Blind Dating

There's no doubt that

when I was a kid...

Always was called...

...different.

Yeah. That's me,

Danny Waldesakee the second...

...followed by my loving family.

They're always trying to help.

Always trying to save me from myself.

Danny?

Are you alright?

Honey, are you ok?

Sweety, talk to me,

Are you alright?

I'm ok.

- Way to go, a**hole.

- Lorenzo!

My mother was a kind of person, who's love

could kill you if you weren't careful.

Guess she blamed herself for

I was born 3 months premature.

I was just in a hurry to get out!

I'm always in a hurry.

- Hey, Danny.

- Hi

.. put your hands.

Daddy, can I hit?

No,it's Danny's turn. Here we go.

I am gonna pull this thing right at the ball,

it's gonna make that noise.

When you hear it, wack it.

swing..

You suck!

My dad was cool. He never were

like my mom.

He knew that I didn't wanna

go to blind school

So he sent me to normal school.

And he let me and my brother visit him

at work.

Help! There two blind kids robbin a train,

Help!

Larry, my brother.

Only two years elder than me,

was a boy with a mission.

He took up by himself in an early age:

teach me about life.

- Come on, Danny, you will like it.

- Don't do that, remember Last time!

You keep out of this. This

candy is not for little girls.

This candy's is only for men.

Come on..

Danny take a piece.

Yeah, dog sh*t again!

As we grew up, Larry's life-lessons

continue.

What's happening?

Is she dying?

In front of Danny!

What's the problem, he can't see nothin.

God can see!

Nedless to say that by the time

I was a young man, I needed help.

Try to be more specific Danny.

Why do you think, you feel this way?

I guess i'm just curious? You know..

I run my fingers over my face, but...

But that tells me sh*t about how I look.

And that matters to you, does it?

Sure yeah, of course it does.

Even Maria has got these friends,

and they come by. She's 14years old.

You know, these girls freak me out.

I wanna know that girls are attracted to me.

.. and don't feel just sorry for me,

or give me pitty...

I feel like I'm 12year old,

trapped in a 22year old body, you know?

It's perfect.

I am 22 year old blind virgin,

who doesn't know anything about girls.

At least I want to know that I

don't look like some kinda monster.

Believe me, Danny.

You don't look like a monster.

Doc, you naked again?

- Sorry, Danny.

- Oh Doc!

You promised, you weren't

gonna do that anymore!

It's Just that.. something... a

little problem. I'm working on it.

Doc, you are the smartest people, I know.

But I think..

...you might be crazier than most your patients.

You know that?

Sometimes I just feel this need to break out.

To be free, to be who I really am.

I am sorry Danny, it will never

happen again. I promise.

- You said that last time.

- I know, I know.

And I'll probably say it again.

You're a cook, you know?

But I love you.

So,

where were we?

Ok, so apart from the fact that I got

this problem with women,

I'm handling things pretty well.

- Hi, Danny.

- Hi girls.

So cute.

Danny, Danny!

Come on in,

your father wants to talk to you.

Sit down.

Don't you wanna sit down?

No, what's up?

- I'd say go for it, Danny.

- Go for what?

It's too dangerous.

- How could you do this to me?

- how could I do what to you?

What are you talking about?

- But It's Danny's big chance!

- It's out of the question!

Does somebody wanna fill me in

what we're talking about?

- You stay out of it!

- Shut up!

Danny, we got a call from a doctor..

ahh doctor...

- what was his name?

- Parkins.

- That wasn't it.

- Yeah, It was, Parkins. - No, it was somethin..

- You talked to him on the phone!

- No.. - It's Perkins!

A Doctor Perkins, he said you were maybe

gonna volunteer for some

...sort of experimental operation.

Maybe he can make you see?

What's going on here? How come you ever

said nothing?

I didn't say anything because

I hadn't volunteer for anything yet.

- You don't talk to me about these things anymore?

- It's not a big deal.

- Yes,this is a very big deal,

what's going on?

It's not gonna happen, there are risks!

You don't know, there could be problems.

Hey Mom, you wanna let him

make up his mind once in his life?

- Mom, what if he could see?

- Exactly, what if can see?

You are a guinea, not a guinea pig!

Oh where are you going?

Come back here!

This is exactly why I dont say anything!

I don't wanna worry you Ma, I don't wanna give

everybodies hopes up either.

I mean,..

I don't wanna go through this yet..

Danny, it's your call,

Whatever you decide to do...

- We're all behind you.

- I know, Iknow. -He?

I am hungry, ma, how about some dinner?

Where I'm going you can't come, What

I've got to do you can't be any the part of it.

He's looking at you, kid.

Hey D!

Yo Danny boy

- Jo, What's up?

- Hey man.

I've got some balls down the court,

who swe-ne-ga-geng.

- So what do you think, we make some bucks?

- Yeah. Let's do it.

Danny, are you nuts! Danny will you...

- Yeooow

That's it, I'm convinced,

you are the Batman.

- How's your sonar?

- OK. Lets do it.

- For money?

Hey, you guys.

This is the guy I was telling you about.

Llike I said, he wins, you guys gonna pay 5 to 1.

That's only fair.

How's he gonna know where the loop is?

What, are you the handicap police?

Take a shot, show 'em.

- Ehmm

- Wait it fella, listen. Let's try 2 $

- 2$?

- Thats 50$ if he wins.

Hey man,

he's blind as a pebble, godness.

Ready? Shoot the ball.

Steven's wanna shoot first.

Follow my voice.

ooohhhh

Gotta follow voice, good boy.

Oh godness, three times.

That was a net but it's still good.

You guys gotta ache.

Poetry in motion.

Oh yeah, got it all.

Blackboard.. You got it on.

- Common.

You guys got an ass.

You guys loose, pay up.

Here we go

Now we are talking.

- What is it? -50 Bucks.

-50 bucks?

You are amazing, you know that right?

Way, this is going to help most

of my tuition fee.

Yeah, looks like a basket-ball scout to me.

And how about you,

what's going on with that law-school thing?

- I've got my first class coming up.

- Really? -Yeah!

Ready?

- Of course I am man.

I am here to eat please.

Gina said that if you'd ask her out,

that she'd say yes.

Hit me, hit me..

You're so strange. How come you never wanna go out

with one of my friends?

- Leave your brother alone.

- Because they're 14 Maria.

Besides, what could these girls offer him?

Look,the time of his life ma,

that's what they could offer him.

- Not everyone is like you Lorenzo.

- That's what you think.

At least you're in your own apartment,

you don't bring them here anymore.

- Thanks to God.

- See, this is why I love coming over here.

Danny, do you remember that girl?

Ass like a coconut?

She is laying in the bathtub, he has no idea

he turns on the water,

She almost has a heart att... OK!

OK!

Maria is here!

You're right. Sorry..

Maria forgive me.

So Danny, can you tell us more about

this operation?

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