Big Momma's House 2
Hello?
That leak we had has been fixed.
So now that we've dealt with the situation,
we can keep moving forward, right?
Yes, of course.
I thought so.
What was that about?
Nothing.
Go back to sleep.
You gotta get out there.
They're starting to get fidgety.
What were you so nervous about? I mean,
you set this up, right? You vouched for us?
Yes, but you don't
know them the way I do.
If they think for one second you're
not legit, they will turn on you.
And God help you if that happens.
That's it. We can't risk
it. I'm pulling the plug.
No, no.
I've never turned down an assignment,
Just tell me one thing.
Have they had their snack?
No, just juice boxes.
All right. Okay.
And now lets give a great big Gold
Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh...
Goldie the Safety Eagle!
I say, there's an eagle in the house.
I say, there's an eagle-
Pa-cow,
pa-cow.
So what brings us here
Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to
recruit some junior investigators.
Me!
Ah, now, I'm not talking about
investigating your parents.
Although, if your daddy got no job...
...and wearing a $20,000
Rolex, give us a call.
Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun...
That guy in the chicken suit?
Isn't that your step dad?
...make sure the cord
is not torn or frayed.
If the Safety Eagle
were to plug that in...
...he would get a nasty shock.
Plug it in! Plug it in!
Damn demon kids.
Space heaters keep us
warm in the winter...
...but they, too, can
be very dangerous if-
What-
Oh!
Oh. Oh. Whoo!
Oh!
Couldn't you have at least
taken off that chicken suit?
First of all, its an eagle suit.
And unfortunately, I had no
choice. The zipper melted.
- What's wrong with you anyway?
- Ryan and the guys saw you.
- So?
- So its embarrassing.
Ryan's dad sells shrimp
out the trunk of his car.
He's the one that should be embarrassed.
- Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken.
- Eagle.
I'm an eagle.
An eagles a majestic
bird. It deserves respect.
So those stories you used to tell me- The
things you did, all those guys you put in jail-
- You gave it up for this?
- No.
I gave it up for her.
Hi, honey. Hi, baby!
What happened to my little birdie?
Eagle too proud to talk about it.
Well, come on inside
and let me take a look.
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, honey.
- What's up?
- Oh, I almost forgot.
upped the offer on the Porsche.
Malcolm, with what he's offering...
...we can remodel the garage into a playroom
and still have enough left over for a minivan.
Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing.
But I am not drivin no minivan.
- Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche?
- It's got a trunk.
Malcolm, all the talks we
...and how it was gonna change things?
You promised me you were up for this.
Yeah, baby, but to be fair...
...you were naked when most
Look, I'm just kiddin'... Okay?
She wants a minivan.
Me driving a minivan? I
ain't gonna be able to do it.
Next thing you know, I'll be asking
if I look fat in these jeans.
This is my stuff?
Kick me out of my office?
Hell, no. Crawford.
It was my call. Field agents
have priority over P.R.
- You gotta be kidding me, Crawford.
- Malcolm. Malcolm!
Last night Doug Hudson
was killed in the line.
Yeah.
- I want in.
- I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore.
Reinstate me. You know
what the man meant to me.
He was my first partner. Hudson taught
me everything I know about this job.
I know that. You think
I don't know that?
But the Orange County
office has jurisdiction.
They already have
their best people on it.
You know full well the
best people for this is me.
Not anymore. The fact is,
we don't need you, Malcolm.
Look.
You're gonna have a baby. You
wanted a desk:
we gave you one.Now, I know P.R.
isn't exactly what you-
Did you really set
yourself on fire yesterday?
Well, actually, it was
more of a controlled burn.
The flames weren't that big.
Uh-huh.
Go home. Be with your wife.
Get your head on straight.
I don't wanna see you anywhere
near this. And that's an order.
- I find you sniffing
around, so... I heard you.
Lets get started, people.
Hey, Erskine, Crawford
wants you in there.
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
operates the most sophisticated...
...intelligence-gathering
operations in the world.
A few months ago, we
received anonymous intel...
...that someone was designing a worm-
...a backdoor hack into that system.
So, terrorists, North Korea-
...whoever gets their hands on this
will know everything we know?
N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D.
All their databases
will be an open book.
Military intelligence, launch codes.
They'll have access to
everything we've got.
Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller.
As you can see, he spent a stint
in the army, military intelligence.
He's now head of development of software at
a company called National Agenda Software.
Agent Doug Hudson was working
undercover on Fullers technical team.
I guess he got too close.
Now, we've I.D.'d the
10 most likely buyers...
...and we have em under full surveillance.
...into Fullers house as a nanny.
...and well give 'em all
the bodies they need.
- Now lets get to work.
- A nanny?
Honey, look what I picked out
for the baby today. Isn't he cute?
Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm?
Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh-
Guess what?
- Huh?
Um, There's this
- This convention. A safety convention.
Seasoned professionals sharing
ideas. You know, a think tank.
A think tank? Really? Well, who's going?
- Uh, McGruff the
Crime Dog... - Uh-huh.
...uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there.
- Wow.
- Baby, all the heavy hitters.
like, they all comin out.
So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie
the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!
Well, its not like we sharing
a room or anything like that.
- I don't get down like that.
- No, baby, I didn't mean it like that.
I just
- I meant that I'm really proud of you.
And I know you're working really
hard to make this new job work.
And I know that you're
doing it for me...
And for Trent and for the baby.
And for all the babies to come.
Malcolm, I love you.
- All the babies to
come? - Yeah. Mm- Hmm.
- You wanna give me
a number? - Mm-hmm.
You understand you need
to get this job, right?
All right. Well, we didn't have
time to cover all the angles...
...but with this rsum, you
shouldn't have any trouble at all.
- Piece of cake.
- Okay, go.
Go get em.
She is an excellent
agent. Very professional.
Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here.
- I'm sorry I was so late.
- Hi.
They're here. Can I
talk to you for a second?
I want you to know things are gonna
be different this time, I promise.
What? I don't know what you mean.
Look, I know that I am particular.
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