Beethoven's 4th Page #4
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- Year:
- 2001
- 93 min
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might actually encounter...
in real life.
The tunnel, one of
the more difficult trials,
which only 1 in 100 untrained dogs
can successfully negotiate.
The "A"frame, perhaps a dangerous
sand dune at the beach...
on a busy summer day,
kids screaming everywhere!
Can you trust your canine
not to bolt into the crowd...
and make off with
a three-year-old kid for lunch?
The double jump,
perhaps...
your neighbor's hedge,
...over which your dog
might have to hurtle...
to save you from a...
eh... cat.
It's happened before.
The teeter, a lot like...
well, I'm not sure
about that one,
but Florence like teeters,
so she put it in.
And, of course,
the suspended foam donut.
Absolutely impossible for amateurs
to negotiate without proper training.
So don't even try it.
Yes, people, it's not
going to happen overnight.
But with a lot
of hard work and patience,
even a dog who's two bones short
of a stew will learn to obey.
And before this class
is over, big guy,
you will be trained
so well...
that you will execute
each and every obstacle...
as if it were
a walk in the park.
I promise you that.
Dismissed!
Ladies, your attention,
please, to the podium.
Thank you.
Ladies,
you are invited here today...
because you've all
been in the forefront...
in your concern
for the environment...
and your willingness to embrace
new methods of conservation.
The idea of drinking toilet water
is a new one, to be sure,
but it's the wave
of the future!
Hey!
Come on, ladies.
Don't be shy.
- Bottoms up, so to speak!
- Here we go!
Ahh!
- I can do this.
- Lauren, you want to go play in my room?
- I got ya!
- Whoa!
Stop! Stop!
- Michelangelo!
- You're coming with me!
What are you doing?
Stop! Stop it!
What are you doing?
Aaah!
Heel!
Michelangelo, stop!
Whoa-oa-oa!
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, dear, madam.
You're all wet.
Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Michelangelo! Sit! Stay!
Heel! Oh, crikey.
Oh... my... God!
He's having
an anxiety attack!
Come here. Got ya.
Now, that went well,
didn't it? Idiot!
Oh, shut up.
Haven't you done enough?
Come along. Goodness.
You have no idea
how traumatic it was, Doctor.
it dredged up.
I just had a flash.
Do you think I had issues with
potty training when I was a child?
Mrs. Sedgwick,
would you please sit up?
This is Michelangelo's
appointment.
Oh!
Of course.
I see there's a lot
of hostility today.
That's just it, Doctor.
All that hostility, all that acting out.
It's all so sudden.
Where is it coming from?
- Do you want to know what I think?
- Of course.
I think Michelangelo
is reacting to a lack of affection.
Well, that's ridiculous.
I'm fairly sure my daughter
gives him affection.
- You're fairly sure?
- Well, I've seen them together.
Mrs. Sedgwick, do you give Michelangelo
affection? Physical affection.
I try to give him
his space.
What about your daughter?
- Well, I-I told you, I'm fairly sure...
- No, no.
I mean, do you give
your daughter affection?
Dr. Brothers,
as you pointed out,
this is Michelangelo's
appointment, not mine.
Mrs. Sedgwick, I think the problem
is deeper than Michelangelo.
to exhibit symptoms.
- What are you writing now?
- Notes from my new book.
When you people fell out of the stupid
tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
Heel.
Good boy.
Sit.
Brennan, look!
Can you believe this?
I don't know what it is. I mean, my dog
just can't seem to learn anything.
I wish he was more
like Beethoven.
Well, it didn't just
happen overnight, you know.
Um, you just, you know,
gotta keep at it,
and eventually it'll
all come together.
You just gotta, um,
be patient, mostly, and a lot
of hard work and stuff.
Thanks.
- Well, I gotta go.
- I-I gotta go too.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- Bye. Okay.
- I guess I'll see you later, then.
It's just incredible,
that's all.
I mean, top student
in the class.
A beautiful girl
likes me.
It just doesn't work
that way in high school.
Brennan, are you
worried about Beethoven?
Oh, yeah. Real worried. I'm worried that
he's gonna turn me into such a babe magnet,
I won't have time
to eat or sleep.
Brennan, I mean it.
Beethoven's not the same dog
he used to be.
What are you talking about?
I mean, all our problems are over.
Beethoven's finally
learning how to obey.
Mom's cooled off about
sending him off to some farm.
Hey, my math grades are better
than they've ever been.
- Brennan, I mean it.
- I think he's totally fine, okay?
Come on.
Oh, no.
Phoebe again.
Go on, do your stuff, boy.
Beethoven!
Where are you going? Come on!
Run!
- Beethoven!
- Run, Sara, run!
- Beethoven!
- Get back here, you weenie!
Beethoven, I know I haven't
always been your biggest fan,
but I can see you're
working hard to fit in.
Honey, do you think
he's okay?
Are you kidding?
If anybody's okay around here,
it's Beethoven.
I mean, he's not making a mess.
He's not chasing the mailman.
He's not even drooling.
Sure, 'cause all he does
is lie around all day.
Well, then I guess
he's just civilized.
No! No, see, that's no good.
I need him to do something.
- Like what?
- I don't know.
Anything.
I need his inspiration.
Come on, boy.
Pee on the rug.
Just like old times.
Pee on the rug.
- Richard!
- Look, I'm counting on him...
to give me some ideas
for this new pet card thing.
I'm dying out there, honey.
Come on, boy. Come on!
Come on, boy, jump on the couch.
Rip up a pillow!
Martha, I just don't see
what the problem is.
- He attacked your personal trainer this morning.
- That's fine with me.
The man was making me
do leg lifts.
I'm sorry. I just don't
see how this concerns us.
I mean, can't the staff
handle this?
This isn't about the staff.
It's about the family.
- Well, then I think Madison should be here.
- You're absolutely right.
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- Oh. Come in, honey.
I would think you'd want to protect
your investment, if nothing else.
Michelangelo doesn't
show anymore,
putting him out to...
S- T-U-D.
Besides, if you recall, we
originally bought him as a family pet.
All right.
What did Dr. Brothers
think that we should do?
We have to bring out
Michelangelo's inner puppy.
- Oh, good night, nurse.
- Oh, Reg!
All right, fine.
How?
Cavort.
- Excuse me?
- Run.
Play.
Throw old tennis balls.
with their real pets.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it, boy?
- I don't know how to cavort.
- Well, I don't either. It's pathetic, isn't it?
He wants to teach you how to play.
Here, Dad. Catch.
- Bye, Dad.
- Ham and cheese, pickle on the side.
- Bye, Dad.
- Mustard only, lettuce and avocado,
sliced apple,
three cookies, Jell-O,
string cheese, spoon, napkin
and a blue ice block.
You got it.
Well,
I guess
I'll go to work.
Okay.
- All right.
- See ya.
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