Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure Page #4

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and save the world from tyranny...

then we're going to need

all of us to do it!

We have to get Mandy back!

Cake...

There's one thing Boogey doesn't have.

The power of love!

What am I looking at?

It's the view from

the Gatekeeper's Eye, Captain.

But I thought Billy ate the eye.

He did.

You don't want

to think about it too hard.

No matter.

Mandy, you admitted

in court under oath...

that Grim was no good to you

without his powers.

With Horror's Hand,

I'll be twice as powerful as Grim ever was.

If you were my friend...

and protected me

the way you protect Grim...

we could rule the universe together!

What do you say?

Just because I'll be best friends

with a loser bag of bones...

doesn't mean I'll be best friends

with a toad like you.

Careful, little girl,

or I could make...

the rest of your miserable

little existence very scary.

Ain't that right, Creeper?

What's that?

Yeah, scary!

Very scary, Captain. Yes.

Not scary at all...

Keep that up and the Employee

of the Month is going to be... that guy.

It's you who should

be scared, Boogey.

Why's that?

'Cause once

I get down from here...

I'm gonna kick

your slimy blue butt so hard...

you'll have to sit on your eyes!

Now, that's scary!

Maybe you could pick up

a couple of pointers from...

Enough!

You're not kicking any butt, little girl.

If you think you are,

you're dreaming.

I just had the craziest dream.

I just had the craziest dream.

Was it the one

where you can't save us?

Where are you, Mandy?

We can't make it without you, yo.

We're doomed.

Doomed! Doomed!

Let me out of here!

She'll be under my sleep spell

until her will is broken.

Yeah, I remember

when you did that to me.

I hate you.

It's just smooth sailing

from here on out.

Sir, you might want to see this.

Now there's something

you don't see every day.

Mandy, I will find you

and save you, yo!

What are you doing? Get him!

Yeah!

Hang on,

how did Irwin get so cool?

He's driven by the power of love.

Really?

Love makes people do

all sorts of stupid tings.

I love everything.

Dat explains a lot.

Never send monster pirates

to do a robot's job.

Billybot, Mandroid, destroy!

She's still asleep!

Yes.

There is but one way to break the spell

this beautiful maiden is under.

OK, I get it.

Terrible, horrible, disgusting nightmares

that just keep getting worse.

Can we just move on already?

This is no nightmare, Mandy.

This is a dream come true.

I am the god of love!

When you're done there,

we've got a situation.

Please surrender yourselves

and come with me.

You will be assimilated.

Please?

Please?

If you're supposed to be me...

then let's get

a couple of things straight.

I don't say please...

I don't assimilate,

and I don't take orders from anyone...

especially your pathetic excuse

for a Boogey Man.

I, Mandy...

giving orders to Mandy,

who doesn't take orders...

who gives order to me, Mandy...

who doesn't take...

010110...

Random...

Think fast before they figure out

they outnumber us.

I was just there

for the "saving you" part.

How fast do I have to think?

I'm getting dizzy.

We got you this far.

Not bad

for a weenie, a dope...

and a useless bag of bones

with no powers.

You figure out the rest!

Am I the weenie

or the bag of bones?

That's so hot, yo.

We can't let them get to the Hand first!

There's only one thing left to do.

Oh, sir! You can't mean?

I do! Release the Kracken!

You'd think

she'd be a little more grateful.

Where are we?

The Isle of Peril,

resting place of Horror's Hand.

It's amazing, yo.

I know!

I can see

my grandma's house from here.

Shut up, Billy.

I'll never understand

why she moved here.

Halt!

- Who is that?

- I am Horror, the Ancient.

Long ago, I magically

channeled all of my fear into my left hand...

and then cut it off...

so I would forever be bold and brave.

You may pass no further

without defeating me in a battle...

of wits.

During which I will attempt

to strike you with my spear.

Mr. Horror, Mr. Horror!

Did cutting off your hand

really make you brave?

Oh, my goodness, no!

I mean, what was I thinking?

First of all, I'm a lefty...

so once I cut it off,

I couldn't even sign my name!

Then I just got bored,

and I gained like 20 pounds.

Now I do a lot of online gaming...

and I've learned

to play a guitar with my teeth.

Gets kind of boring down here.

So what you're saying is...

you're not really

going to engage us in battle?

You just want a little love

and understanding.

Irwin's here

and he's ready to listen, yo.

If you defeat me...

you will face your greatest fear...

at the hand of Horror's Hand.

Well, looks like

we've gone from bad to worse.

Billy!

He'll be fine.

Oh, great!

There goes our comic relief. What next?

I'm afraid you're outmatched,

Grim old boy.

Horror's Hand is mine.

If you want to be useful

without your powers...

now is a good time to start.

I... I don't know how, Boogey...

but we're going to beat you!

Smooth.

Well, you can't both

have Horror's Hand!

You'll have to make

the Cannibal Run.

Whoever comes back alive

will win the honor of fighting me.

Holy crud!

The Cannibal Run...

is the most dangerously frightening

section of the entire river.

- Well, we're not scared.

- We're not either!

Totally awesome!

You will start from Point Dread...

go through the Chasm of Blades

across the Bottomless Falls...

pass through the Hole of Oddities,

past Monster Island...

through the Sunken City

of the Witch Queen...

stop for lunch

at the Picnic Grounds of Terror...

jump the Glacier of Evil...

pass the Whirlpool of Suffering...

and, finally, overcome

the Cliffs of Crushing.

Man, I'm glad

I don't have to go through all that!

You have that all down, Grim old chum?

I'd hate to see you

and your delightful companions get lost...

or worse, along the way.

See you at the finish line, Boogey!

Our backsides perhaps.

I miss Billy, yo.

I told you, Billy's fine.

He's been underwater

for six hours!

Billy's always fine.

We can't do this without him.

We need him!

You ladies lose your mascot?

That's a crying shame.

We don't need Billy anyway, right?

We need to be together!

Billy's... always fine.

I'm fine!

First the Kracken ate me

but I kept alive by breathing my own farts.

Then me and the Kracken became friends.

He's really fun when you get to know him.

Told you he was fine.

We might as well quit now.

There's no way we're going to win.

The Cannibal Run is impossible.

No one's ever survived it!

- You can't quit.

- Why not?

Because I said so!

Don't treat me

like a three-year-old!

It was you kids

that got me powers taken away!

Boogey got your powers taken away.

Because of you two!

Grim, when we won you

in that game of limbo...

you agreed to be our best friend forever,

powers or no powers.

Don't remind me.

And best friends stick together

even through the tough times.

But this is

an impossible time!

You said that sometimes...

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