Bachelor Party Page #33

The many guests are seated and taken in the moment. Among

these are Tracey, Desiree and Gary's she-man, who waves to

Gary as he stands with the other ushers, Chulo, Ryko and

Larry. Chulo is choked up and trying to hide his tears. He

looks over at Laverne, who smiles to him.

CHULO:

(to Ryko)

Hey, man, don't forget my bachelor

party's next Friday night.

GARY:

I'll get the hookers.

RYKO:

No way.

Nearby stand the maids of honor, Bobbie, Phoebie and Ilene,

who blows a kiss to her date, Ray (one of the Japanese

businessmen).

The Thomersons sit in the front row. Neither of them is

cherishing this moment.

MR. THOMERSON

(sotto; to Mrs.

Thomerson)

We'll have morons for grandkids.

(resigned to the fact)

But... at least we'll have grandkids.

They sort of smile at each other at the thought.

Father Falwell is almost through with the ceremony. A car

pulls up in the b.g. Exiting the car is Stan and a WOMAN.

O'Neill, the best man, sees the car. He pokes Rick. He

indicates to Rick someone has arrived.

STAN:

We SEE the man in the car is Stan. He ushers the lady in the

car to Larry. He's surprised at who she is: his wife.

LARRY:

Sue!

SUE:

Hi, honey.

LARRY:

How'd you get here?

SUE:

Rick called me.

Larry looks to Rick and gives him a warm smile and a wave.

Rick acknowledges Larry.

LARRY:

Why don't we go someplace and talk.

They walk off.

FATHER FALWELL:

FATHER FALWELL:

Now, before I pronounce you man and

wife, the groom wishes to recite his

vow to Debbie. Richard.

THOMERSONS:

They fear the worst.

MR. THOMERSON

Oh, God Almighty.

RICK:

He turns to Debbie. He waits a beat and begins.

RICK:

Cheese. I love you more than cheese.

And I love cheese a lot.

THOMERSONS:

They hide their faces in their hands.

Off in the distance a storm is coming

in fast over the ocean. The wind

begins to pick up. Undaunted, Rick

continues his soliloquy.

RICK:

In fact, more than dairy products in

general. I love dairy. My love is

cream. Pour me on the cereal of your

life...

Now it starts to rain.

FATHER FALWELL:

He wants this to end. He calls softly to Rick, trying to get

his attention.

FATHER FALWELL:

Rick. Rick. Hey...

People begin to scurry for cover. In the b.g., under a tree,

we SEE Larry and his wife huddled in each other's arms. From

the way they look, they have worked things out.

RICK:

RICK:

I think this song pretty much sums

up the way I feel at this moment.

He begins to sing the theme from "The Flintstones" with all

the gusto of Jack Jones.

Father Falwell has had enough.

FATHER FALWELL:

(rapid fire)

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Goodbye.

He blesses them lightning fast and springs for his car.

THE SCENE:

CREDITS ROLL as Rick continues to sing in the driving rain.

Debbie joins in on the chorus. She loves her man.

Everyone has run for the safety of their cars. Everyone but

the Thomersons, who sit and look on bewildered.

RICK AND DEBBIE:

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

They're a prehistoric family From

the town of Bedrock They're a page

right out of history..."

FADE OUT:

THE END:

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