Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure Page #5

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people do

stupid things out of love.

This is one of those stupid times!

But I don't love any of you!

In fact, I pretty much hate all of you!

And we feel the same way.

But our only other option

is losing Horror's Hand to Boogey.

Do you really want that?

I hate you guys.

But I hate him even more!

Let's do this thing, yo!

Go us!

And you're off!

Row, row, ye scurvy dog!

- I'm useless.

- Not yet.

Grab the back seat!

We're neck and neck.

Incoming now!

- We're ahead.

- Oh, curses. No!

I'll cut you.

We're gonna be the first into...

...the Chasm of Blades.

What now?

- We lose?

- What about all that stuff you said...

about friendship and trying

and never giving up?

Yeah, sometimes

I just say stuff, you know?

Where do we get one of those?

So, Grim, are you all cut up

about losing Horror's Hand?

Have I shredded any hope of victory?

Are you falling apart at the seams?

I can almost handle

losing my powers forever...

if I didn't have to listen to this guy.

Sorry, I'm allergic to blades.

Billy, hurry!

Sneeze on Mandy.

If you do that, I will...

Bring it on.

We're a river booger!

And you said you didn't need me.

Well, I hope

you kiddies can fly too...

'cause you're going to need to

to get over the Bottomless Falls.

Creeper, activate the rockets!

There's no way

we're getting over that pit.

Powers or no powers, we're not losing.

Quick, Mandy, me cloak.

Hang on to me cloak,

it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Say goodbye to my butt!

Sayonara, suckers!

What's that, yo?

That would be the Hole of Oddities.

Why is it called

the Hole of Oddities?

We're about to find out.

Oh, now I get it.

I'm a forearm

from the waist down!

That was disturbing.

My bottom!

Hot, hot, hot.

I don't even feel it anymore.

Sunken City of the Witch Queen.

I don't see no city.

I really gotta lay off

those cheese blintzes.

No. No!

Yeah!

Row!

These are moving too fast.

We'll never get through!

We need more speed.

Billybot, Mandroid,

destroy them!

That's an order!

Statement.

I don't take orders.

Especially from a pathetic excuse

for a Boogey Man like you.

Suck cannonball!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

- We win!

- Yeah!

I'm the laughing stock

of the underworld.

Maybe scary really isn't your thing.

You are indeed fearless.

Now the only thing

you must do is defeat...

Owned.

All right, let's grab this thing

and blow this dump.

Remember, Horror's Hand

is an artifact of unimaginable power.

But once we get close to it,

the hand will open...

and your worst nightmare

will spring forth.

It's only if you can overcome that fear,

that you get the hand.

So let me go first because...

I ain't afraid of nothin'!

What about spiders, yo?

- And clowns?

- And the mailman.

Let's make you a pony, little boy.

No one can help him now.

He must battle his own demons.

Gosh, that's scary, yo.

Who's gonna go up there next

'cause it ain't gonna be...

Oh, no!

Telling jokes to wild bears.

My worst nightmare!

So a bear and a rabbit,

they're pooping in the woods and...

Amateurs.

I'm looking for Horror's Hand.

Have you?

Hello, me.

I remember being your age...

when I was all gloom and doom...

instead of sunshine and lollipops!

But I was wrong.

I was wrong about a lot of things.

When I was your age...

I never told Billy and Grim

how important they really were to me.

Oh, egad!

I don't...

Why don't you come in

and have some brownies?

You're not me.

You can't be me.

I'm supposed to do something important.

Nothing is more important

than friendship.

Except maybe love.

Hey, little lady.

I see you met my wife, yo.

I told you,

you should have let me go first.

The Hand won't affect me.

I lived me worst nightmare

every day...

living with you two jerks!

Hand over the Hand

or we'll handle you roughly!

And now,

Mr. Former Grim Reaper...

I think I'll take this opportunity...

to scare you to pieces!

No, no, Boogey!

Not like this, not like this!

Mandy, this isn't fun anymore.

Billy, for once

I completely agree with you.

Yeah...

I wanna go home, yo.

Not so fast.

I'm sure I've got room for you

in my slave army.

I've done it!

I'm the scariest dude alive!

Now, all that's left is to rule...

with an iron fist!

Hi there.

What?

Hang on a minute.

I scared you to pieces!

No, really.

I scared you to pieces!

I totally blew meself up on purpose.

You couldn't scare

a puzzle to pieces!

I... don't understand! I'm scary.

The Hand!

It's making

my worst nightmare come true!

You've lost your edge, Boogey.

You're through!

Now that you mention it,

I don't know anyone un-scarier.

Creeper. No!

Wait, I'm supposed

to be afraid of that?

You're no spider clown mailman,

that's for sure!

You'd last two seconds with a bear.

I'm scary!

I'll just be taking that!

No, seriously, I'm scary.

I'm scary.

I've failed!

What do you say?

So the Boogey Man's

worst nightmare...

was realizing

that he's not scary at all.

That may have been his worst nightmare

but we can't blame the Hand.

I turned it off,

right after I picked it up. See?

So he really wasn't ever scary at all!

Nice one, Grim.

Hang on a second.

This means I'm acting captain.

I'll be taking that Hand now.

Nachos.

Work really burns me up.

Nice job.

But Fred Fredburger

so didn't deserve that.

Acceptable losses.

So you and me

can be friends now, right?

Suggestion.

Assimilate! Assimilate!

So, who gets the Hand?

With its powers

I could be someone again!

And I could scare people

into thinking I'm smart.

I could use it to...

make someone love me, yo.

- You'll never get it.

- It's mine!

Those nachos have hurt my tummy.

But if I had never eaten them...

I wouldn't have known

I could finish them all!

What the heck

is he talking about?

Nachos!

Wait! He's onto something.

- Really?

- Yes!

This whole voyage

has been like eating nachos.

- Yes!

- If we'd never come...

we never would have known

how far we'd go to get what we wanted.

- Nachos!

- And...

we would have never seen

that we had what we wanted all along.

Yes!

Grim, you still saved the day...

even without your powers.

Mandy still always gets her way.

Irwin got to kiss his true love.

And I'm gonna get

a new bike for Christmas!

And we all did it

without Horror's Hand.

And we did it together.

Now I am thirsty.

Did you come

to give me my job back?

No.

We came to finish

what the Boogey Man started.

Banishing you forever!

I don't think so.

Bonehead here

just saved all your butts...

from a future ruled

by the Boogey Man.

So I think you're going to say thank you...

get his scythe

and give him his job back.

Now!

OK.

Really?

I can be the Grim Reaper again?

Sorry, girlfriend.

You're just not working out.

I missed you so much.

Who's your daddy?

I'll get you for this, Grim,

if it's the last thing I do!

She was a heck of a reaper,

in her own way.

Stop right there!

Don't give her the Hand.

- My eyes!

- What the?

I come from a time

two weeks in the future.

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