Big Momma's House 2 Page #3
and gone to the Ritz- Carlton.
Oh, I am so glad you like it.
Okay, well, why don't
you just settle in...
- And well get started first thing in the morning?
- All right.
I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And
I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too.
- Oh, he's gonna love me.
- Let me know if you need anything.
Yes!
Time to go to work.
Copying files.
Hey, baby.
I got worried when you
didn't call. How's Phoenix?
Oh, Phoenix? The convention.
Well, what else did you think I was talking
about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm?
Oh, no, no. We just, uh...
...doing a lot of, you know,
safety chanting, baby.
You know, uh, 'Stop, drop
and roll. ' You know.
That McGruff is a freak.
Dog don't know when to quit.
Baby, this is kind of late.
Maybe you should get some sleep.
Oh, I know. I know, but I just
needed to hear your voice. I miss you.
Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I
must have eaten something too spicy...
- Because the baby's been kicking
like... Yeah, baby, I love you too.
Bye.
Ugh.
Oh. Where's everybody?
Oh.
Oh, climbing on the cabinets
is his latest accomplishment.
You okay, Andrew? Whoo.
Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you.
I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but
you can call me Big Momma.
It's great to meet you. My wife
has an early-morning meeting...
...and I am so late.
You leaving me alone with the kids?
Mr. Fuller! Mi-
Big Momma, I think Andrew
just ate a Brillo pad.
Andrew, no! Well, that's
one way to get your roughage.
- That means if we don't leave
right now, we're gonna be late.
Why don't your daddy take you to school?
Daddy says he has an important job
where important things happen...
...so he cant waste his
time with our nonsense.
Molly! We gotta go!
But, Big Momma, Mommy
didn't get me any breakfast.
Breakfast?
Okay, uh
- Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Oh.
All righty. Yes, indeedy.
Right. Like that there.
A hearty helping-All right?
Oh. Looks like somebody
got a note on the red peg.
Ooh, notes on red pegs
are really important.
You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real?
She wants me to do all this?
It is your job, Sheriff.
Girl, you got a mean streak in you...
...and God don't like ugly.
Now get in the car and
take your sister with you.
Sorry about that, Poncho!
You sure these aren't yours?
- How big do you think
I am? I'm just playin'...
But how in the hell did
these get under your bed?
I don't know. I don't know. But
Malcolm would never cheat on me.
Especially not with-
This is like four yards of lace.
Well, regardless, you cant just sit
back and hope nothin' is going on.
You gotta take action.
For a hundred dollars, I know
somebody that'll bug his phone.
No. No, absolutely not.
I would never bug Malcolm's phone.
- I completely trust my husband.
- Sherri, you are so naive.
You married an F.B.I. Agent.
I bet on your wedding night, he drugged you
and embedded a tracking device in your ass.
I don't have a tracking device.
Danielle, there's gotta be a perfectly
logical explanation for these.
A woman this big, wearing a thong?
That cant be comfortable.
Can it?
Ooh. Uh-oh. Ooh.
Big Momma got to be careful.
I lose control of this thong,
Hi there. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce,
but you can call me Big Momma.
Everybody calls me Big Momma.
You wanna say hello, Andrew?
This here is Tom Fullers boy.
Fine. This is a secure facility, and I-
- Um- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ooh. Uh-
Please, you don't know me like
that. You better ask somebody.
Let me set the baby down.
I don't wanna get him upset.
- Hold on.
- I'm, uh, gonna have to wand you.
Wand me? Well, wand on.
Find what you're lookin' for?
It-That-That's
under wire. Yeah.
Keepin' these fun bags off
the floor is a full-time job.
- You wanna see? I'll show you, yeah.
- No, ma'am.
- It's all right. You can take a little peeky peek.
- No, you can stop.
- No, ma'am. You can stop.
- But I'm not responsible for the damages.
- It might poke your eyes out. -
Please, stop it. Don't- Don't unbutton!
Eighteenth floor.
Ooh, thank you.
Ooh, all these guards and locked doors.
This must be what its like to get
in one of Oprah's private parties.
Yeah.
You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr.
Fuller has a meeting in the conference room...
...and I'm not allowed to disturb him.
- Okay, well, I'll
just wait in... Yeah.
Ooh. We got a gusher.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last
time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet.
You're going to change
Ah, yes, but don't worry.
I'll contain the seepage, okay?
I just hope your hard
drives are backed up.
Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta
be hidin' up in here somewhere.
A remote, but no TV.
Open sesame.
We did an extensive check on Mr.
Fuller and didn't find anything.
Basically, we've got a small
army of agents working out there.
blew a nanny interview...
...we got nothin:
Look, we gotta get
somebody on the inside.
Now, isn't there anybody close
to Fuller that we can turn?
No. We have tried everybody who has any
contact with anyone inside that house.
- We have exhausted the list.
- Wait a minute.
I know someone we haven't tried yet.
Because were coming up on our deadline,
and I need to know your status.
- Ooh, look. There's your daddy.
- I need to know if you're ready.
Look, I wouldn't have flown out here
if I wasn't ready. Now where's my money?
money. Where do we meet?
That's right. Give me somethin'...
Tonight, 7:
00, West Hills Mall.- Where?
- The surf shop, dude.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Someone in the building is logged on to our conference.
You guys are amateurs,
dude. I'm outta here.
- What happened?
- Someone was watching.
Wed better find out who that someone is.
Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me.
Comin through. Ooh.
I cleaned up in there
as much as possible.
Ooh. Mr. Fuller.
Andrew and I thought wed come
down and pay you a little visit.
Ain't that right, Andrew?
Hi, Son.
Ooh, well, were workin' on that
talkin' thing. Can you say Tupac?
Oh, hell get it. He'll get it.
Tom, is there a problem?
- No, this is, um...
Uh, Hattie Mae Pierce.
Hi. I take care of Tom Fullers babies.
Tom?
Ooh, look at the time. We gotta go.
Oh, yes, there we go.
Ooh, do me a favor, will
you? Hold that for me.
Thank you.
Get rid of that.
Did you have a good time today?
Huh?
Big Mommas tryin' to fix this.
F.B.I.
Sorry, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask
you to step inside the van, please.
Don't push me. You don't
know me, monkey mouth.
I- I-I'll
kick you.
Look, I-I can explain.
Ms. Pierce, I am so sorry
for the inconvenience.
Can I get you anything?
Look, if this is about...
...those butt-ball naked
pictures of Billy Dee...
...you gotta understand, that's Billy.
I just checked my e-mail. There he was.
I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!'
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