Behind the Scenes on 'The Blair Witch Project' Page #5

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No, I'm not. That map

wasn't doing sh*t!

Not for you, but I knew what

the f*** the map said! !

I'm sorry!

You're a f***ing a**hole!

I'm sorry.

You're a f***ing a**hole!

That map was useless!

If we get hurt or die here,

it's your f***ing fault!

You understand?

How could you be

such an a**hole?

-What were you thinking?

-You are f***ing me up here!

I am not! That map

was useless!

It was useless to you !

Okay. . .

I didn't bring you out

here for this, man.

Sorry about the map, man.

What can I say?

-The map wasn't doing sh*t.

-Just don't say sorry.

It wasn't worth

sh*t to you.

I knew exactly where

we were!

Listen ! Yesterday I asked you what

f***ing river we were on. . .

Shut up or else.

Turn the f***ing camera off!

Give me the compass. . .

. . .you have betrayed us. . .

. . .way f***ing beyond.

Give me the compass.

So have you for not getting

us out of the woods.

Yeah, thanks.

Can I have the f***ing compass?

No. I bought the compass.

If you wanted one. . .

. . .you should've

bought your own.

You and he both f***ed us up.

Why can't you admit that . . .

-. . .you f***ed up from the start.

-Let's just walk south.

Because I haven't!

Why are we stopped?

Why are we stopped?

Just don't.

I'm just asking

Why we stopped.

Weren't we going south?

We all seemed very

Happy with that.

Why don't we carry on like that?

What?

There's all sorts of

Stuff down here!

What kind of stuff?

Voodoo sh*t!

What?

-Hanging all over the place!

-No way. . .

It's all over.

Holy sh*t. . .

Come up quick! I need the CP!

There's all sorts

Here, man !

This is f***ing crazy sh*t.

Please, I gotta film this!

Take the f***ing camera.

What the f*** is this?

I have no idea.

Jesus Christ, that's f***ing creepy.

This is no redneck.

No redneck is this creative.

Can we go now?

Yeah, please.

Okay, I got everything on video.

Oh, Jesus Christ, I didn't

Even see these!

Okay, Heather, you got

Enough, man. Let's go.

-That's enough ! Stop taping!

-That's enough !

-Okay, we're going right now.

-Let's go!

Okay, we're out of here.

I'm leaving.

Come on, turn it off!

Help!

Please help us!

We won't get out of here like that.

F***!

F***!

I think I can say

that we're now lost.

I don't know what to do.

We should all get

lnside the tent.

All right.

Let's not light a fire tonight.

Yeah, that's my thinking.

-That's a good idea.

-We didn't light one the first night.

And nothing happened.

We light fires, and they know.

No one was following us.

We should turn that light off, too.

All right.

Seriously, anything

could attract them.

Let's just go to sleep.

Oh God.

Put this out.

Jesus Christ, little kids. Oh, God!

I'm gonna put my jeans on.

Take the video camera.

No, the DAT.

I'm gonna get this on video.

Oh, dear God, dear God!

Go, f***ing go!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Hurry up!

I'm coming! My boots aren't laced!

Oh my God, what the f*** is that?

What the f*** is that?

Oh, sh*t!

Mike, where are you , man?

Turn the lights off. . .

. . .turn that light off.

turn it off, Josh.

All lights off,

all lights off.

I'm soaking.

That's okay.

What was that?

What the f*** is going on?

You hear that baby screaming?

Shut the f*** up. There's

no f***ing baby.

-Yes there was.

-There was no f***ing baby.

I haven't heard anything

since we ran away. . .

Oh my God, it's cold.

We should be quiet, okay?

I don't hear anything anymore.

Let's go back.

How long have we been here?

I don't know, man, an hour. . .?

The sun's up. We're okay now.

Let's just get back,

pack up, and go.

Okay.

What the f***, man?

Where's my pack?

Right there. Where's mine?

What the f***, man?

Why're they f***ing

with us like this?

They just opened it up.

They spilled all my water!

Looks like slime, man.

It's just water, man.

It is slime. What the f*** is it?

Let's get out of here.

-Heather, turn that thing off!

-Let's go.

Okay.

I'm not interested

anymore! Let's go!

I know.

So turn it off.

Relax. Have we got everything here?

-Like I give a sh*t.

-Whose bag was opened?

It was mine!

Why you?

Are you not scared enough yet?

But why you?

Put it down. This is not funny.

Am I laughing at all?

No, but you're still doing

your documentary thing, man !

Still your f***ing documentary!

-Don't touch it!

-Then turn the goddam thing off!

If you bite me again,

I'll throw you in river.

-Don't touch my camera.

-Turn it off!

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it, okay?

You all right?

Yeah. I wanna go home. . .

. . . but I wanna get

what we can.

What the f***. .?

Is this possible?

All right.

Here I go.

I hate crossing streams on logs.

If I never cross another stream. . .

. . .on a log, I'll die happy.

I see why you like the

video camera so much.

You do?

It's not quite reality.

Reality says we gotta move.

But it's a totally filtered

reality, man.

As if everything's

not quite the way it is.

Just leave him alone awhile

We need to go.

Leave him for five minutes.

Leave him alone. Five minutes.

Come on, he's lost it.

I know, but we've all

nearly lost it.

I know, but we got

to look after each other.

And we're not looking after him. . .

. . .if we film him

while he's crying.

I know.

I know you know.

Let's try and keep our wits.

But we have to go.

Sure. Believe me, I know.

It's hard to stay calm.

-We need to get out.

-I know.

You're not telling me

anything new,

Just let him calm down.

Anybody got a cigarette?

No, man.

No, there's none left.

Nobody has any cigarettes?

We're out.

Why the f***. . .

. . .was this blue jelly

sh*t on my sh*t?

Let's go.

Let's go.

If we keep going south,

we'll get out.

Please. . .

I don't wanna camp

another f***ing night.

Josh, none of us do.

I know you don't.

Whoever it is, is gonna come

back, and that's a fact.

It's not a fact.

It came three nights running,

and it's worse every night.

Just what I need to

hear right now.

I'm just trying to

rationally say that. . .

. . .with our walking speed,

they might just go on forever. .

Not possible in this country.

Why not?

Because we've destroyed most

of our woods in America.

-Let's just keep going.

-America, America...

... God shed your grace on thee...

... Once so proudly we hailed...

...at twilight's last gleaming...

That's the tree we crossed.

That tree is down. Same one.

Oh God!

Oh no. . .

You got to be kidding,

this is a joke!

It's not funny!

Mike, please stop. . .

please stop. . .

Oh no!

No, Mike, it's not the same log!

-Same log!

-Look, it's not!

Yes it is! Open your eyes!

It's not the same log. . .

It's the same log.

F*** you, God! !

It's the same log.

Okay, it's okay.

Where do you wanna camp?

Going south didn't work.

Tomorrow we go east.

I don't know what to say, Josh.

How the f*** did we wind

up in the same place?

We walked south

all f***ing day!

I don't know how we

ended up here!

Do you expect me to do,

or say something?

What do you wanna do?

Josh?

I wanna make movies, Heather.

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