Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure Page #3

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- Not that it'll ever happen.

What's the status on our escapees?

No sign of the ex-Grim Reaper

and his cronies.

We're also missing

a Deathboat which means...

they could be

out on the river.

Well, if they make it

to the Gatekeeper...

We can watch their demise

through the Gatekeeper's magic eye.

We've got to stop Boogey

from getting Horror's Hand.

Otherwise, he'll become more powerful

than you can possibly imagine.

I don't know,

I can imagine quite a bit.

It almost makes me smile.

I know what I'd do with

limitless power, yo.

I gots the best idea.

One candy bar, please!

Idiot. And you. Don't ever

have that thought bubble again.

I don't have to imagine

what I'd do with Horror's Hand.

I know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna use it to get me job back.

Well, no one is allowed to be

more powerful than me.

So we have to stop Boogey

and get Grim's powers back.

I'll enchant the boat

and we'll catch up in no time.

Now where's my scythe?

I've lost me scythe.

I love that scythe.

Great, maybe we can use you

for an anchor.

That's about all

you're good for now.

You two are the anchors.

Always draggin' me down,

holdin' me back.

My life was smooth sailin'

before you ruined it.

Is Grim gonna be OK?

He'll be fine. He's going

through the 7 stages of grief.

Shock...

How could dis happen?!

Denial.

It's a mistake.

No way this could happen.

Bargaining.

It's OK. It's OK.

Maybe I can fix it.

Fear.

There ain't no way I can fix it.

Anger.

I'm gonna pull Boogey's nose off

and put it in a jar!

Despair.

And when I'm done with Boogey,

I'm coming for you, little pukes.

He's stuck on anger.

Anyone hungry?

Half-chewed zombie arms for everyone.

Well, I guess we do this

the old-fashioned way.

Everyone grab an arm and paddle.

Let me do the talking.

These are my people.

I.D., please.

I am the Grim Reaper, I need no I.D.

Sorry, citizens,

can't let you in without an I.D.

Well, it's really not a good picture.

Can't you just take my...

Show him the I.D.

Wait a minute. I don't got no eye.

I can't read this.

I'll have to summon

the Gatekeeper to perform... the test.

What's the test, Grim?

Well, how should I know?

Tests are scary, yo.

I feel like all those

Scantron dots...

are little eyes

staring back at me, touching me...

Behold! Me am Gatekeeper.

Bring greatest riddler.

- I think...

- No, you don't.

Well, I'm not very good

at riddles.

But I'm not good at

a lot of things right now. Am I?

You're getting pretty good

at getting on my nerves.

Hey, yo, I know the question and answer

of every riddle known to man.

My level 52 troll warlock

is the only one ever...

to have opened the riddle door

of the math wizard.

Let me do this for the team, my pet.

Fine, great. Go away.

I am the best riddler here, yo.

Gatekeeper hate riddles.

Now me test you.

Let me look at him first.

Holy crud!

I never imagined that

the Grim Reaper would be so ugly.

I mean, he looks like a noseless

mother with bad shoes.

Good job, you passed the test.

This is what we get for

passing the test?

Seasoning.

Needs more cimmanon.

Hey, I'm starving.

Put more water on the fire,

mutton head.

You wait for cimmanon.

Cimmanon good.

Perfick.

Way too much cinnamon, yo.

Something bit me.

- Poisonous snakes!

- I don't think so.

If had me scythe

we'd be so out of here.

What are we going to do, yo?

Players don't get eaten by Cyclopses.

Yeah, I always thought

I'd be eaten by something cooler.

Like a biker gang.

Hey, One Eye, I think

your stew's gone bad.

Nope, secret ingredient cimmanon.

Not bad.

Did it just get warmer in here

or is it just me?

Billy, did you?

Oh, my goodness.

Did not!

OK, I did.

No!

Can't see! Need eye!

Not again! We're never going

to eat if you don't find it...

you big lump o' stupid!

It's like that little girl knows

how to use Billy as a weapon.

We need to stop those kids

before they beat us to the Hand.

Funny you should mention that.

I've been working on some designs...

For time-traveling robots

that could backtrack...

and eliminate

those meddlesome little nerds.

You work fast.

Wow! I totally do.

We are from the future.

Creeper built us to ensure

that the Lord of Horror...

reaches Horror's Hand

before Billy and Mandy.

We offer our services

as assassins...

or maids if you need cleaning.

Statement.

I am high.

I designed you to be unthinking,

unfeeling killing machines.

Billybot was damaged

on the surface world.

Damaged.

Check behind that rock

in the front yard where the hide-a-key is.

- Shut up.

- No! Check the refrigerator.

And while you're in there get me

a sandwich because this soup is terrible.

- Will you shut up?

- No, you shut up.

- No, you shut up.

- No, you shut up.

- No, you shut up.

- Shut up.

Any idea how our dinky raft

with the powerless Reaper...

can catch that enormous yacht?

Cake!

Doesn't this seem a little odd

to anyone?

Well, strawberry frosting is a little

unconventional on a chocolate cake.

I mean...

Dude, you can kiss cake

in the mouth.

"Happy Birthday,

Billy and Mandy?"

It's probably a trap since

we don't share the same birthday.

Maybe it's celebrating

the show's birthday, yo.

We should probably leave it.

Frost-tastic!

This is good.

I can't say I've ever had

a cake quite this...

Good work, putting a sleeping potion

into the cake mix, Billybot.

Billybot?

Statement.

I am dreaming

that I am a caky marmoset.

Mission successful,

Captain Boogey Man.

The targets are neutralized

and ready for dream infiltration.

Excellent work, Mandroid.

Now, Creeper, it's time for

a good old-fashioned scaring.

Come on, you've got to laugh with me

or I look like a jerk.

I'm the world's

top cowboy astronaut!

Gotcha!

Way to go, Billy!

You're the best!

This is one of the most

shameful things I've ever seen.

What are you doing

in my dream, Mandy?

Reliving The Pit and the Pendulum

for the thousandth time.

What are both of you doing...

in my recurring dream

about Puppy Town?

- And who are you?

- I'm the real Grim.

The guy you're riding only exists

in your sad, sick little dream.

I do this for one of my charities.

It's called

The Stupid Kids' Dream Foundation!

Well, if that's true...

where's the real Irwin?

Right here, yo.

I have this dream every night.

If you're here to scare us, skip it.

We're not in the mood.

Oh, yes, little Miss

"I'm always in control."

You're the reason I'm here.

You're the only threat to my plans!

You're coming with me!

Let's see how you dupes do

without your brain trust.

I'll leave you with a gift.

That wasn't the gift. That was

this morning's three-cheese omelet.

Fear the gouda!

I wish I could wake up...

but I don't usually

wake up until I pee!

Pee, yo, pee!

Mandy's been kidnapped by Boogey!

We have to get her back!

How will we get her back?

Boogey's got everything.

A better boat,

a full crew and Mandy!

Grim, if we're going

to get your powers back...

stop the Boogey Man,

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