Behind the Scenes on 'The Blair Witch Project' Page #4

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Give me the map.

The map is in my

pocket. Wait a second.

God damn !

If we keep our heads

together, we'll be just fine.

F***ing bullshit!

Mike, chill.

Just relax, Mike.

Don't f***ing tell

me to relax!

Let's just sit down,

and check the map. . .

Yes. Let's do that, please.

Are you happy?

I'm not happy, no.

But the car isn't far. But we

can't find it in the dark.

Are you absolutely sure?

Yes. I'm so sorry. We can still

get the DAT back tomorrow.

We have to. . .

We will get the

DAT back on time.

And the camera.

We'll get it all

back tomorrow.

I start work tomorrow at nine.

I know.

It's fine. Let's go to sleep.

Let's just f***ing camp, okay?

I wanna tape it from

inside the tent.

Whatever it is, it sounds the

same as last night.

Where's my boots? F***, it's cold. . .

Hello?

Sh*t, it's f***ing freezing. . .

. . .there.

What?

I hear it.

I don't hear sh*t.

You hear that?

Sh*t. . .

Hello?

I think it's just a deer.

-Could be deer, I guess.

-It's just a deer.

I don't think so, man.

Sounds just like last night.

It's all around us.

It's gotta be just a deer.

It was a deer, man.

It wasn't like last night.

You say something?

Yes! F***ing listen ! Let's

get it on DAT. . . be quiet. . .

Okay, it's on.

Jesus Christ! What the

f*** was that?

It's not scared by our yelling.

Sounds like footsteps.

I know! It's a f***ing person !

I don't see sh*t on video.

We'll just use DAT, right?

But I'm staying out.

You stay out here with me.

I am. I am.

What time is it? Anywhere

near morning?

Let me see. . .

Tell me it's five

O'clock or something.

Three.

F***!

Bullshit. This is

f***ing crazy.

I'm sorry, Mike. We should

be home already.

This has got nothing to do. . .

. . .with what we're here for.

This is just it's bullshit.

Woke up this morning,

two seconds ago. . .

. . .and there are piles of

rocks outside our tent.

There are three, actually.

Are you positive those

weren't there last night?

I am f***ing positive

they weren't here!

How could we have

just camped. . .

. . . between three piles of rocks

just by coincidence?

You don't think this is strange?

It is f***ing weird, but

I really don't care. . .

. . . because all I want to do

is get to the goddam car.

Whatever it is,

man, right now. . .

. . .we have to get back to the car.

They obviously don't want us

Here, so let's get out.

We have to get the DAT back.

-That's what I mean.

-Okay, let's go.

Let's pack our sh*t up

and just walk.

Can we just walk?

Yes, we're out of here.

Okay, cool.

But we're leaving just

when it's all happening.

Put the f***ing camera down.

Let's pack up the tent.

-Let's get out of the woods.

-Okay, hang on.

Come on !

No, I'm not scared!

I'm just tired and hungry. . .

I'm just f***ing done, man.

All right.

Did you take it?

No, I didn't take the f***ing map.

I'm not playing head games.

You're the one playing

head games.

But I'm not.

I don't have it. We have to go.

I'm serious, I don't have it.

Are you f***ing serious?

F***ing serious. I don't have it.

Heather, that is not so cool, man.

I know it's not cool!

It's the f***ing least

responsible thing. . .

. . .you could have done, man.

I know that.

You really don't have it?

One of you must have the map.

No, I don't have the map.

We gave it back to you. . .

. . .after map check yesterday.

I always keep it in the

same place. . .

. . .and if it's not there,

one of you must have it.

I did not get the goddam map

out of your f***ing pants, man.

Well, I don't have it!

Look, why would I take it?

I just wanna get out

of here, man.

Me too.

Let's go!

No, you wanna stay and

film rocks, look around. . .

Let's go!

. .you wanna film this and that. . .

Which way?

That way.

We're in the

middle of the woods!

We can walk any way!

This way! Because we've

been going this way all day.

We're going this way!

We gotta find something!

I gave you back the map!

I gave you the map.

I gave you back the map!

-Let's just go.

-We can move as fast as we want. . .

. . . but there's no point if we have

no idea where we're going.

We're following the creek.

Mike seems happy with that.

Would you guys stop it?

We are f***ed, we are done. . .

. . .we are dead, we are f***ed.

I'm staying here. When you

find someone. . .

. . .tell them I'm under the

tree with the vine.

All blame aside. . .

. . .this is really f***ed up.

I know.

We really need to work together.

-I realize that.

-Exactly. Exactly.

So we accept the fact that my

camera's not gonna be back. . .

. . .or your DAT.

No blame from now

on about that sh*t.

Look, seriously. . .

. . .this area's not that f***ing big.

Exactly. It's very hard to get

lost in America these days. . .

. . .and even harder to stay lost.

What?

Well, we're doin' a pretty good

job of being lost.

If you're not home today,

and I'm not home today. . .

. . . people are gonna notice. . .

. . . My girlfriend's definitely

gonna notice. . .

. . .and she'll notice that

I haven't called.

. . .that I didn't get back and

I didn't call. . .

. . .so if by tonight we

haven't found sh*t. . .

. . .someone's gonna be looking for us.

Oh, no!

Not down here, go another way. . .

. . . I just got my whole sh*t wet.

Sh*t. Well, let's try it this way.

No, not this way. . .

. . . better try the other way.

-If we didn't have these packs. . .

-I don't mean to laugh. . .

Your feet are wet!

Is Michael laughing?

Shut up and cross the stream.

He's laughing. . .

. . .that's the first time

you've laughed in days.

I'm happy you

find it amusing. . .

. . .that I'll be uncomfortable

for the rest of the day.

Dude, uncomfort does not even. . .

Can we keep going, please?

No, we're gonna chill out!

-Didn't you want to get to the car?

-Oh boy! !

Okay, come on. . .Iet's get up here.

Oh sh*t.

You weren't lying to me about

the map, were you?

'Cause to me it seems like you're

having a little too much fun.

-Oh, Heather. .

-We're going a little stir crazy.

Heather! lf you make me

yell at this point. . .

. . .don't make me

yell at you, man.

Seriously, if you got the map, I

just wanna know you have it!

That would make me happy,

just to know you have it.

If I knew that, and I could see

it, I'd feel much better.

We're just trying to

be cool with you.

So I get laughed at 'cause

my shoes got wet.

It's f***ing hilarious.

All our shoes are wet. . .

. . .we were laughing

at the situation.

Fine.

We're f***ing hungry

and f***ing tired. . .

-. . .what the hell else can we do?

-You know what?

I'm sorry, it's f***ed up. . .

. . . but I kicked that map into the

creek yesterday.

It was useless and I kicked it

into the creek!

I f***ing hope he's kidding.

Mike?

I really f***ing hope he's kidding.

Mike, are you f***ing kidding?

I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

You're kidding me. You have

gotta be f***ing kidding me!

-You think it's a game?

-Get off me!

What the f***?

Are you out of your mind?

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