?
They're poison.
But there's two of them.
Got him.
God, you cut it
so close.
Thrilling,
isn't it?
Nice to see you,
Mr. Dallas.
Victoria, looking lovely
and authoritative.
Kyle, you want
to blow your nose
and avoid a repeat
of yesterday?
You said it wasn't
a big deal.
I say
a lot of things,
like did I mention Steve,
glad you could make it?
Can I get
some water?
And is there any way to turn
these lights down a little?
Five seconds.
Four, three...
It's the Channel
18 Eyewitness Newsteam.
News at Noon,
Chesapeake Edition
with Kyle Robertson
at sports.
Do the Ravens
finally have a kicker?
Steve Dallas
in the Weather Center.
Beauty of a day
out there,
and I'm going to tell
you all about it.
And now,
Victoria Riolobos
with the news.
Good afternoon.
Tragedy struck this morning
as a Truxton man
backed his late-model SUV
into a daycare center.
One youngster remains
in critical condition
after being struck
by shrapnel-like debris
during the collision,
but luckily,
the rest emerged
scathed only by...
Do you think the graphic
is in bad taste?
I don't know.
Kind of captures the mood.
She's really solid.
...Identified the driver
under investigation.
And he's really high.
You know, Stu?
You don't just go spreading
rumors about people like that.
The man
is a working professional.
Lots of people
have squinty red eyes,
insatiable thirst,
and trouble walking.
He could be diabetic
or something.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
The bearded
and bespectacled doctor
murdered at least
26 patients,
making him one of the world's
most prolific killers.
So Steve, how's it
looking out there today?
It's about time we saw
some of this warmer weather.
Well, Victoria,
let's get things started
with a little shot
of the harbor
and some seagulls
enjoying the sunshine.
How you doing there,
fellas?
Today's high will get up
to about 65 degrees
with unlimited visibility
which means if we could get this
Knucklehead out of the way,
to Ocean City.
Coldest spot in the nation?
Why, that honor goes to...
Bismarck.
Smooth as silk.
That seem to you
like someone on drugs?
...and at 100% humidity
and 89 degrees
little Hilo, Hawaii
is both the hottest
and wettest spot
in the nation.
the number one destination
for teenage boys,
eh, Victoria?
I guess so, Steve.
So I know
I don't have to tell you
that showing up with
enough time for us to know
that you're going to be here,
and in condition to work
is 90 percent of it.
And why the f***
are you paying attention
to your computer?
Are you ever going
to friend me?
You think
you're irreplaceable?
You have this job because you're
handsome and you can talk.
No one trusts you.
You think you're going to move
to a bigger market?
Not with that nose.
You know, I could just
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