Beethoven's 4th Page #3
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- Year:
- 2001
- 93 min
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##I'm your new best friend ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
- ## Caviar-flavored biscuits ##
- No. Wait. No.
##I never had it good as this ##
##I'm a new dog, old tricks ##
- ##Hey, if you think
you're gonna get me ##
- ## To heel for you, don't bother ##
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- ## You'll be slippin'and slidin' and swimmin'knee deep ##
- Ow!
- ##In slobber ##
- Whoa!
## There's a new pooch
on the block ##
- ##I'll show you who'll be top dog ##
- Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
##Eat, sleep, bark, sit ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
##No more fleas
No more ticks ##
## Chasing balls
##I'm your new best friend ##
##New dog, old tricks ##
## Caviar-flavored biscuits ##
##Never had it good as this ##
##I'm a new dog
Old tricks ####
This means war.
Reg, can you just put
that thing away for once?
- Just e-mailing ahead to make
sure the pro's ready. - Dad!
Oh, Maddy, Simmons has taken
Michelangelo to the groomers.
But your feng shui instructor
will be here soon.
But, Mom, Dad said he would
roller-blade with me today.
Oh, honey, she's right.
What the heck is that?
Oh. Thanks, honey.
Duh.
- Reg, what are you doing? - I was
gonna go roller-blading with Maddy.
No, we're playing tennis.
Madison has a very full schedule,
just like we do.
Sweetheart, don't forget.
Your Taiwanese Slap Fighting instructor
will be here at 4:00. Be good. Bye!
He was pretty nice
about it, actually.
Yeah. He just didn't want
to give me my money.
You know what? No math grade
is worth this humiliation.
I quit.
You're on your own.
- Hi. Am I too late for class?
- Uh, you just, um...
uh... um... uh...
Uh, you... uh...
- You just missed it.
- Darn.
Well, is it every week?
Yeah. You can
sign up over there.
Okay, great.
Thanks.
I guess I'll see you
next weekend.
Great dog.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Too bad you won't be there.
What are you talking about?
I love dog training school.
We gotta practice
a lot next week.
That way Beethoven
doesn't do anything stupid.
Speaking of stupid,
Shut up.
- No, you shut up.
- No, you shut up.
Ah, here we are,
Michelangelo.
Time for your lovely bath.
Good boy. Out you come.
Time for your
beauty treatment.
Ah, Guillermo. Thank you so much
for meeting me halfway.
and no time to do them in.
Is no problem, Simmons.
I do anything for you,
- Yes. Oh, you're so brave
and big and strong.
Ca va.
You know what you
should do? You...
Just the premium wash and wax.
No air freshener.
Is parfum,
not air freshener.
I'm sorry.
I get a little defensive.
It's my own formula.
I call it "CK9."
Get it? "Canine"?
I get it for you. You smell yourself.
Here, hold a minute.
- Ooh!
- Don't... Don't make a sound.
- Give me the leash.
- Oh, my word. Is this a robbery?
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Come on.
Come on, pooch.
Okay, I have two...
Oh, mon Dieu!
Simmons, what has happened to you?
That rotten scoundrel,
he's stolen Michelangelo.
Michelangelo!
- Run!
- No, come back! No! Come back!
Come back, you stupid...
Come here! Come here!
I'll bet you this is part of
the problem. His collar's too tight.
No, really?
Mustard and onions with relish,
mustard and onions...
Beethoven!
- Come back, Beethoven!
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Stop, dog, stop!
Beethoven!
Get back here. Oh, boy!
Oh, my goodness.
Come back! Come back!
Beethoven!
Ooh, where'd he go?
Wait!
Hmm, what's this?
You idiot.
Come back! Come back!
Beethoven!
Whoa!
Michelangelo!
Michelangelo, stop!
Michelangelo!
Stop that!
Give up those links, boy.
- Your cholesterol
will go through the roof.
What has got into you?
You're being a very naughty boy.
Come along.
Come along.
Michelangelo,
when I get you home,
you are grounded.
- Beethoven!
- He's gotta be around here somewhere.
Beethoven, where are you?
Beethoven!
Come on, boy.
Beethoven, don't you
ever do that again.
Michelangelo, that was a stinker.
Oh!
Egads.
Whoo! Michelangelo, pee-yew!
Smelly!
I told you not to eat
those hot dogs.
Now you smell
like beef byproducts.
Appetizer, sir?
Vittles?
Come along. Come along.
Come along.
Yum.
Hello? Michelangelo.
Michelangelo!
You daydreaming?
Come along.
Whew! Goodness me.
What's gotten into you?
You're not yourself at all.
Come along.
You can just sit there
and use this 15 minutes' time-out...
utterly reprehensible...
your behavior was today.
I'm going to go upstairs, change my
trousers, get all this doggy grease off me.
Beefy breath!
And I'm cancelling
your massage.
No! Not on the floor!
Come on, Beethoven.
- Did you see what he just did?
- No.
- Mmm!
- Looks great, Dad.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Oh, no, you don't.
- He just picked up my napkin.
- I told you he was smart.
He folded your napkin.
That's beyond smart.
It's weird.
You know what's really weird?
I don't think
he's drooling anymore.
That's weird.
- Is it Thanksgiving?
- Of course not, Maddy. Why?
Because we're all
eating together.
Maddy, that's a good one.
But, you know,
I think inappropriate.
Say you're sorry, honey.
Sorry, Mom.
I just thought it would be nice for us all
to have a typical Sedgefood family meal.
Oh, Reg, did I tell you
that fur company we picketed closed?
Mm-hmm. I know.
We owned it.
How could we?
It's against everything we believe in.
We just acquired it
a few years ago.
I could have had free furs
all this time, and you never told me?
- Martha, you're against fur.
- Yeah, now, but I didn't used to be!
De-fatted, unsalted,
cholesterol-free,
organic porcine pot roast.
Was it free-range?
It was a pig, ma'am.
I'm not sure how far
they'd actually go...
if they were given
free range.
Maybe just the semolina,
faux meat patty, then, Simmons.
- As you wish, ma'am.
- Oops.
Sorry.
Michelangelo, would you be so kind
as to get that napkin?
Michelangelo.
Michelangelo, no.
Get back! Get back!
Ohh!
Oh! Simmons!
That wasn't the Bella, was it?
My God. That's gonna leave a mark.
Okay.
One foot in front of the other.
There we go.
Steady up.
Just don't stand there,
Simmons, for heaven's sake!
Get the pot roast away from him!
He'll break out in hives!
Hmm.
Michelangelo?
I was having a bad dream.
Did I wake you?
Hey, want to come
sleep with me?
Come on.
Come on. Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see who's done
their homework.
How about my little obstacle course
buddy? Drop the leash, son.
Um, I-I don't think that's
such a good idea, sir.
Last week, due to circumstances
beyond my control,
I was unable to tell you all
the commands you will be learning...
- in this class.
- Brennan!
Commands such as "sit,"
"down,"
"come"...
and, of course, "heel. "
And, therefore, in order
to test your dog's skills,
my wife, Florence Rutledge,
has lovingly designed...
the obstacle course,
which represents
real-life situations...
you and your canine
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