Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure

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You must go back in time,

eliminate Billy and Mandy...

and act as their replacements...

until further instructions are given.

They are not to reach Horror's Hand

before the Lord of Horror.

Now go.

Remember back then, yo,

when we were young and innocent.

We need to get through

that vortex, Irwin.

Maybe we can make things right again

the way they were before...

Horror's Hand.

Yes.

Rats!

Oh, man!

I was so busy watching

the opening credits...

that I forgot to follow those

robots into the path...

through their post-dating

time travel vortex.

Hey, yo, don't worry.

Remember you drew up that schematic

for a time travel machine last night?

We can just build our own

time travel portal, go back through...

and save ourselves from this terrible

future caused by Horror's Hand!

That's right.

Get to work on it right away.

Billy, that's a drawing

of cops fighting dinosaurs.

What? They should be

working together.

We'll just have to wait and

hope that ourselves in the past...

figure out how to stop

the tragic sequence of events...

that led up to this awful future.

But doesn't the fact that we're here

mean that we don't?

You're right, I know.

Time travel is so confusing.

Besides is this future really so bad?

I mean, aside from all

of humanity being enslaved...

by the Lord of Horror.

Mornin', Death!

This is my favorite part of the job.

Reginald Skarr,

I have come for thee.

That's great.

Can you fix the antenna?

My one day off and

Shark Week 's coming in all fuzzy.

No! Reginald Skarr,

I have come for thee.

What?!

But I'm in perfect health.

What? This hole?

Well, it's just a flesh wound.

I don't even know where I got it.

Into the vortex with you.

And don't start cryin'

and drippin' snot all over me.

This robe has got to get me

through the week.

I'm busy, you rotten little munchkins.

Go play in traffic.

We're bored, Grim. We want you

to take us to work with you.

No way, I like to keep my work

life and my home life separate.

I think you misunderstood me.

I meant you will take us

to work with you.

You know, you'd have more friends

if you were little more pleasant.

I don't want more friends.

I have you.

And you promised

to be our best friend forever.

A best friend would definitely

bring us to work if he had a cool job.

Like a gorilla!

Or the Grim Reaper.

Well, I...

We've got a runner!

Aren't you forgetting something?

Was it my deodorant?

Oh no, that's you.

Fine, get on.

I'm OK.

This calls for track number 6.

You can't outrun Death.

That's why I have turbo.

You're not doing this right.

I'm driving.

Girls can't drive.

Everyone knows. Give me the...

Stop pulling.

Totally not my fault.

Time for the big guns.

Or should I say missiles?

I wonder what this one does.

Oh, now I remember.

I can't believe you two

scared off another one.

I've got a quota to meet.

They're dead, Grim.

They'll turn up sooner or later.

Your huggy bear is here

to maul you with love, yo.

Not now, Irwin.

My job could be on the line.

I have a reputation to uphold.

Jobs don't have

to be forever, Grim.

My dad starts a new job

almost every week.

Billy's right, Grim.

I've been fired before.

And it's not bad.

In fact,

I get fired all the time.

Why, just today I got fired

from my job at the Freckle Burger...

for eating all of the paper cups.

What was that, honey?

Nothing, Gladys!

Are you sure?

I could've sworn...

Me not speakee your language.

If you lost that job

at Freckle Burger...

Oh, oh, genie. Yub, yub...

Harold!

The point is, you kids can't be mixing

my business with your pleasure.

I can't keep losin' clients like this.

You're the only one who cares.

Hey, Grim.

How come you got moving zits?

It's the man!

Grim Reaper, you're under arrest

for misusing your powers...

and dereliction of duty.

He said "duty".

Order. Order.

I'll have a double

cheeseburger animal style.

But not if the animal is a porcupine

or a weasel or anything...

'cause then it would hurt

when you put it in your mouth.

Excuse me,

I think there's been a mistake.

Hey, how you doin'?

What is this? Why am I here?

You're here to pay

for abusing your powers.

The Boogey Man? Didn't we banish

you to the Nightmare Realm?

Yeah, but I'm not one to hold a grudge.

Well, maybe you ought to start.

I've never forgiven you for all

the mean stuff you did to me as a kid.

Grim, please. I was kidding.

I totally hold a grudge.

And when I learned

that these baboons...

were causing you to miss

work and abuse your powers...

Well, let's just say that I felt

it was my duty as a citizen...

to crush you and destroy

everything you love.

That's what I would do.

He said "duty".

Don't you find the justice

system fascinating?

What are you talkin' about, Boogey?

I've never abused my powers.

But I'm going to start

if you don't get out of my face.

Where were you when you met

Billy and Mandy?

That was the night these runts

won me in a limbo game.

I see. And where were you

on October 31st?

Well, it was Halloween.

That wasn't my fault.

Me scythe got stolen.

I wasn't anywhere near it...

when those giant pumpkins

wrecked half of Endsville.

Is it not true that not only

was your scythe stolen...

by a headless man wearing

a pumpkin on his neck...

but it was also taken by Billy,

Mandy, Irwin, Billy's father...

Billy's mother, Billy's cousin,

Billy's cat, Dracula...

General Skarr,

Principal Goodvibes, Mrs. Claus...

The Secret Snake Club, the Army,

Scout Troop 701, the Sleaze Tax...

The President, the Mailman,

the Dingleschmit Sisters...

The Boogey Man, a llama

and a turkey salad sandwich...

...hold the mayo?

Well, yeah. But...

He admits to irresponsibly

losing his scythe...

an epic and ancient tool filled

with terrible magics...

beyond mortal understanding

on multiple occasions.

I hate jury duty.

But it's not my fault.

It's these kids.

They're like lint brushes for trouble.

So you have no free will?

You must do what these mere

mortal children say?

Yes. Yes.

We're his bestest friends forever.

Bestest friends who steal...

powerful eldritch artifacts

from his trunk...

travel to forbidden planes

of existence...

and use the Grim Reaper's scythe

to unclog their toilets?

Yup, that's us.

It was a supernatural clog.

Would it be fair to say that

none of you would be friends...

if you didn't have to be?

That you're just using

the Grim Reaper for his powers?

And if he were suddenly powerless

he'd be useless to you?

Yeah, sounds fair to me.

I'd like to call to the stand

my first witness.

Myself.

Hello, I'm the Boogey Man.

Is it true that these stinking children

called you names...

and banished you

to a Nightmare Realm...

where the screaming

never stopped?

Yes, it's true. These children stink

and probably never bathe.

Yes. Yes.

He can't be serious.

If I recall correctly,

he can't be scary either.

It was horrible.

Modern children are so hard to scare,

I was just trying to do my job.

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