Baker's Man Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 75 min
- 43 Views
Oh! Where's the community
service event at?
I'd love to come check it out.
Why are you ringing
the doorbell like a maniac?
Oh, what is up, buff bagwell?
You know, actually,
taking steroids
- makes your pee-pee small.
- Oh, does it?
- Oh!
- Did you feel that?
Feisty.
Hey, why have you not been
answering my calls today?
Oh, man, sorry about that.
I've been busy all day
on the phone with the board
going over evaluations.
Hmm. Actually,
I've been meaning
to talk to you about this.
I've been cooking up some really
good brownies in my basement.
Marijuana doesn't count.
Fine.
Anyways, I'm throwing a party of
all parties tonight, my friend.
- And you, my friend, need to go, so let's go.
- No, that's not gonna happen.
I'm super tired.
Been working all day.
Where you going?
Ah! Yeah, right.
I'm not wearing this.
What are you talking about?
That's perfect.
You're 32 years old.
You look 45,
- so, this will help. -First
of all, -i don't look 45.
- This looks like I'm 14. -No,
it doesn't look like you're 14.
It looks like you're awesome,
that's what it looks like.
- I'll try them on.
- Come on, let's go.
- I'll try it one time.
- Okay, let's go.
Come on! Let's go!
I'm serious.
It's gonna be fun.
Hey, how do I get
one of these...
Don't touch my trophies.
I heard that.
I heard that again.
Wow.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, hey.
Hi. Hey, how you doing?
Um, stop acting like a douche.
Dude, I know how to talk
to the ladies.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Writing your number
on $100 bills,
it might work in L.A.,
but it doesn't work here.
Well, it might work here,
but I don't understand,
why is this so hard
for you right now?
Seriously.
I mean, you got Cori
all the way to the altar.
I'm sorry.
That was a low blow.
Dude, I don't even
wanna be here.
The only reason I'm out
is because you dragged me out.
I was having a good time
watching Steve Harvey
on "family feud."
Why you gotta... why you gotta
talk about "family feud"
in a club, man?
See what hap...
I wanna grab a minute with you.
Yeah.
Give me one second.
Just... don't do
anything stupid.
Ladies!
Nick, where you at, man?
I told you I'd make
you money tonight.
What did I say?
Unbelievable.
The place is packed.
- Right?
- It's wall to wall in here.
Hey, when Nick says jump,
people say "how high."
How long, how far, how fast?
I have no idea
what any of that meant,
- but it sounded good coming out.
- Doesn't matter.
Just keep it up, brother,
whatever it is you're doing.
Hey, how does she happen
to be everywhere we are?
Everyone comes to Nick's parties.
Look around!
The last time we saw each other,
we didn't exactly end
on good terms, man.
Did he come too fast?
No, man!
We had an argument
in the restaurant.
She kinda stormed out.
Okay, well, I don't want you
talking about anything
business related
or what happened yesterday
or last week or five years
ago, just have fun.
I just want you to have fun.
Well, I mean, if I'm still
up for the Grant,
it could be a major
accomplishment.
Let's go talk to her.
Oh, hello, ladies.
Hi.
Um, good to see you again,
Mr. Stevens.
- It's Cole. -No, it's
like boiling in here.
No, my middle name, it's Cole.
Oh, Thomas Cole Stevens.
Sexy.
You look amazing, by the way.
Thank you.
You look pretty good yourself.
It's a new look.
It works.
My stylist here took care of me.
Well, you know, I'm not
just a pretty face.
I... I actually
do it all.
Yes, he does.
Let's go back to my place.
Ah, actually,
I'm going home
with a lady tonight, so...
- Well, you know what?
- Hmm?
I can love you
better than she can
- Actually...
- Hmm?
Three's not a crowd
in my playbook.
You're so bad.
It's so good.
- Ooh, shall we?
- Mmm.
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
Ooh.
- Mmm.
- Hey.
I have to get to the bakery.
No.
But I'd love to see you
again tonight.
Okay.
How about dinner, my place?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Mm-mm-mm.
Alyssa, there's something
I need to tell you.
The foundation's been
looking at your finances
and, I mean, we see
you're making money,
but you're behind on your rent.
Oh, I mean, a little bit
behind, but, it's okay.
Why have you stopped giving
to the community this year?
Is this what we're gonna talk
about first thing in the morning?
I mean, is it me that you want,
or the bakery?
Ahem...
I'm sorry, but i...
I just need to know
these things though.
Well, if you wanna
talk about business,
come to the bakery.
Lock the door on your way out.
- Mmm.
- No, we had fun.
It's just... I'm not sure
if it's me that he likes
or the sex is part
of his evaluating process
- for the Grant.
- Hmmm...
Good morning.
- Hi.
- Hey, what can I get you?
- Well, can I get...
- Actually, wait a minute.
Could you just
give us a second, sir?
So, wait a minute, you guys
talked about business during sex?
It's kind of a turn-on.
What are you gonna do
with the money, huh?
What are you gonna do with it?
You're ridiculous.
So wait, how
did business come up?
I was getting ready for work
this morning half naked,
and he just asked me
out of the blue.
- That is weird.
- Right?
Well, maybe he's playing
down the middle
because technically
it is a conflict of interest
for you to be sleeping
with someone from the Grant.
There's nothing like
a little extra benefit.
But, time will tell if something
in the milk isn't white.
- What does that mean? -You know,
like when you have sex with someone.
In the morning it hurts to pee.
That's when you know
when something
in the milk isn't white.
So true.
What can I get you, sir?
Are you in our conversation?
- Uh, I want a cupcake.
- Okay. Here you go.
And next time
I'm charging you double.
- Go.
- I'm sorry.
- Bella.
- What?
Give away one more cupcake,
- it's coming out of your paycheck.
- You know what, baby,
it's all about the comeback.
You give them one, they keep
coming back for a dozen more.
You still haven't
told me how it was.
A lady never tells.
Which is why I'm waiting
for you to open your mouth.
- Girl, you're silly way...
- Hi.
Mm-hmm. Light a
cigarette, work it out.
- What can I get you?
- Work it out.
So, saw you went home
with Alyssa last night.
Don't you think that it's...
I don't know...
A little bit of a conflict
of interest?
Founder of TKS gives Grant
to the girl he's banging?
You know what, I said
that to you last night
and your response was,
"live in the moment."
Yeah, I was talking
about dancing.
How do you know I even
had sex with her?
Oh, come on, man.
Look at... ooh...
Look at the way
she was looking at you.
I mean, if you didn't,
I can totally introduce you
to some guys in the locker room.
- Just put it down here.
- Okay.
She's great, but, she's
definitely hiding something,
so, you know, you don't
not pay rent
unless something underhanded
is going on.
Yeah. Time will tell.
The decision needs to be made
in the next two days.
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