Big Momma's House 2 Page #7

did you say you were from?

- Shhh!

- G-55.

- Long Island.

- Long Island, New York.

Birthplace of Mariah Carey.

Long Island. Try Long Island.

Nothing.

Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to

Princeton. Get him to talk about that.

So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger.

What activities were you in?

- Shhh! Do you

mind? - B-9.

All these people up in here

screamin', and you're gonna shush me?

I should stomp a mud hole

in your little bald head.

'Hattie Mae Pierce! But

you can call me Big Momma.

Everybody calls me Big Momma. '

- N-42. - Big Momma, do

you even know this lady?

- No.

- Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae.

- You know

me. - Uh-oh.

She knows you. I mean,

she knows Big Momma.

Uh, sure.

As in, uh, old friend?

A uncle? Aunt?

I swore on the lives

of my grandbabies...

...that if I ever saw you again,

I would beat you like a drum.

- N

- 40.

- How does she know Big Momma?

- Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me?

I repeat

- Do not let her blow your cover.

Now, do you want that beatin'

here or out in the street?

It don't make me no never mind. Come on.

Maybe you should go

have a few more drinks.

You got somethin that belongs to

me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back.

- What does she want back?

- I have no idea.

You stole my man.

- Your man?

- That's right. My man.

- She stole her man.

- Big Momma stole your man?

Is that true, Big Momma?

Uh, maybe. Um, but I

know I gave him back.

I clare, I never knew what

Ben Rawley saw in you anyway.

You cant help it if you're ugly...

...but that don't mean you gotta go out.

And besides, you look like you

packed on a few pounds over the years.

- You watch your mouth when you talkin to me!

- Ladies, ladies.

- You don't know me!

- Please! Would you take your seat over there, please?

Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to

me. You are not Big Momma, okay?

You are a highly trained field operative, and you

do not throw down with a 65- Year-old woman!

- That would be cool to watch.

- You know what? My momma raised a lady.

Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer!

- Now,

wa... Oh!

- Damn!

- Ow!

- Oh!

- Oh!

Oh, no. I'm goin' down.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, man.

Big Momma. Big Momma.

Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. '

His first words, and

he said 'Big Momma. '

Hey, the kid talked! Excellent!

- I am so proud of you.

- Stake out.

- What did you say?

- Stake out.

- What?

- Investigate.

- This is really not good.

- Turner.

Oh, my God. This is not good.

- F.B.-

- Oh!

We don't want him to use up

all his words on the first day.

Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what

he has to say. What did you say?

Bingo!

Bingo!

Yes! Yes! Were back in.

Were back in.

- Oh.

- Wow. Great.

- Uh

- Yeah?

Yeah, I'll be right down.

What? Tom, no. Your son

just spoke his first words.

- Tell your boss you cant come in.

- I don't have a choice.

Well, fine. Were gonna stay

here and keep playing though.

- Suit yourself.

- Malcolm, we still don't have the password.

You've gotta get it,

and you gotta get it now.

Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you

carry me to prayer meetin'?

It's at that church right by your office.

Church by my office? Are you sure?

I think I know my own church!

No, no, no. Hey, we

gotta follow in the van.

- What are we gonna do about all these dogs?

- Well bring 'em back in an hour.

Just tie em down or

something, and let's go.

- Oh, God.

- Oh! Ew!

Who was that? Was that?

Mona? Mona, was that you?

Oooh.

- That's a nice family you got back there.

- Yeah.

The reason I point it out- Because I'm not

sure you're around enough to notice.

Okay, I deserve that.

My dad worked all the time

too. Hardly ever saw the man.

I swore that I was gonna be different,

but, uh, its easier than I thought.

- What?

- Working.

I'm good at what I do. Real good.

I know all the answers.

Well, at least I used to.

- Used to? - You think you

have all the bases covered-

...that you're invulnerable.

Then one day someone comes

along who knows where to lean.

Are you sure this is your church?

I know my own-

Of course it is. I'm half Jewish.

You got a problem with

that? You anti- Semitic-

Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Of

course not. Everything's cool.

That's some nice bling you got on there.

Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma.

But I thought you said

you went to Princeton.

It was my fathers. For all that

work, this is all that's left.

- Well, thanks for the ride.

- Yeah.

All right. Bye-bye.

- L chaim.

- Shalom.

L chaim.

Uh, yeah.

- Where you at? - Thank God.

Thank God you're alive. Where-

- I got it. Sooners.

- What?

His dad, his ring. Just

tell Stewart to try it.

Try 'Sooners. '

S- O- O-N-E-R- S.

I'm in!

- Oh, no.

- 'Oh, no'?

The password got us in the door,

and then the walls came down.

It's like a booby trap. We're stuck.

- How about the satellite?

- That'll work.

Call Morales. Tell her well need tech

support and a full tactical package.

- Pick me up on the way.

- Where you at?

I'm at temple.

Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom.

Lets go.

- What's happening?

- We've got access to all Agenda security camera feeds.

- Were in.

- Okay. Where's Fuller?

He and Casal are still in Fullers office.

We're hooked into the surveillance cameras.

- So if he moves, well know about it.

- Good.

Hey, Stewart! I thought you were some kind

of genius. How long is this gonna take?

What do you think I'm tryin'

to do here? Get free HBO?

This stuff s hard. Give me some room.

- Hello?

- Big Momma, is that you?

Oh, course it is. Where are you?

Listen. I'm at this

club called The Zone.

And I'm really scared right now.

Can you please come and help me?

- Molly?

- What's wrong?

- She's in some kind of trouble.

- What? Who?

- Wait. What are you doing?

- I gotta go.

- What the hell are you talkin about?

- Look.

I promised that child that

I would be there for her.

You're not going anywhere,

and that's an order!

Well, that's an order I can't follow.

Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice!

We are in the middle

of this investigation!

What do you care about

some bratty teenager anyway?

Don't nobody mess with

Big Momma's babies. Nobody!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Um, excuse me. Pardon me.

Excuse me. Thank you. Pardon me. Molly?

Excuse me, darlin', but

that's my leg you're humpin'...

Ooh, young people just so nasty today!

You wanna back up off this girl...

...fore I knock the taste out your mouth.

Molly, what are you doin here anyway?

This is not the way you were raised.

I know. I know. But I got

a text message from Chad.

- Chad? Oh, Lord! - He

said to meet him here-

You know what? You and Chad are

gonna run my blood pressure up.

- Molly!

- Hey, where have you been? I got really scared.

Molly, I came here as soon as you called.

I swear I didn't send you a message.

I mean, I've never even

heard of this place.

- What?

- Wait a minute.

If you didn't send the

message, then who did?

Oh, wow. That's

- That guy works for my dad.

What's he doing here?

Molly, he's after you.

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