Babysitter's Black Book Page #4

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Oh, I don't want your help.

Just stop the car.

Ugh. Stop acting

like a baby.

I'm 17, Mark.

Stop the car.

Just w--hold on. Wa--

You can't get on the floor

And g-g-go!

I woke up like this.

This is what

everyone's wearing.

Go drive Daniel crazy.

And this, just looked

like you, Gill.

I couldn't resist.

Ooh, I love it.

Wait, let me get--

Ready?

Not bad for

a weekend's work.

Give me some.

Oh.

Thank you.

That's right.

How's this? Like it?

That's for your weekend.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my God.

Wait, you guys, check out

this picture of Selena Gomez.

Just check out

what she's wearing.

I would kill for

an outfit like that.

Yes, you won't have to.

Jack will do it for you.

You are right.

Oh, wait, you guys.

I have to shoot my portfolio

for my art school applications.

It's a lot of money.

You know I can help.

Okay. I'm in.

But--

Yes, Gilli.

But no loser dads.

Wait, you guys--you guys.

Okay. Hello?

Yes, uh, 3:
00 is fine.

Thank you.

- What?

- What? What?

My Pressman alumni interview.

Oh, my God.

Go get ready.

Go get ready.

Go, go, go, go.

Go get ready.

I gotta get ready.

Club, uh

Wolf pack, yeah

Uh, and this is rejects

I'm losing sleep,

oh, where to go?

Yeah, where do I belong?

I may never know

Yeah, feel like I'm far

behind, so far behind, so

- Cheers!

- Whoo!

Yeah, cheers.

I'm losing sleep,

oh, where to go?

Where do I belong?

I may never know

I feel like

I'm far behind

So it should be feminine

but business-like.

Wow. You look so gorgeous.

You look grown up

and sophisticated.

Where did you

get this sweater?

Um, Linda gave it to me.

I know your dad and I haven't

done right by you lately.

But, um...

but maybe St. Michael

will do a better job.

Thank you.

Oh, you're gonna be great.

Your essays show depth,

a maturity beyond your

years.

You're an excellent

candidate for financial aid.

But I have to ask,

if you don't get a scholarship,

how will you

pay for school?

I've never been

afraid of hard work.

I will get a job, take out

loans, do whatever it takes.

Well, I think Pressman's

a good choice for you.

But just remember tuition

is over $50,000 a year now.

But you're a clever girl.

You'll find a way.

Thank you for agreeing

to meet with me.

Not like you really

gave me a choice.

Tell my parents?

You kidding me?

You--and you can't keep

showing up at my house

like that.

I had to get your

attention somehow.

You look nice.

You smell nice too.

So how'd your alumni

interview go?

Went well.

What, that's all I get?

It went well?

Mark, I can't

keep seeing you.

It's... just not right.

Ashley, let me help you.

I won't hurt you.

Yeah, you will.

I--I can't even tell you

how royally pissed I am at you

right now, acting all

holier than thou,

when you're hitting it

with Mark.

Probably getting paid,

too, huh?

At least I know what I am.

No, it wasn't like that.

He was helping me.

Okay? He was gonna pay for

college, but I ended it.

It stopped.

Mm. It didn't look stopped.

Well, he's not paying

for college anymore.

So is that stopped

enough for you?

Mm-hmm.

Maybe--maybe now you'll drop

the romantic fantasies,

get real about paying

for college yourself.

You're not worried that

this is all just gonna

blow up in our faces?

My life is exactly

the way I want it to be.

Yours could be too.

Ashley.

Hi.

Oh, we haven't seen you

in so long.

I know.

What's wrong, Ashley?

Is everything okay at home?

Have I done something

to offend you?

Linda, I--I--I'm sorry.

My life is--

is just complicated.

Come back

and tutor the kids.

We all want you

in our lives. Hmm.

Ashley?

Yeah, I'll tutor them.

Um, but just after school.

I have to be home

before 5:
00.

Is this about Mark?

Because, you know,

he's crazy about you.

We'll pick a day next week.

I gotta go.

Okay.

We are moving up

in the world.

Mm-hmm.

I've been seeing

Walter Telfair,

hedge fund super dude.

Ha ha.

I think I did an art project

with his little girl once.

Walter has dads he wants us

all to meet this weekend at

his place.

Yeah.

An art dealer for you, Gilli,

some super ex-athlete for you,

and a mega rich

math geek for you, Ash.

And, get this, $1,000 each.

Wow.

No emo crap,

no heart break.

In or out, Ash.

It's now or never.

This is just about

money for college.

It's not prostitution.

In or out?

I'm in.

Yes!

Really dig in.

Much harder.

I don't want to hurt you.

You need a vision,

something that screams you.

Look at Irvin Pressman.

Do you know his work?

Yeah, I loved his still

life from his fashion

to his portraits.

Maybe I could help you

find your vision.

It's all right.

It's okay.

I am

Drowning

Come here.

I want your friend.

Now.

Ash.

Walter wants you now.

You'll be fine. Just go.

I am

Drowning

Mm.

No.

Hold me

Down

- I'm outta here.

- Gilli, wait.

- Not cool.

- I don't care.

But I need you

to promise me

you won't say a word

about this to anyone.

Huh. Don't worry.

I'm too ashamed

to tell anybody.

Oh, this is lovely.

I could tell you

the providence of every

item in this room.

Okay.

That would be a terrible

waste of our time.

Would you like me to...

( school bell rings )

Congratulations!

Let me see it.

In this highly

competitive admission season,

we are pleased to offer you

a place in our freshmen class.

Seriously?

The life you always wanted.

I told you.

They offered me a partial

work-study scholarship

and financial aid program,

but it's not enough.

Stick with me, girlfriend.

Like I have a choice.

Let me see it.

It's so exciting.

Oh. Oh, you scared me.

Um, we're gonna

go this way.

I'm so stoked for you.

Check this out.

This new college look

is really hot.

Yeah.

Hey, babe, can I talk

for a sec?

What?

Have I told you lately how

great you are with the kids?

Mm-hmm.

I just think it'd be

great if you'd spend

more time with them.

You know, take them

to swimming.

Help them with their homework,

especially now that work's

let up a little.

I'll help too, of course.

What about Ashley though?

I mean, the kids and I,

we really love her.

Yeah, I just don't think

we need Ashley anymore.

Is this about money?

I'm confused.

No. Ashley's leaving

to school next year.

Might as well make

the break now.

Hey, we're a team.

We don't need anybody's

help to raise our kids, huh?

Mm.

So if the velocity vector

of the airplane is V

and the wind is W, then

the velocity of the airplane

relative to

the ground is what?

Can you feel the velocity

of my beating heart?

So lame.

You like that.

If I get it right,

will you kiss me?

If you don't, I won't.

U equals V plus W.

Yay.

Mmm.

What, do I still taste

like beef jerky?

No. You taste great.

Uh, what's this? Uh-oh.

I'm falling for a player.

I can't trust him?

No, I know you like me.

Well, look at you,

all self-confident.

I do like you, and

you can trust me.

And I like you.

I really--no,

I really do.

I'm feeling a but.

Where's the but?

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