Baker's Man

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Hmm. Why don't we

plan everything

for a half an hour later,

and maybe you'll be

on time for once.

Good morning

to you, too, Ashley.

Good morning, Thomas.

Is everyone here?

All board members are here.

I also wanted to remind you

that you have a meeting

with Jack Fields

from real camps today.

Oh, yeah, he wants to talk

about starting a Grant

for underprivileged kids

to attend the sports camps,

- right?

- You are correct.

Can't say no to the kids.

Everybody needs a chance.

You know what my old coach

used to say?

Just give 'em a chance!

Is that your version of a joke?

Whatever, let's go.

The only item we need to discuss

is our top 10 bakeries

for the inspirational

bakery Grant.

But we received a ton

of submissions,

but we narrowed them down

to a final few.

Enclosed you will find

a list of bakeries,

their demographics,

letter of recommendation,

- and their past outreach in their community.

- Babe's bakery?

Yes, I know, that's the place

your mother started.

I think it's great

that they're living up

to your mother's name.

Yeah.

Who's the new owner now?

It's been passed down

from the grandmother

by to... now owner,

Alyssa stock.

29 years old.

She's owned the bakery

for seven years

since her grandmother

passed it onto her.

She's been in a few magazines,

and her cupcakes are ranked

as one of the top 20

desserts in America.

She's been big in the community

with sponsoring many youth

programs in the past,

but for some reason this year,

she hasn't given anything

to the community.

Interesting.

Well, I'm excited

to see who's going to be

our new winner this year.

Ashley, do you have

a list of where

everyone's traveling to

to go evaluate?

Yes, miss wise,

we have you going

to Dave's danishes and cakes

in Miami.

Miss Parker, we have you going

to babe's bakery in Columbus.

Actually, I'll go to babe's bakery

in Columbus and evaluate myself.

Um... I have miss Parker staying at the

Hyatt downtown. Is that okay with you?

- I actually have a place there.

- Okay.

Remember, we need to come

up with our top finalists

by next Friday.

That's seven days from now.

And then pick a recipient

a week later.

Does everybody feel

confident about that?

Yeah, we're good to go.

Great.

Yeah, I'm flying in tonight,

so I will probably catch up

with you tomorrow.

Are you bringing

someone with you?

What are you asking me?

Are you coming alone?

Yes.

Okay, I'm just saying

that the last time

you came in town

and I threw the most

epic bachelor party for you.

I know you remember

jangle Jackson.

Right?

The jangle Jackson...

You know.

You can't see what I'm doing,

but her sister, Kylie, I

didn't tell you about Kylie,

oh, my god.

Siskel and Ebert, two thumbs up.

Whoa, okay. No,

no one's coming with me.

I'm done being tied down.

Wow!

Who is this?

Who is this?

You don't speak English.

Who is this?

Is this the same guy,

even when playing

professional ball,

and everybody knew who he was,

was afraid to talk to girls

unless they stared at him?

Research shows that unless

she looks at you

more than two seconds,

she's not interested.

Right now, this beautiful girl

doing my fingers,

it's amazing she doesn't

speak English,

'cause... I feel like I'd be

freakin' her out a little bit.

She hasn't looked at me once,

and I really think

I could take her home right now.

On another note, I am going out

with a friend tonight though.

Friend?

Who?

Why aren't you saying anything?

Is it an ex?

- Naomi.

- Naomi?

Okay, that's good.

I'm just...

That's nice to rekindle

an old friendship,

but I just... I heard

she's a little different

- than she used to be, so...

- What does that mean?

Uh, I just heard

she's a little more

like a mom than

a sexy hot cheerleader.

We're just trying

to have fun anyway.

You know she used to be... she

used to be out of my league,

but, now, I think

I can handle her.

Wow, look at you.

Playboy Stevens, right?

I'm just saying...

Don't go home with her

unless you are ready to play

"Lego city" or "pokmon"

or "dungeons and dragons."

And how do you know these games?

I just... I don't know.

There's commercials.

You don't see toys "r" us

commercials?

Anyways.

Wow! That's perfect!

It really is.

Don't judge.

It's very addicting.

All right. I'll catch up

with you tomorrow.

I will see you

tomorrow, as well.

Cool.

Have you kept in touch

with anyone from college?

Oh, yeah.

Do you remember Nick Phillips?

Yeah. Now, he knows

how to throw a party.

I mean the atmosphere

was so wild,

like you just knew you were

going home with someone.

Excuse me?

Yeah, that's right.

Nick Phillips

is responsible for my first

and my second child.

- Well, I guess that's -

why he has his own billboard.

- Mmm. -You look as

good as I remember.

Thank you.

It's genetics.

Yeah, your mother

was a nice looking woman.

You looking

at my mama? Huh?

I will slice your throat.

Um.

Oh.

Sorry, sorry.

I was just joking.

Anyway, I'm glad

you asked me out.

With the kids,

I don't get out very much.

I see.

This is my first date

in two years.

Can you believe that?

I don't know if I would

call this a date.

There we go.

You're just...

You're gonna floss?

Ow.

Okay.

- Look at that one.

- Oh, yeah.

That's a good one.

It keeps me from getting fat.

And everybody thought

I would get fat,

because of the kids, you know?

But since I've started flossing,

I don't get the extra weight

that comes from the food

that comes out when you sleep.

I'm pretty sure that you're

not gonna gain weight

from the food

that comes out at night.

Oh, no, it's a thing.

I saw it on YouTube, so...

You know what, you can

just do that in the restroom.

I know, but I'm not

finished eating.

I just wanted to take

a halftime break,

clean my mouth out

before the big finish.

Got it.

I'm going back

for seconds later.

- You gonna eat that?

- No.

Oh, great.

I don't know why

the food is so good here.

Oh, my gosh!

Uh! Delicious!

I don't eat the croutons though,

'cause these are garlic.

You don't want garlic

in your hoo-ha,

make you stinky.

- You know what I mean?

- Got it.

Gross.

This is good.

And the chicken breast,

oh, my god.

The chicken breast, protein,

it's good for ya.

Mmm.

You know what, I think it's

time for my final floss.

Oh, great.

Perfect.

- I'm gonna... I'll be right back.

- Okay.

- Don't miss me too much.

- Hmm-mm, not at all.

Mmm, I just would like

a tall drink

of milk chocolate.

I'm gonna eat you up.

Oh, god.

Do you have a mirror

in your pants?

- I'm wearing a dress. -Because

I can see myself in there.

Oh. Okay.

You know, we should probably

just skip the dessert,

'cause I wanna climb

those pillars tonight.

Are you serious?

Wow, okay.

That doesn't work for you?

A friend of mine told me

that that would

totally seal the deal.

Hey!

Oh, my gosh!

This is my brother.

Wow.

Oh, my god.

We thought he died in Iraq.

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