Barbarella
- PG
- Year:
- 1968
- 98 min
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It's a wonder...
...Wonder Woman...
You're so wild and wonderful
'Cause it seems whenever...
...we're together...
...the planets all stand still.
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Barbarella's psychedelia...
...there's a kind of cockle shell
about you.
Barbarella... Bar...Barbarella.
You dazzle me with rainbow
colors...
Fade away the duller shade
of living...
Get me up high...
Teach me to fly...
Electrify...
...above the stratosphere.
Bring your dearness near
Till the dawn comes tumbling down
Don't make a sound.
Every word we need
comes from the sky.
Can't you read my mind
Sayin' love
Don't you give me a cold shoulder
Still I'm dying, girl, to hold you
And make love...
...love...
Barbarella's psychedelia...
...never can a fella name
or clone you...
Barbarella Bar...Barbarella
Stand by for a message
from Dianthus...
...President of Earth and
Rotating Premier of the Sun System.
- Barbarella?
- Mr. President.
- Love!
- Love!
Just a minute.
I'll slip something on.
Don't trouble yourself..
This is an affair of state.
What I must say not only is grave...
It's a secret.
A secret?
Have you ever heard of a young
- Yes.
- Recently en route to the North Star...
...he vanished into
the uncharted regions of Tau Ceti.
But... why is that a secret?
Because Duran Duran is the inventor
of the Positronic Ray.
- It's a weapon.
- Weapon?
to invent a weapon?
How should I know?
The universe has been
pacified for centuries, sir.
As far as we know. Yet we know
nothing of Tau Ceti or its inhabitants.
Could they still be in a primitive
state of neurotic irresponsibility?.
Precisely. And if they learn
from this young scientist...
...the secret of the Positronic Ray...
...they will be able to shatter
the loving union of the universe.
- That might mean archaic insecurity...
- And war.
- You mean selfish competition and...
- I mean war.
- Bloody conflict among entire tribes.
- I don't believe it.
Neither do I.
But we can't take a chance.
- Something must be done.
- Yes. You're the girl who must do it.
- Why me?
- I have no armies or police.
I can't spare the presidential band.
Plus, you're a 5-star Astro-Navigatrix.
Your mission then:
Find Duran Duran...
...and use your incomparable talents
to preserve the security of the stars...
...and our own motherplanet.
How do you read me?
- Straight.
- Here's the one known photo of Duran.
Age 26. Hazel eyes.
I don't think I'll be able
to recognize him, sir.
Now, this is a
portable brainwave detector.
Attention...
Set your atom transmitter at 0-3-5.
- Positive.
- Object in transit.
Object received.
In order to test for Duran Duran's
presence, simply press this contact.
- Light will glow. The alarm will sound.
- It has a built-in tongue box.
Here is something you may need.
- It's a weapon?
- For self-preservation.
We borrowed it from
the Museum of Conflict.
That's my good girl.
One day, Barbarella...
...we must meet in the flesh.
Thankyou. And... Iove!
Love!
Armed... Like a naked savage.
Alpha 7 to Base... Alpha 7 to Base.
We leave the Zone of Solar Attraction
in 7 minutes. Acknowledge.
Base to Alpha 7. Acknowledge.
Prepare for acceleration
into temporal space.
Acceleration into temporal space...
Continuum now beginning.
Alphy, when do we get to
the Tau Ceti gravitational field?
elapses Earth Time.
Right.
- Wake me up in 154 hours.
- Confirmed.
- Good night, Alphy.
- Confirmed.
De-acceleration looks in line...
Barbarella rise and shine.
Prepare to insert nourishment.
End of course in
temporal acceleration in 7 seconds.
Alphy... It's Tau Ceti.
- What's happening?
- Magnetic disturbances.
Magnetic disturbances?
Emergency systems!
All emergency systems
will now operate.
- Our magnetic screens are dead!
- Force of magnetic hurricane is 11.9.
Gyro compass is not, repeat,
not functioning.
- You mean you can't navigate?
- That is correct.
I'll switch it to manual.
What are our chances?
Our present possibilities
of non-destruction...
...are 0.00002 to 10,000.
My number 2 stabilizer
has been damaged.
- Where am I?
- That's what I was going to ask you.
Planet 16 in the system Tau Ceti.
Air density 0.051.
Cool weather with the possibility
of stormy precipitations.
Analysis of the atmosphere:
terrestial with a mild excess of oxygen.
I count 600324 molecules
per cubic millimeter.
Well, at least I'll be able to breathe.
What marvelous little girls! Hi!
Do you speak English?
Parlez-vous franais?
Wait, let me adjust my tongue box.
Must be a Galactic 5 dialect.
But I haven't skied in ages!
But that's Duran Duran's spaceship!
Hi!
Listen, children, this game is amusing,
but it's gone too far.
I don't want to hurt you. I want to know
some things about this spaceship.
Come on, untie me
or I'll call your parents.
That's very sweet, but I...
No!
Help!
Help!
Stop!
Hello!
Thank you!
No!
I can't understand.
Parlez-vous franais?
Are you all right?
I think so... Who are you?
I am Mark Hand, the catchman.
And who are you?
I'm from the Planet Earth. Tell me
what you know of this spaceship.
I know nothing. It was here when I
accepted the job of the catchman.
- Catchman?
- Yes. Children live on icy Weir...
...until they have reached
a serviceable age.
- Serviceable?
- Then I capture them just as you saw.
- I turn them over to the authorities.
- I see.
Thank you.
Ever heard the name Duran Duran?
I know nothing. I live alone on icey
Weir. Such is a catchman's life.
Only in Sogo will you find
the answer to your question.
- Sogo? Is it near?.
- It's just beyond that ice-deck.
Did I see your spacecraft
at the far edge of this lake?
Yes, but I'm afraid it's broken down.
- Magnetic storms ruined my stabilizer.
- Perhaps, I can help.
I'm quite experienced mechanically.
I service and maintain this icecraft.
- If you wish, I'll take you to your ship.
- But there's no wind.
Hold on.
- What a lovely cabin!
- Wind.
I'm so grateful for your help.
How can I ever thank you?
I'm sure my government
would repay you.
If there's anything I can do,
please tell me.
You could let me make love to you.
- Make love?
- Yes.
You don't even know
my psycho-cardiogram.
On earth people don't make love...
...unless their psycho-cardiograms
are in perfect confluence.
You asked me what you could do
for me. And I told you.
All right.
But I don't see what good it will do.
- Do you have any pills?
- Pills?
- Never mind, I have some here.
- What is this pill?
An exaltation transference pill,
of course.
- I know nothing of this.
- I see.
On earth when our psycho-cardiograms
are in harmony for lovemaking...
...we take
an exaltation transference pill.
And remain like this.
Here let me show you.
For one minute or
until full rapport is achieved.
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