Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure Page #2

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Hang him.

Objection, the prosecutor

can't question himself.

Jeez! Is that true?

Well, in summation...

these deviants are

unbelievably barbaric...

wickedly loathsome...

prunish pimples on the face

of our brave and honorable society...

and they're mean to baby animals.

I rest my case.

Does the defense have

anything to say for itself?

- I want to plead guilty.

- Shut up!

Please, Judge, it's not my fault

that I'm not doing me job.

These kids won me in a bet.

Illegal gambling.

But I'll do anything

to get out of me contract.

Invalidating a legal

and binding contract.

Shut up, Boogey. Or I'll come

over there and make you shut up.

Assaulting an officer of the court.

I think I've seen enough.

Has the jury reached a verdict?

Stone him!

We the jury find the defendant...

innocent?

Yeah!

- You idiot, that says guilty.

- Guilty. Yes.

By the power vested in me

by this infernal court...

I hereby strip the Grim Reaper

of title, rank and powers...

and condemn him

and his accessories...

to immediate execution.

I'm sorry, that says "exile". My bad.

How could you do this, Boogey?

He doesn't like you.

Haven't you been listening?

Judge, don't worry,

I'll take them with me.

My crew and I were just going out

for a bit of a sail.

And I know the perfect place to...

drop them off.

Drop them off, drop them off.

Very well. I give custody

of the former Grim Reaper...

to the Boogey Man.

Please take him far, far away...

where he won't bother anyone

ever again.

You made your point,

Boogey.

Who are you going to get to be

the Grim Reaper instead of me, huh?

The kids next door?

Hey, come on, I know my rights.

You've got the right

to a butt-kicking. Right, boys?

I've cheated Death.

This is the greatest day of my life.

Time for a frosty beverage.

What's this?

Damn! You're those filthy

children that go door to door...

selling candy bars

for their school fundraiser.

Well, I'm busy and poor.

So go away and stop tracking

dirt on my lawn.

No sign of the targets.

We must enter the domicile.

Query.

Why are we eliminating

Billy and Mandy?

Our job is not to ask why.

We are programmed to obey.

They are gone.

I told you that it took too long.

Statement.

If I'd known robots had to pee...

I wouldn't have had that

32 pounds liquid coolant...

right before we time-traveled.

Hey, kids, Billy's mom's

a little upset right now...

as she'll have to go back to work

at the dog-kicking factory.

So I'm supposed to take you

to dinner far, far away from here.

Query.

Will you, Billy's father,

teach me all that you know...

so that I may better understand...

and thereby destroy

my pre-approved target?

Billy. I'd hoped

one day that you'd realize...

that I'm not just a father

but a father figure.

Come, let me share my knowledge

over a root beer.

Now, the first thing you gotta know

is that life is like a basketball.

It has its ups and its downs...

Hey, are you guys going

to the Grand Canyon...

on this cruise ship too?

No, we're prisoners.

I like cruise ships 'cause you

get a buffet and it has shrimp.

The buffet has shrimp?!

How did that guy from the jury

get on my ship?

I need to make poo-poo, I need

to make poo-poo real bad.

I can't believe you got me fired, Boogey.

You can't keep me here.

Your stay here will be as brief

as your lives.

But we still get the buffet, right?

I'm not hungry, yo.

I want to go home!

Who's gonna be the Grim Reaper,

if I'm not the Grim Reaper?

Hey there, it's me.

Number 3.

I just wanted to thank you, Boogey,

for giving me this opportunity.

Thanks to you,

in addition to my charity work...

and love of rainbow monkeys...

I can now also reap

the immortal souls of grownups...

collecting my dark harvest

with a cold iron blade.

Yeah,

that will be fun.

She's on a six-week

trial period.

- If I had me powers right now!

- But you don't.

And without your powers

you can't be the scariest being alive.

That leaves the job to me.

Last time I checked,

butterflies were scarier than you.

You won't be saying that

after I sail...

to the Isle of Peril

and capture Horror's Hand.

My mom makes horrible ham.

I'd be happy to bring it to you

to save you the trip.

No, you doofwad. Horror's Hand.

It clutches in its mighty grip

the things we fear the most.

Horror's Hand?! With its power

I could be the scariest being alive.

I could easily

get me old job back.

Horror's Hand is the most

frightening object in the universe.

Horror's Hand makes you face

your deepest fear.

But if you conquer your fear

you can use the Hand's power...

to become an unstoppable force

of scariness.

Horror's Hand literally makes

your worst nightmares come to life.

When I enter the dreams

of children with the hand...

they will fear me again.

Mortals all over the world

will get so scared that they'd puke...

when they just hear the name,

Boogey Man.

Like that one lady puked

when I mentioned your name.

It was one date.

She didn't give me a chance.

Does that mean he does

or doesn't want the ham?

You're a hack, Boogey.

I've met marshmallows scarier than you.

Shall I set course

for the Burning Seas?

We could throw these punks

to the fire sharks.

Make it so, Mr. Creeper.

I usually think sharks

are scary...

but these fire sharks sound like

a fine lot of gentlemen to me.

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls...

it's time for a little game

called Walk the Plank.

Come on, Boogey, it's me you want,

not the kids. Let 'em go.

I don't think so.

Fine, take the kids. Let me go.

I'm going to miss you

the most, Grim.

This is just like Titanic.

I don't see why we have to walk

the plank.

We're not the ones who've been

your mortal enemies since the 6th grade.

True. But I really don't like children.

The feeling is mutual.

Come on in, the lava's fine.

That looks like fun. I wanna go first.

It's always nice to have a volunteer.

Hot down there. But it's a dry heat.

Dance, you little sausage, dance.

Do it.

I can't look.

Mommy!

Now are you scared?

Then pop his head open

like a gourd?

Grim, let's beat it while

they're distracted.

Not being kicked or keelhauled?

My goodness,

he's so brave and tall.

There's no braver boy

that I can recall.

I don't know if I'm thankful or appalled.

What is Billy doing?

We need to get out of here.

What do you mean

what am I doing?

I'm singing. There's always

songs in animated movies.

Get out of there or I'll give

you something to be scared of.

Over here.

Now that's scary.

It's a good thing I can't smell.

What I'm trying to say is

when a boy becomes a man...

he gets super, super hairy. See?

Another root beer, son?

Statement.

Me like another root beer.

Gladys, I forgot. Does root beer

always make Billy's head explode?

OK, he's fine.

Yeah, good one, Captain.

You almost had me there.

Would it kill you to fake it just once?

Lt'll make the time when

you really scare me all the more special.

- Good point.

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