Bitch Slap

Synopsis: When three curvaceous babes, stripper Trixe, business executive Hel, and the feisty ex-con Camero, arrive at a desert hideaway to steal a stash of diamonds from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rick Jacobson
Production: Freestyle Releasing
 
IMDB:
4.5
Metacritic:
19
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
2009
109 min
Website
319 Views


"A belief in a supernatural source

Evil is not necessary.

Men, by itself,

are quite capable of all evil ... "

My God ...

How did we get to this point?

GIVE WOMEN THEIR RIGHTS

GIVE PROTECTION TO WOMEN

Directed by ...

How do you feel, soft?

I'm fine.

It still hurts a bit the head.

Nothing! Well you said.

Sorry, Trixie.

It was supposed to run well.

Do not get up, Mija on Shoes!

They must be kidding me.

I trusted you, Boom-Boom.

- E betrayed me.

- Sorry.

Are you feeling sad, honey?

Thankfully,

stabbed in the back!

So much for subtle wit, Gage.

Know why we are here.

Who hell are you?

Besides a good chunk of vulva

I loved beating like a door.

Where, Gage?

Well, honey ...

... not sure

to what you're referring to.

And even though he knew, would have to ask you,

very politely, of course ...

for mo ... branches.

Whatever.

Here we go.

Are you still screwed me, Camero?

Obviously not.

Yes ..

That's right.

That's right.

I knew you could not resist

Mr. Sticky much longer.

- You said you liked the area.

- That's right.

- Where is the material?

- Chupa-mos, the dyke psychopath.

If I tell you where they are buried,

'll kill me with it.

So why did you and the

your entourage of stuffed rats

not join and make me a tip?

How about doings thou me one to me?

So are buried.

You are laughing at you for what?

You.

I'm laughing at the thought of you.

Always with his nose

briefs in the other.

I do what I want when I want.

Muff as you are

that will always be used.

I told you never to call me that.

Lets you, please leave it.

F*** you, loose!

It is because of you that he is here.

- What happened?

- Open the bag!

Let.

What the f***!

What the hell is wrong with you?

How difficult was it to put a

single tablet in the cup?

- What are you doing?

- She is a brunette with blond p*ssy, Hel.

- With the taste of dog with two d*cks.

- Enough!

- Behave yourself.

- You promised me that she was capable.

- What happened?

- I do not know. I did everything you said,

... the fault is not mine!

- The hell is that it is not!

Everything is destroyed.

Now I'll never find them.

- 35.34.08.81 N. ..

- What?

The Gage wrote it in a photograph.

A kind of desert, seen from space.

- And that serves us so?

- Can be coordinated vector.

- Are you sure about the numbers?

- Yes.

I have photographic memory.

My mother used to say he wanted

I was born a dwarf ...

- Come on!

Tell us where to dig and the door rises.

It's as simple as that.

- What is happening to it?

- My heart ...

- Gage?

- No, Trixie, stop!

Cow stupid sh*t.

More stupid than a door.

Now ... take me away ...

... or childbirth her neck.

- Party at home. Are we the sh*t.

What?

Give me the keys and the gun ...

... right now.

- Okay.

Do him no harm.

Okay ... now the pistol.

Holy sh*t.

I blew up with the tomatoes.

That's two you owe me,

Spit semen.

- My God, you could have hit me!

- But do not hit.

- You're crazy!

- No problem.

He finished the game, Gage.

Next stop:
village brown.

If I tell you ...

The Pinky ... I will do things

not even imagine.

Pinky?

What is the Pinky to do with it?

With that sh*t think

they are dealing?

- You work for Pinky?

- Yes

Now you are no longer

so smart, do you?

His goats stupid

Pinky when you know it ...

... are all dead.

What is he talking about?

Who is Pinky?

If it helps us,

not only let you live, how you

take for a safe place.

What? No, it was not

part of the agreement.

I can not.

I was hoping you said that.

Tell them and ready, Gage.

Please tell them.

Okay, okay.

Piece of sh*t.

Are there.

The 15 steps east of the van.

Trixie, get those blades

alongside the caravan.

Camero, is over time.

Covers her mouth and put it in the car.

- What? Let's not even ...?

- Who knows if you are lying?

If they come trouble,

we need something to negotiate.

- This is bullshit.

- Do it and go!

You receive orders rather than

a young boy in Bangkok.

Shut your f***ing mouth.

You can have an agreement with her,

but do not have one with me.

Who are they?

Puppets

to get what I want.

How do you know you can trust them?

Especially that.

The f***ing stripper.

It is dangerous.

You put yourself to stick with it.

Will you stop moving.

Do not turn your back on this crazy!

She will betray you. As did

with others in the Glory Hole!

What is he talking about?

They do not know, do you?

- You were the Glory Hole?

- Was, yes indeed.

It was a Camero that killed Liberty e. ..

Bye-bye, Dick Mole.

CAN NOT SEE!

WHAT?

I love Home Depot.

Now, listen, your b*tch.

I have a reputation

to be very persuasive.

And I know that thou art virtuous

with those neck muscles.

So it's good you start to talk ...

... or shove it up for your cousin above.

You passed up?

This was not part of the plan.

- Perhaps not part of your plan.

- You told me that nobody would hurt.

- You promised me!

- I know, Trixie. I know.

We could not keep Gage alive.

He was dangerous.

No! I said right at the outset:

we did not kill anyone!

Now all we have is a corpse

leading to Pinky. And nothing in his hands.

- My God, will hold us forever.

- Shut up, Raw Machado.

Shut up.

- What did you say?

- Back, Camero.

No, why not let the Cleavage of

Ravine defend itself?

What did you mean with the Gage

"Also you will betray us"?

You are f***ing up the court, Hel.

And why not say that

been in the Glory Hole?

And why did not you tell me

you knew the Gage?

Why not know.

He was lying.

Exactly.

It was this same person-Drawn fucks

conspirator was trying to do.

What we turned in

against each other.

He is a master manipulator, Hel.

Also,

told us where is the material.

Where is hope!

He could be trying to gain time.

He trusted me ...

... and now is dead.

Yes, it's great.

That's right.

Shows what you have there.

- You like that?

- Yes, Daddy likes.

Then try this.

Goddamn.

I call this movement

"Shock and Awe".

Never felt so

for a girl.

You are so cute.

And you are decent and pure,

and I love you.

Now, because

to put them together,

we are beautiful somersaults,

and treat such clams your thirsty?

Drink to that.

Damn.

Have got to be strong and

you concentres, Trixie.

Remember why we are here.

All we need it.

Especially you ...

What is this?

Comes from Gage.

Indicative of the Los Angeles area.

I thought I told you

for you search the pockets.

- What is stress? Serves.

- Stress?

With the right equipment,

anyone finds this phone.

If this is the Pinky,

or some of the men Gage

they now know it and we

are even here.

My God ...

See? This is what happens

when you do not do what you're told.

F*** you, Hel! I reviewed it.

He had no phone when we left.

- Obviously had.

- Are you calling me a liar?

- I'm calling you careless.

- Stop! Both!

What do we do now?

I know what I'll do.

Relax, Hel!

That call did not mean anything.

It was probably one of his whores

used to want to be leased for a while.

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