Big Momma's House 2 Page #8

- Chad, I need you to run and get some help.

- All right.

Molly, I gotta get you out of here as fast

as possible. Come on, Molly. Excuse me.

Comin through.

Oh, God!

Is this what you do? Beat up

on children and old ladies?

Mmm. Go.

I don't understand. What's

happening? What did I do?

Look, I'll explain everything to you later.

But for right now, watch out. I'm rollin'!

No! Ugh!

- I cant feel my legs.

- Oh, sorry. Oh!

Oh, no! Oh!

Ooh!

Oh, God, this is not

how I imagined my death.

- Oh! Oh!

- Oh, God!

So get this. He's not really 19.

- Hmm?

- Chad.

It's a fake I.D. He told me last night.

He said he didn't want

any more lies between us.

Like his earring? Fake.

The three months he said he spent

in juvie, he was at math camp.

I guess people aren't always what

- what you think they are.

- Yeah, like you.

- Me?

Yeah. I didn't think you'd turn

out to be such a good friend.

Oh.

They're gone. Now I need your help.

Um, I got a

- I got a blade in my girdle.

Wait. Okay, you carry a gun?

And you keep a blade in your

girdle? What's that about?

Um, to protect my virtue.

Does it really need

that much protecting?

Would you just get over here? Come on.

Ah, that would be our

buyer. Right on time.

Since you never really bought into our

little project, precautions had to be taken.

- What do you mean?

- We have your daughter, Molly.

Bastard!

Call the F.B.I. Ask for a woman

by the name of Morales, okay?

And stay on the line so

they can trace the call. Go.

Very nice.

But, uh, were not through, are we?

No, were not.

I'm afraid his contract had

a 'no loose ends' clause.

No. No, no, no. Please listen.

Please. Look, I promise I wont say

anything. I swear. I won't say anything.

What is that?

Is that your nanny?

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- How did you learn to do that?

- I took a class at the Y.M.C.A.

Look, lets go. Come on.

That must be some 'Y'.

Sorry. Sorry.

That was,

uh- I mean-

- You just need to stay out of sight.

- Yeah.

- Stay out of sight!

- I will. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. She's like the best nanny ever.

Oh, my God.

I knew that thong would come in handy.

Whoa!

Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay?

Tom, no loose ends.

Lets go. Secure the area!

- Big Momma? Big Momma?

- Go to the left. Up! Up!

Stand back. Stand back.

I'm going to have to

perform... Mouth-to-mouth.

The hell you are! What, are you crazy?

Whoa. Whoa! Oh!

Okay, this explains so much.

I believe this was meant for you.

- So you're,

uh... F.B.I.

Before you guys get too

comfortable over here, cuff him.

Whoa, whoa. Um, they

forced him to do it.

They told him if he didn't

do it, they'd kill his family.

So, in your report-

I'll say he was an unwilling

participant to the whole thing.

So no charges should be filed.

No charges?

Okay. I guess I owe you that much.

- All right.

- Good job, Turner.

Thank you.

She said good job.

Um, thank you. Thank you

for standing up for me.

What makes you think

- Look.

I didn't do it for you, okay?

I did it so your kids wouldn't

spend the next 20 years...

- Talking to you through a prison phone.

- I know.

I know I've got a lot of ground to

make up with them, and I swear I will.

Good.

So, looks like were gonna have

to find ourselves a new nanny.

Not quite yet.

I got one more promise to keep.

Dad!

Well! Well, I hope

you girls are ready...

...cause I came to see a show.

Big Momma, we got a problem!

Miss Lisa was our base. Without

a base, we cant do any stunts.

What did you do to

yourself? Lord, have-

Well, no worries. No worries.

Were gonna turn it out. Come on.

And now, the junior cheer

squad from the Newport District.

Lets give it up for Emerson!

Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- What?

- Andrew, no!

Hi, Big Momma.

- Ooh.

- That was fun!

Lets do it again.

It hurts me to leave

without saying good-bye...

...but I best be movin' on.

...when I came to you, my heart was heavy.

It's a loud, noisy world we live in...

...and sometimes we lose our way.

But if were lucky...

...the good Lord sends

someone to bring us home.

Make no never mind about it.

Loving people is hard work.

And families-

With all those lives mixin' together...

...it gets kinda scary.

But if we grab hold of

each other and hold on-

There's nothin' more

beautiful in the world.

You angels are my heart,

and I'll never forget you.

And keep a lookout.

You never know when

Big Momma might be back.

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