Big Momma's House 2

Hello?

That leak we had has been fixed.

So now that we've dealt with the situation,

we can keep moving forward, right?

Yes, of course.

I thought so.

What was that about?

Nothing.

Go back to sleep.

You gotta get out there.

They're starting to get fidgety.

What were you so nervous about? I mean,

you set this up, right? You vouched for us?

Yes, but you don't

know them the way I do.

If they think for one second you're

not legit, they will turn on you.

And God help you if that happens.

That's it. We can't risk

it. I'm pulling the plug.

No, no.

I've never turned down an assignment,

and I'm not gonna start now.

Just tell me one thing.

Have they had their snack?

No, just juice boxes.

You gotta be kiddin me.

All right. Okay.

And now lets give a great big Gold

Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh...

Goldie the Safety Eagle!

I say, there's an eagle in the house.

I say, there's an eagle-

Pa-cow,

pa-cow.

So what brings us here

today, O great Safety Eagle?

Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to

recruit some junior investigators.

Me!

Ah, now, I'm not talking about

investigating your parents.

Although, if your daddy got no job...

...and wearing a $20,000

Rolex, give us a call.

Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun...

That guy in the chicken suit?

Isn't that your step dad?

...make sure the cord

is not torn or frayed.

If the Safety Eagle

were to plug that in...

...he would get a nasty shock.

Plug it in! Plug it in!

Damn demon kids.

Space heaters keep us

warm in the winter...

...but they, too, can

be very dangerous if-

What-

Oh!

Oh. Oh. Whoo!

Oh!

Couldn't you have at least

taken off that chicken suit?

First of all, its an eagle suit.

And unfortunately, I had no

choice. The zipper melted.

- What's wrong with you anyway?

- Ryan and the guys saw you.

- So?

- So its embarrassing.

Ryan's dad sells shrimp

out the trunk of his car.

He's the one that should be embarrassed.

- Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken.

- Eagle.

I'm an eagle.

An eagles a majestic

bird. It deserves respect.

So those stories you used to tell me- The

things you did, all those guys you put in jail-

- You gave it up for this?

- No.

I gave it up for her.

Hi, honey. Hi, baby!

What happened to my little birdie?

Eagle too proud to talk about it.

Well, come on inside

and let me take a look.

- Hey, baby.

- Hi, honey.

- What's up?

- Oh, I almost forgot.

The broker called today and

upped the offer on the Porsche.

Malcolm, with what he's offering...

...we can remodel the garage into a playroom

and still have enough left over for a minivan.

Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing.

But I am not drivin no minivan.

- Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche?

- It's got a trunk.

Malcolm, all the talks we

had about having the baby...

...and how it was gonna change things?

You promised me you were up for this.

Yeah, baby, but to be fair...

...you were naked when most

of those promises were made.

Look, I'm just kiddin'... Okay?

She wants a minivan.

Me driving a minivan? I

ain't gonna be able to do it.

Next thing you know, I'll be asking

if I look fat in these jeans.

This is my stuff?

Kick me out of my office?

Hell, no. Crawford.

It was my call. Field agents

have priority over P.R.

- You gotta be kidding me, Crawford.

- Malcolm. Malcolm!

Last night Doug Hudson

was killed in the line.

Yeah.

- I want in.

- I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore.

Reinstate me. You know

what the man meant to me.

He was my first partner. Hudson taught

me everything I know about this job.

I know that. You think

I don't know that?

But the Orange County

office has jurisdiction.

They already have

their best people on it.

You know full well the

best people for this is me.

Not anymore. The fact is,

we don't need you, Malcolm.

Look.

You're gonna have a baby. You

wanted a desk:
we gave you one.

Now, I know P.R.

isn't exactly what you-

Did you really set

yourself on fire yesterday?

Well, actually, it was

more of a controlled burn.

The flames weren't that big.

Uh-huh.

Go home. Be with your wife.

Get your head on straight.

I don't wanna see you anywhere

near this. And that's an order.

- I find you sniffing

around, so... I heard you.

Lets get started, people.

Hey, Erskine, Crawford

wants you in there.

- Really?

- Yeah, really.

The United States government

operates the most sophisticated...

...intelligence-gathering

operations in the world.

A few months ago, we

received anonymous intel...

...that someone was designing a worm-

...a backdoor hack into that system.

So, terrorists, North Korea-

...whoever gets their hands on this

will know everything we know?

N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D.

All their databases

will be an open book.

Military intelligence, launch codes.

They'll have access to

everything we've got.

Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller.

As you can see, he spent a stint

in the army, military intelligence.

He's now head of development of software at

a company called National Agenda Software.

Agent Doug Hudson was working

undercover on Fullers technical team.

I guess he got too close.

Now, we've I.D.'d the

10 most likely buyers...

...and we have em under full surveillance.

...into Fullers house as a nanny.

...and well give 'em all

the bodies they need.

- Now lets get to work.

- A nanny?

Honey, look what I picked out

for the baby today. Isn't he cute?

Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm?

Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh-

Guess what?

- Huh?

Um, There's this

- This convention. A safety convention.

Seasoned professionals sharing

ideas. You know, a think tank.

A think tank? Really? Well, who's going?

- Uh, McGruff the

Crime Dog... - Uh-huh.

...uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there.

- Wow.

- Baby, all the heavy hitters.

Now that I think about it,

like, they all comin out.

So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie

the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!

Well, its not like we sharing

a room or anything like that.

- I don't get down like that.

- No, baby, I didn't mean it like that.

I just

- I meant that I'm really proud of you.

And I know you're working really

hard to make this new job work.

And I know that you're

doing it for me...

And for Trent and for the baby.

And for all the babies to come.

Malcolm, I love you.

- All the babies to

come? - Yeah. Mm- Hmm.

- You wanna give me

a number? - Mm-hmm.

You understand you need

to get this job, right?

All right. Well, we didn't have

time to cover all the angles...

...but with this rsum, you

shouldn't have any trouble at all.

- Piece of cake.

- Okay, go.

Go get em.

She is an excellent

agent. Very professional.

Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here.

- I'm sorry I was so late.

- Hi.

They're here. Can I

talk to you for a second?

I want you to know things are gonna

be different this time, I promise.

What? I don't know what you mean.

Look, I know that I am particular.

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