Asperger's Are Us Page #7
- Year:
- 2016
- 82 min
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he probably doesn't know.
Don't get personally attacked,
upset at him.
Ethan, we will work this out,
it is irritating and stressful,
just know that it will be okay.
- I know, it's just...
- It is annoying, I concur.
Hey, come on in.
What's up, Meaghan?
- Hello.
- Hey.
Look through this,
see if any of this is unclear,
and just turn it off
whenever we're ready.
And like loop it if you have to
if we're not ready.
- Okay.
- Here's the lights.
This is a more readable one.
- Yes, this is more readable.
- I can print this out
for you at some point.
- Meaghan gave this shirt to me
- That's important.
Guys, it's 7:
45.Meaghan, what time
do you have to leave?
- I have to be on
the 9:
30 train,so I'm probably gonna
leave here at like...
8:
55?- Like an hour?
- Yeah, like an
- Okay, we have to run
through non-stop guys.
Okay guys, ready?
Everyone ready, start.
- Just play the song?
- Play the song at
the, yeah, exactly.
Suicide Man's alone on stage.
- Fine, Condescending Man!
I'll check, I'll check!
Shut up, Overthinker Man!
- Yup, we're freeing
Gandhi right now!
- Hello!
I'm Gary Dink!
I do observational comedy,
things that are funny
'cause they're true!
Audiences love
sitting in chairs.
This guy knows what
I'm talkin' about!
I'm Gary Dink!
I was getting bored
of doing the same.
- Well are were.
- Exactly!
- I mean we would have gone
on a huge hiatus anyways.
I wonder how much we're
all gonna be changed
you know, in nine months.
You know, Jack, I wonder if...
- Alcoholics, all three of you!
- I wonder, you know,
especially Holistic
Healing Man, but...
- One thing your dad said today
is that he's really...
- You talked to my dad?
- He drove us to the station.
- He did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, oh yeah!
I forgot that you
guys were with him.
- Yeah, he said he was
really proud of you
for all kinds of reasons.
- Yeah, I love my dad.
- I hope so, he
loves you so much.
- I know.
- He really does.
- One special thing
he doesn't take our
relationship for granted.
- Yeah, that's important.
- He definitely used to, so.
- Do you?
- I got a close circle
of five friends.
The Asperberger's Are Us,
Ben, and Meaghan.
Five friends.
And Jack's going away,
and Ben just had a baby, so,
down to three.
Now usually I keep my
Facebook account deactivated
for all of the year
except for the month
of my birthday,
which is October,
so people can write
"happy birthday"
on my Facebook wall.
But, I also reactivate it
if I have something to promote.
And considering this might
be our last ever show,
I wanted it to be a good one
I'm definitely more
confident in it now.
It was a good choice
making these eggs.
I hope today's a day
of many good choices.
Now the,
the creeping things
of the ground
and the fowl of the air will
take care of the rest.
I just came down
here for a photo op,
and then it turned
into a disaster, so.
- Do you have a AAA membership?
- I do, I can call now.
- We don't have this
- Okay, uh.
- Nothing bad is
going to happen.
- Well, the show will...
- No, that won't be true.
We'll just be a little
late to rehearsal.
That's the worst-case scenario.
- Yeah, but how are
we gonna rehearse
if Jack's down here?
- Jack untied this, guys...
- Hey, good job, Jack.
- Seriously.
Can you get the door, Ethan?
- Is that everything?
You need Cardboard Cut-out Man.
- Thank you.
Before I go,
one more thing.
- Yeah?
- Your shorts.
- You don't need
to give them to me.
They're yours to
wear in the show.
- I meant I was setting them...
- Oh, okay.
- Down, but I think I
guess I already did that.
- Okay.
I have your hat over here.
- I thought you had more stuff.
The audience will probably know
I'm reading my lines
out of a book, but...
- But we'd
announce that you are,
'cause you're Literate Man,
that's the whole point.
- Are we bothering with
this chore wheel or not?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Yeah, that's for the set.
Hey, what's this?
Whose mask is this?
- Libertarian
Man, but he's dead,
so it doesn't matter.
- What do you call an actor
who succeeds in California?
- Not now, Emilio
Estevez Joke Man.
- Emilio Best in the Westevez!
- Will you shut up?
I'm gonna kill you
one of these days.
- Okay, I'll give it
an Emilio Restevez.
- So this transition
should be very short.
- Yep, it should be.
- Yeah.
- I'm not sure if this is
how the dress gets put on.
- I wish you guys
had addressed this earlier.
- We need to do
- Over everyone's head.
- Are we doing
scene 18 with K-Strass?
Are you pulling that
up on the computer?
- Yes.
- Okay, so
you're bringing it up?
- Everyone ready, guys?
- And for freeing Gandhi,
Literate Man, you
get one gold star!
- Thanks, Gold Star Man!
- Uh, is there any way
I can get a teal star?
Just 'cause I don't
really like gold.
- So now you?
- No, then it's you.
- Well no, no, no.
But wait, don't you have-
Oh, you're right.
We all know that you
want something different
to make you special,
but remember,
you're not special, okay?
So you're gonna have to
take what you can get,
- Yeah, uh,
anyway, I really
should get going,
'cause I have to go pick my
dad up from his blood work.
So, and that's
over up in Oshkosh,
and that's gonna
because I'm using my
my mom's car,
which is, to be honest with you,
a hunk-a-junk.
Anyway,
I got warm brain going,
so I'll talk to you guys soon,
and maybe I'll shapeshift,
shapeshift later for you guys.
Okay, bye.
- Remember when we made the
last video K-Strass made,
and it's him alone
for the first time,
and it was us on stage with him,
and he was doing the
lines we wrote for him?
That was pretty cool.
- It was a very true story.
We're here at Palace Marvel
And allow us to
see superheroes
None of us can read
Except Literate Man
The crimes he sees
In a book in his hand
Superhero Palace
DC won't allow us
to say "superheroes"
Time is different here
There are no women either
No one has strong hands
Except the Missing Bear Man
That's how it goes
- Thank you.
- I have $20 for two tickets.
- Okay, you think I'd
be good for the doc
- Yes!
- You have similar
faces, are you guys related?
- No.
- A lot of people ask
us that, but we're not.
- Hopefully a lot
more people show up.
- We gotta hide in the back.
- Well we don't wanna
sit too far back.
- All right guys,
flicker the house lights,
and then you can
go take your place.
- I don't think he
knows I'm coming.
He doesn't know that we're here.
It's already funny.
They're a little bit, several
minutes behind schedule.
Oh, there we go!
- Hi everyone,
thanks for coming.
We're Asperger's Are Us,
we're really, really
grateful that you're here.
It's true, we're the
first comedy troupe
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