Barney's Great Adventure Page #2

Hey, whoa!

Whoops!

CODY:
Get me out of here, Barney.

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Sorry!

Sure you are.

MARCELLA:
That was funny.

Where are your grandparents?

You just missed them.

Well, I'm sure I'll see them soon.

Yeah, but will they see you?

Barney, can you push us on the swing?

I'd be happy to.

Ralph, a little guitar music please.

(GUITAR STRUMMING)

(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

You know this song, so, sing along.

BARNEY AND GIRLS:

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

BARNEY AND GIRLS:

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

(GUITAR STRUMMING)

Whoa! Awesome finish.

Actually, I think it was a flea.

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

Come on, Barney,

we're gonna go play in the attic.

We're pretending it's a castle.

Oh, boy!

ABBY:
I'm gonna be the princess.

MARCELLA:
I'm gonna be the knight.

Aren't you going to play, Cody?

What? Some stupid pretend game?

No way!

Definitely not cool.

Oh.

Well, uh, what do you think is cool?

Rock singers who spit fire,

professional wrestling, real stuff.

Oh, I see.

But, you know, Cody, even for grownups

the real adventures in life start with a dream.

A dream?

Prove it!

Oh, you can only prove it to yourself, Cody.

But you could start, um...

Ah, you could start by wishing on a star.

(SCOFFS) A star? As if.

Stars are only glowing balls of gas

a zillion miles from here.

But I think there is

a very special wishing star in the sky tonight.

And it's right about there.

Whoa!

Want me to make a wish?

I'll make a wish.

I wish, wish...

I wish I could have

a real adventure this summer.

Do things that no one else has done before.

That would be cool.

How's that for a wish, Barney?

Barney?

Barney?

(SIGHS)

Man, I must be losing it.

(DOG WHIMPERING)

(DOG BARKS)

(BARKS)

(GROWLS)

(BARKING)

ABBY:
Come on, Marcella.

Come back here!

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Um, what are you

gonna do on a farm dressed like that?

As little as possible

and try not to get dirt on my new shoes.

Okay?

(HUMMING)

Barney!

Cody!

-BOTH:
Barney!

-Come on, let's go!

Hi there.

You look...

BARNEY:
Oh, thank you, Cody! So do you.

Well, we better

get started having fun right now.

GIRLS:
Yeah! Let's go!

BARNEY AND GIRLS: (SINGING)

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a cow, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "moo-moo" here

and a "moo-moo" there

Here a "moo," there a "moo,"

everywhere a "moo-moo"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Oh, man.

And on his farm he had a goat, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "baa-baa" here, and a "baa-baa" there

Here a "baa," there a "baa,"

everywhere a "baa-baa"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a chicken, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a "cluck, cluck" here

and a "cluck, cluck" there

Here a "cluck,"

there a "cluck," everywhere a "cluck, cluck"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

And on his farm he had a pig, EE-I-EE-I-O

Oh, no!

(PIGS GRUNTING)

With a "oink oink" here

and a "oink oink" there

Here a "oink,"

there a "oink," everywhere a "oink oink"

Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O

Get out of here! Go!

(METAL CLANKING)

Whoa!

In here.

Oh, oh, oh.

What's going on?

(METAL CLANKING)

(BARNEY WHIMPERING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

ABBY:
It looks like some sort of egg.

It's too big to come from the chickens.

Maybe it was a big giant chicken.

Or not. What?

ALL:
Wow!

ABBY:
Look at the colors!

It's glowing!

Wow!

-How is it doing that?

-That's amazing!

-Awesome!

-ABBY:
Wow!

Whoa!

It's huge.

Wow! Look at the pink.

Well, what kind of egg is it?

I don't know, but it looks okay.

Not any cracks or anything.

Barney, have you ever seen an egg like this?

Um, well...

To tell you the truth, I, uh...

Hey, maybe your grandma would know.

Let's go ask her.

Okay.

Whoa!

Wait for me!

I just, um, oh!

Hello! My name is Baby Bop,

and I'm looking for my blankie.

It's lost. Have you seen it?

It's this big, and

it's really, really soft and it's yellow.

Do you know where my blankie is?

Oh, oh, you do?

Oh, where is it?

(GIGGLES)

It's this way?

Oh, oh! This way?

Are you sure?

Okay, thank you very much.

Oh, bye-bye.

I got to find that blankie.

Wait till Grandma sees this!

Wait till Grandma sees this.

(BABY CRYING)

Oh, the baby! I better go up and check on him.

(HUMMING)

Grandma, Grandpa!

Cody found an egg in the barn.

Yes, of course, we have lots of eggs.

But this is not a chicken egg.

It isn't?

Let's see it.

Well, Barney has it.

Right, where's Barney?

I'll go find out.

Make sure they don't go anywhere.

You have to see this egg.

Yes, of course, dear.

Yes, it's really big, and it has colors and...

Well, that doesn't

sound like one of our chicken eggs.

BOTH:
It isn't!

Well, in that case, you'd

better talk to our neighbor, Mildred Goldfinch.

-The bird lady?

-GRANDMA:
Yes.

What bird lady?

Oh, she'd love to see you, I bet.

We met her last year, she's terrific.

She's a bird watcher, dear,

and I think she

knows everything about eggs and birds.

Why don't you children go on over there?

-Yeah, come on.

-Great, let's go!

I will get this old wet diaper off of you,

and you'll feel much better.

(BABY COOS)

What? You're tired of the same old look?

BARNEY:
Well, I think I can help with that.

(SINGING) If you're happy

and you know it, clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it

clap your hands

That's it!

If you're happy and you know it

then your face will surely show it

If you're happy and you know it

clap your hands

You look terrific.

Very dashing.

You like your hat?

(SCOFFS)

So, there you are.

Where'd you go?

Oh, I heard Fig crying,

so, I came up to check...

Never mind.

I'm taking you to

see my grandparents right now.

Oh, good.

Bye, Fig!

Oh, Grandma will be in in a second. Okay?

Hey, wait for me!

We'll be needing this.

-Where are you going?

-Oh, hi!

To take the egg to Miss Goldfinch.

-Hurry up.

-Wait!

I want Grandma

and Grandpa to see him right now.

-Grandma!

-Whoa!

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Come along, Agnes.

MARCELLA:
Do we have much further to go?

I don't think so.

I don't remember it looking like this last year.

(BIRDS CAWING)

(HORSE NEIGHING)

MARCELLA:
Maybe we're lost.

ABBY:
Barney?

-Barney?

-Barney?

Look what I found.

That way.

There is no "that way."

BARNEY:
Oh, I think there is.

(ALL WHIMPERING)

No.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

A beautiful house.

ALL:
Awesome!

Jumping jay birds,

looks like we have company calling.

Hello!

I remember you.

You're Abby.

And you're Tody.

-Cody.

-(GIRLS GIGGLING)

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