Beethoven's 4th Page #5
- G
- Year:
- 2001
- 93 min
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Oh. Uh,
bye, Beethoven.
Ah!
I knew it.
in a million years,
but she misses the slobbering
old Beethoven too.
Well, guess what, buddy.
He's coming back.
Just like Mama
used to make! Yeah!
Mr. Newton?
Are-Are you okay?
Sorry I brought
the Book Club!
Come on. Come on.
Ohh.
Ahh, a fragrant bouquet.
Yeah.
It's subtle, yet brazen.
Richard,
what are you doing?
Nothing. Why?
One, two, three.
Hit the deck!
Ahh, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, no, you don't!
Come back!
Wow, Mom. I didn't know
you knew how to cook bacon.
Well, I'm sad to say there's
a lot about me you don't know.
Anyway,
it's not real bacon.
Really?
'Cause...
boy, it sure... it sure
tastes like the real stuff.
Oh! I thought
the three of us...
could take Michelangelo and try out
the trail by the reservoir.
- Cool. Okay.
- That would be cool.
Okay. I'll have Simmons
bring the car around.
I am here, sir.
Oh.
Nice job, Simmons.
Simmons,
bring the car around.
It would make my day, sir.
Nigel, it's me.
Me, you idiot.
Listen to me.
They're going hiking...
with the dog
at the reservoir.
No, not biking.
Hiking.
Yes. The dog.
Meet me at the reservoir.
Yes, right now, idiot.
I didn't want to dirty
any glasses.
Oh. Huh.
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
Guys, wait.
Honey, sit down here.
Beethoven and I have
something to show you.
- Say good-bye.
- What?
Go on.
Tell Beethoven good-bye.
Good-bye.
Ugh!
- Eww! I thought he was over that!
- Me too.
Slobber, drool everywhere.
Isn't it great?
Yeah, ask me again
when I dry off.
We were so close!
So close?
What do you mean?
Well, we didn't want to tell you
till it was over, but...
We've been taking Beethoven
to obedience school.
- What?
- Yeah.
Well, that explains
a few things.
Yeah. But why?
Why would you...
Because we wanted
to keep him.
And we figured if he was acting
better, then maybe we could.
Well, you did
a good job.
Yeah. Almost too good.
So, can we keep him?
Oh...
Okay, he can stay.
- Yes!
- All right!
Thanks, Mom!
Guess what.
- Beethoven's valedictorian of his class.
- No kidding?
Whoa!
Hey, where'd he go?
- He's drinking from the toilet!
- Oh!
He's downing
the whole bowl!
Keep drinking, boy.
Brennan, go get Beethoven
out of the bathroom.
Right.
- That's weird.
- Yeah.
Whew!
All right. Come on.
There.
Look at him mark the trail, huh, Martha?
Those were the days.
You know, when I was a kid, my dad
took us all out west in a land yacht.
- What's that?
- A motor home.
- That sounds like fun.
- Oh, it was great fun.
How about you, boy?
Huh?
You've never been on vacation
in a motor home, have you?
Whoa!
Sir, I don't know if you saw the signs
back there, but it clearly said...
Get in the car! Get in the car!
Put on your seat belt!
Let's go! Go!
- Daddy!
- That's horrible!
- Stop it!
- He's got Michelangelo!
Yes, it is part of the F.B.I. internship
program. Look it up in the manual.
Now, listen. Two buttermilk,
two chocolate with rainbow sprinkles,
fourjelly-filled,
and go to Krispy Kreme.
We get a discount there.
Put the box in my car.
Yeah, with two coffees.
No sugar.
Uh, the car is registered
to someone named "Niggel Bigelow. "
Nigel. The car is registered
to Nigel Bye-jelow.
It's Nigel Bigelow.
Right.
Whatever.
Didn't even bother to remove
the plates from the vehicle.
That's pretty sloppy.
Now, the local cops have
The problem is that he knows that we
made him, since he abandoned his vehicle.
So chances are that
he returns there are pretty slim.
- All we can do is sit and wait.
- I, um...
I hate to mention this
under the circumstances, sir,
but, uh, I do have
that doctor's appointment.
Oh, absolutely, Simmons.
You've done enough
for one day.
Uh, I mean, if that's
all right with you guys.
Yeah, sure, sure.
It's best to keep to a normal routine.
We don't think that Bigelow
has an accomplice,
but he could be
watching the house.
Very good, sir.
And, um,
thank you, sir.
Oh.
Here you are,
Miss Madison.
Well, cheerio.
Back! Back, dog! Back! Nice dog!
Back in your room. Back in your room.
Don't... Get... Don't... Get...
Don't... Don't... Don't...
Get back in the room!
Well, Nigel,
I see you have a firm command
of the situation, as usual.
You lied. You said
he weren't a killer.
He's not a killer.
You are an oaf.
- Yeah, whatever. Just get rid of him.
- Come on, Michelangelo.
And-And make sure you lock the door!
What are you doing with a chicken?
Oh, have I told you
how much I...
loathe giving you your kibble
morning, noon and night?
No?
Well, let me show you.
Lunch...
is served, sir.
Well,
that wasn't too
difficult, was it?
You can come down now, Nigel.
The killer doggie is safely put away.
Yeah, well, that's okay for you,
but the bathroom's in there,
and eventually, I'll have to use it.
Now listen to me.
If we can get through all this without
you leaping atop the furniture...
every time the dog decides
to behave like a dog,
then you can go to the bathroom on
the afternoon flight to Rio deJaneiro.
Why?
Oh, right. Yeah. Because we're
going to Brazil this afternoon.
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
I packed my maracas. I can use...
Shut up and read this.
It's your lines.
Glasses.
Oh, come on.
It wasn't me.
It was the whoopie.
Phone.
Hello?
- Hello?
- Speak clearly.
- Ransom note.
- The puppy, you twit!
I have your dog.
Put 250,000
behind the statue
No police. You have
till 4:
;00 "pumm"today.P.M., you twit!
4:
00 p. m., you twit.250,000 what?
- 250,000 dollars.
- Dollars?
- Dollars.
- By 4:
00?And make it all
in unmarked...
twenty-dollar bills.
- I don't know if I can do that.
- If you ever want to see that mutt again,
you'll do exactly
what I say.
No police.
No mistakes.
You put him on the phone.
I want to talk to him.
- He's okay.
- All right. Just don't hurt him.
- Did you just...
- No. No, I didn't.
It was the dog.
4:
00 p. m.You idiot.
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to the bank.
Hah!
I told him, didn't I?
Oh, yes.
You were superb.
Now, I have to leave.
Listen to me.
Are you listening
to me?
Yeah, I think.
Don't... let...
him... out.
Who?
The dog!
I got it. The dog.
I got it. Don't worry.
Don't worry.
He's not going anywhere.
- Look at him. He's so handsome.
- Yeah.
- Now I know why Brennan was so gung ho about this.
- Yeah, she's cute.
I wonder if she's the one
who's been doing his math homework.
Hey, how 'bout this?
"Dear master.
It's our anniversary.
I see you've raised your cup.
So I drink
a toast to us,
and will never leave
the seat up. "
- Be careful, honey.
- Yeah.
Is he gonna be all right?
He's gonna be all right, isn't he?
Tell me he's going
to be all right.
- Uh, congratulations.
- All right.
Thank you.
Come on.
Take a bite of this one.
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