Beethoven's 3rd Page #7

Stop babbling and let me

think. Think about what?

We are going to jail!

Panicking is not allowed!

Tommy, you said nobody

was gonna get hurt!

Well, no one has been hurt,

so shut up!

- No, no, you shut up!

- No, you shut up!

- You shut up!

- No, you shut up!

- You shut up!

- You first! You shut up!

La-la-la, can't hear you.

Can't listen to you.

You know, you're gonna get

in a lot of trouble for this.

- Yeah.

- Okay, might as well go Code Three.

Go ahead, floor it.

Stop this,

or I'm telling your mom!

Stop it now!

I'm gonna... be taking...

a nice little nap.

When we catch up, are you gonna

shoot out the tires or something?

You watch too much television.

We can't risk hurting the girl.

What should I do?

Get up ahead of'em

and slam on the brakes.

What?

Stop! You're going too fast!

You're gonna crash us!

You should've thought of that

before you tried to stow away.

And before you tried to steal the

operating system from me, little girl!

Or should I say...

"secret agent"?

Beethoven, he's crazy!

William!

Will...

Ah. Toro!

Toro, come on. Come on.

Come on. You want some of this.

Go get him, Beethoven!

Come on!

Stop it! He's hot!

You want a piece of me?

William, get out here!

William, get out here!

God, we're moving. William!

We're gonna crash!

Get... Stay down!

Beethoven, get up!

Beethoven!

Beethoven, please... sit!

No! No! Stand! No!

Oh, my God!

No, don't sit!

Good boy!

Whoa!

- Sara!

- Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

Honey, I'm so sorry

we didn't believe you.

Beethoven saved me,

Daddy. Yes, he did. He did.

Hey, she's okay.

Beethoven,

I was wrong about you.

You are a hero.

Oh, honey, I love you.

Hang around.

You're under arrest.

I want a large black coffee...

and two sugars.

And can you make it fast?

You will not arrest me. You will

give us only a parking ticket.

You are getting sleepy.

Lock him up, tight.

Sleepy. You are sleepy.

You are all sleepy.

Watch your head.

What did they want with us?

This. It's got a stolen

computer code on it.

It's a shame.

This was a good movie.

Don Knotts gave

the performance of his career.

You know he put on weight

for that role? He did?

I saw it once at a drive-in

when I was a kid.

My dad took us across country

in an RV once.

Not as nice as

your dad's rig, though.

Mr. Newton...

you think you can avoid

borrowing any more squad cars?

- I think so.

- Have a nice trip.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, come on, guys.

Let's go.

We're almost there.

Come on, guys, cheer up. At least we

got to spend two weeks with Beethoven.

It's not like we're

never gonna see him again.

Hey, this will give us a good excuse

to visit Uncle George and Aunt Alice.

Right?

Throw it!

I didn't buy it, either. Okay, let's fnd

George and Alice and get this over with.

Come on, honey.

Richard! Richard!

Beth, hey!

Uncle Morrie!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Ah, you look good. You look

good, Richard. Hey, you too.

Hey, wear this. Give me

a little hug there.

Ahhh. And the kids... Look at

the kids. I can't believe it.

Five years, and look at you

guys. You're all grown up.

Hey, have George and Alice

and the kids arrived yet?

Oh, I gotta tell you

about that.

Georgie called and said he's no gonna

be able to make it to the reunion.

- They're not coming?

- No. They had a problem in "Bratisloba. "

Somewhere.

Business-wise.

And they're gonna have to extend

their visit for at least another year.

What?

And so he asked me to ask

you if you wouldn't mind...

taking care of the dog

until they get back.

He said he'd pay

for everything.

George?

My brother said this?

Said he'd pay

for everything.

We'd be happy

to take care of Beethoven.

Good. Happy to hear you say

that. Uh, something else.

You remember your cousins,

uh, Ted and Sally?

Sure. They live an hour away

from us in Colorado Springs.

They had to leave in a big hurry.

I mean, the hot dogs weren't...

- Really?

- Anyway, since you're going to be passing their house,

they thought maybe you could

drop something off for them.

Sure we can. Wait. What is it?

Tiny! Baron!

Cool!

No. No, no.

No, no, no.

It's okay.

It'll be great for you.

You're doing great.

No, I'm not.

# On the road again #

# Just can't wait

to get on the road again #

# I found love is making

music with my friends #

# And I can't wait

to get on the road again #

# On the road again #

# Going places

that I've never been #

# Seeing things that

I may never see again #

# And I can't wait

to get on the road again #

# On the road again

Like a band of gypsies... #

You live in Denver? You're

kidding? What school do you go to?

Ridgecrest High.

You too? No way. Really?

# And our way

is on the road again #

Is your little sister

videotaping us?

- Sara!

- I gotta document everything!

# I found love is making

music with my friends... #

Beethoven, not the toilet!

Sara!

Get away, Sara!

# On the road again... #

Here, Brennan.

Yeah, like this.

Wait a minute.

Don't break things. Stop.

Wait a minute.

Oh, my God.

How come everybody's

hitting me?

Beethoven, help me!

Help me!

I'm recording this.

Honey, this is great.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm not cleaning this up!

You better control yourselves!

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